Reposted by shawnKevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Daniel Jones to Colts GM Chris Ballard: 06110
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jets with a masterclass in final few seconds time mismanagement 000
Reposted by shawnIan Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span 17894114
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just listened to closing time live and in real life and the next act is passion pit. 22-26 year old me would be losing his mind. 43 year old me is still impressed 001
Reposted by shawnScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one. 7194673630
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Literally cannot think of a time I’ve seen a team try to pass a ball through the torso of the other team this often besides like 8u can they not see them? Is that blue some sort of magic camouflage 000
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026As it turns out a BTA half isn’t as much fun when you’re on the ass end. 000
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026BIH looks like they’ve got a Skarsgard playing right back 000
Reposted by shawnThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross 353825392
Reposted by shawnJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026every two words is an entire Dickens novel 13725209
Reposted by shawnCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689472262
Reposted by shawnGreg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026thank you Trump for making Shrek white again 252714373
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026would very much like to get eyes on the transcript of the commentators discussing girth 000
Reposted by shawnMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210778225
Reposted by shawn[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I have never been more tired than I am every day all the time. 0176
Reposted by shawnmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes 289105541708
Reposted by shawnaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 06/05/2026on the recommendation of @edsbs.bsky.social i’ve been watching DEATH BY LIGHTNING and i’m almost finished and it’s been a fun ride and honestly inspirational too as this is how i’m going to behave in front of all politicians going forward 11079
Reposted by shawnGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I will always laugh at this youtu.be/CX9XrZ9wvVA?...youtu.beI consider mids loudYouTube video by Chris Person 616224
Reposted by shawniPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social 1196294975
Reposted by shawnTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/03/2026i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now. 21566211181
Reposted by shawnDanny V @dmv8286.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase it’s science 167289
Reposted by shawnAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy 299261358797
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So somebody just told me that the sign language interpreter was in more than one language and I’m going to need a few minutes to digest why there are multiple types of sign languages? I guess I’ve always known it’s A-sl but, why? 000
Reposted by shawnPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/01/2026Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did 282454346
Reposted by shawnRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026When Basque separatists go deer hunting 2968
Reposted by shawnAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading 11291501239
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Ok the patriots recognize this isn’t like down to undrafted rookie WR that played QB in high school situation, right? They still have to defend the pass at least a little. 001
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Fuck it I’m running on a platform of shipping Elon and the ICE psychopaths to Guantanamo to never see daylight again 000
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It’s almost like teaching an entire wing of the US political spectrum that they would never face consequences for lying, stealing, and cheating has created consequences for everyone else. That has to be corrected. Leaders need to be paraded through the streets on their way to prison. Assets seized. 000
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This is the Karl Marx “the moon in the fucking sky?” tweet but for college football 000
shawn @shawnopotamus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Nandor the Relentless and Kris Kristofferson with an unknown device 010
