calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1hI mean that’s as good a descriptor as any, I had a lovely time 100
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 14hIan Wright backseat-coaching Shaun has killed me, I am deceased. #Strictly 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 16hThey’re talking about how they have to kill me because XYZ, and my VT is me just fully unconscious in a dressing gown 000
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 16hUnexpectedly touched by the plotline where the patriarch either is a gay man who wants to do drag or a trans woman, expressed entirely via flamenco and a bit of mime, and his wife is chill with it and teaches him to do flamenco with a big skirt 060
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 17hI like to think I’d be reading a lovely leatherbound book or pouring a delicate cup of tea but in reality I’d be peacefully napping, no stress at all 110
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 17hI’m out seeing some flamenco tonight, if you’re thinking I’m being awfully quiet about Strictly 😉 I’ll catch up later 020
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you’re not watching House of Games, one of the question writers slipped their current obsession in 080
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guess we’re seeing that it results in the tower sessions being kind of a bummer 😂 000
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Full same - you and I both know how I feel about a buffet!! 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Really should have recruited someone who might not be distraught about it #Traitors 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ahhhh that makes sense, I hadn’t considered that 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was also thinking this tbh but it’d be much more awks for me, I’d be sending out the camera crew like “if they’re coming to kill me, give me five” 110
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ohhhh I hadn’t thought about the fact you could do that! I sort of assumed if she refused she’d be killed but you’re right 110
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I would be jiggling but I’d want the cuppa anyway 110
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m sitting in my crypt waiting asking the production crew if I can have a cuppa while I wait 140
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yes exactly! You’ve got two people who chose it over dying because they want to stay in the game, but they hate. it. 120
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This Show: I have made Traitors The Traitors: You’ve fucked up a perfectly good Faithful is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety #CelebrityTraitors 24311
Reposted by calamity jenn.Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026everyone in 2005 after hearing You’re Beautiful for the ninety millionth time #celebritytraitors 021534
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sort of obsessed with this version of #CelebrityTraitors where two of the Traitors hate being Traitors and are trying really hard to not be Traitors despite having to be Traitors 2260
Reposted by calamity jenn.Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s 23819363
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh my goddddddd I love this show #CelebrityTraitors 010
Reposted by calamity jenn.Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Summoning Spirits with Michael Sheen" #CelebrityTraitors 1273
Reposted by calamity jenn.iranesi @neverella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Love a trip to the scary hut. #CelebrityTraitors 111
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“We add nothing to the theories!” I love Rob, this would be me on this show too. #CelebrityTraitors 150
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hung out with a Hamlet statue for a bit. I used to quote a lot of Hamlet in my therapy sessions (not the speech you’re thinking of) because I am insufferable, so like, he gets me. 170
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Awww, the Disney Store UK announced an upcoming Muppet Christmas Carol collection at the weekend, I learned about it on Monday but it wasn’t out yet, I checked back and it’s all sold out 😭 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Watching Myha’la defending herself at the round table is interesting because she’s really playing as an American in a room full of Brits, to my reading #TheTraitors 030
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Row C of the stalls for As You Like It tonight, bitches 🤘 150
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Full of delicious carbs for my Shakespeare play that’s 2 hours 25 PLUS the interval: it’s a marathon not a sprint 050
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Right? Some of us just want a cuppa in our jimjams 000
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is enormous! It’s one of those ones they’ve kept building bits on over the centuries 010
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you make love and listen to the music at my party, I’m going to ask you to leave, that’s a home activity 110
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Some lovely autumn day photos of Warwick Castle, you’re welcome 160
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wasn’t part of the group but did have a laugh 000
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mostly just use Amazon to buy cheap kindle books, because all other books I can get from work. That’s 90% of my usage. As a result that’s basically all that they know about me. Pretty good reading profile of me. 000
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m at Warwick Castle today and having a lovely day - just caught the end of one of the tour guide’s spiels just cheerfully badmouthing the current Earl of Warwick who refuses to come visit the castle 😂 170
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I redid them and ripped pages out of my sketchbook and glued things over my original sketches and my mum helped me with a couple because I’m truly shocking at art And I still barely scraped a semi-passing grade, they even gave me a low effort mark and it was like, I SECRETLY WENT BACK 020
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just had a sudden vivid flashback to an art trip when I was 12, they took us to the British Museum and we sketched sculptures etc, and then we were meant to tidy them up at home and hand them in for marking. And my sketches were so bad I asked my mum to take me back to the museum at the weekend 😅 110
Reposted by calamity jenn.Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ONE WEEK till this li'l bisexual starts stalking the land! Please share, tell your friends, rally the queers, bi a ticket, etc 🩷💜💙 21310
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Popping this here, I’ve just done it: If Sadiq Khan is a trans ally, why is he allowing JK Rowling’s Harry Potter to take over the Christmas lights in Oxford Circus? Email him now and ask him to pull the plug on transphobia. goodlaw.social/e1ae3fgoodlaw.socialSadiq Khan: Pull the plug on transphobiaTell the mayor of London to switch off JK Rowling’s Christmas lights 041
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean what I truly need is to live somewhere with soft water so the waves in my hair can happen 040
calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ended up in a gently deranged 1940s WWII fetishisation cafe because they have the best range of tea blends. Churchill accusingly watched me eat a delicious cheese scone. 010
