shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026how many opening lines of songs go as hard as "like lieutenant Dan, I'm rollin'" 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026annoying kid who keeps saying chatgpt is smart said "log 1 = 10" in class today, so I'm gonna be riding that schadenfreude all week 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026we're back to groovy, funky disco and house beats to get cookin' with on a saturday evening www.twitch.tv/missmywifess...twitch.tvMissMyWifesStench - Twitchbeginner dj, intermediate wifeguy, expert dumdum — MissMyWifesStench streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026get me on subway takes, I also need to throw my opinion about DJs into the sea of content 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There's no shortage of places where you can get an aggregate opinion on music. The whole point of talking to a person is to get a fresh perspective 211
Reposted by shawnzieMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895443640
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why yes, everything everything, i do sometimes feel like a fat child in a push chair 001
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026prof saying that people have bad math skills because they have bad teachers. i don't disagree, but rich coming from someone who *in lecture* just types the tasks we're supposed to be learning how to do into chatgpt and pastes the answer into jupyter. 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026last stream was super chill, so we're switching it up this week! everything 130bpm+! trance/eurodance classics, hyperpop/bubblegum bass, and whatever feels right. it's da freakin' weekend, baby www.twitch.tv/missmywifess...twitch.tvMissMyWifesStench - Twitchbeginner dj, intermediate wifeguy, expert dumdum — MissMyWifesStench streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jays are out of playoff contention so I'm all in on the White Sox 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026feeling new levels of self conscious as a mature student in an undergraduate program after reading a reddit post of someone complaining about someone with my exact description "looking at people weird" 110
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026cigarettes really undefeated as the absolute worst thing to reek of. worse than shit, piss, body odour, skunk. instant headache to everyone within a 15m radius. they need to ban cigarette smell from enclosed areas. 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comGet The Word Out ThereALT: Get The Word Out There 100
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026anyone else see aaron judge and have "my name is judge" from that arrested development bit pop into their head? 001
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Offsetting my imposing Blood Incantation longsleeve by crying to Jason Molina on the subway 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026demolishing a bunch of kids at slot car racingstatic.klipy.comYakuza: Pocket Circuit RaceAlt: Kazuma Kiryu from the Yakuza video game series holding up a slot car 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026jays win! vladdy has hit a homer at the dome! we're celebrating with future funk, electro, disco, french house, all that good stuff www.twitch.tv/missmywifess...twitch.tvMissMyWifesStench - Twitchbeginner dj, intermediate wifeguy, expert dumdum — MissMyWifesStench streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026something I've been thinking a lot about: what's the end game with AGI? all of the unknowns of the world are now known? can you imagine living in a world where there is a defined solution to every problem? what's even the point of existing in a world where there's nothing left to do or discover. 110
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it took years of research but i finally solved what to do when your AI goes rogue 060
Reposted by shawnzieOscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Friendly reminder that you can just do this and no one can stop you. 7789184
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"what if we blew our wedding budget on a honeymoon but also hired a photographer so everyone officially knows we spent $20k on ourselves" 020
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026www.inc.com/kaylawebster...inc.comMove Over, Unlimited PTO: The New Must-Have AI Perk Taking Over Silicon ValleyNvidia CEO Jensen Huang proposes offering engineers token budgets for AI use. 000
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026damn, that's so expensive! it should cost $15, $20 tops. 120
Reposted by shawnzieDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382297305
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. 2. I love you, Homie... heh heh heh... I don't need her at all anymore. 3. Push her down, son. 4. Ore-gah-no, what the hell? 5. Hmmmm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm... easement! 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026who do you think would be the most inscrutable celebrity that you could stumble upon doing a dj set 100
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026affixing a sensor to my toilet so my followers can gamble on what number on the bristol chart my shit will be today 100
Reposted by shawnzieTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391836338
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026kpop demon hunters in the criterion collection before billy madison, smdh 001
Reposted by shawnzier o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity 741186932825
Reposted by shawnzie🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Thank you to whoever sent these lol 201367172
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026watching a documentary about kensington market and the lady is like "it's all fancy bread shops, $6 a loaf is so expensive" and man, remember when normal bread was $6 000
Reposted by shawnziejount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the 2026 buisness owner 282675439
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026do we know kevin o'leary's whereabouts www.cp24.com/news/2026/08...cp24.comTwo people missing after Muskoka boat crash, police sayOPP say two people are missing after a boating crash in Muskoka, Ont., on Friday night. 010
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Live now! French touch, bloghouse, future funk, 00s funky house, big beat, all that fun stuff twitch.tv/shawnzie7twitch.tvshawnzie7 - Live on Twitchbaby's third stream - disco, french house, bloghouse, future funk, and whatnot | Streaming djs for 1 viewers. 010
Reposted by shawnzieScott Campbell @heyscottcampbell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.” . Dedicated to the return of school time. #greatshowdowns #scottc grearshowdowns.com 1293
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026noooo oooone whiffs like the jays no bed shits like the jays no one strands runners in score posi-sh like the jays we're especially good at exasperating all of our fans we're the jaaaays 120
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026unbelievable that Minute Maid did not lock this one up 010
Reposted by shawnzieMatt Real @mattyistalking.com · 18/07/2026Just a reminder! If you aren't seeing the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX you are missing a lot of information. 111117
shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Been doing some DJ livestreams on Twitch every now and again playing disco, house, funky house, disco house, funky disco house, and anything generally in that vicinity. Here's this evening's set to get down with your bad self to: soundcloud.com/djshawnzie/2...soundcloud.com2026-07-17 Twitch LiveListen to 2026-07-17 Twitch Live by djshawnzie #np on #SoundCloud 111
