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Joey Two Shoes

@sharkmandank.bsky.social
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He/Him Big Sports Guy, even bigger Dumb Joke Guy #Packers, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, Sky, and Ferrari F1 fan

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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Gonna miss Kenny Clark but any price is a good price when you're getting Micah Parsons
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/08/2025
A WALKOFF TOUCHDOWN FOR MEXICO! MEXICO WINS THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOLD MEDAL. THE UNITED STATES COMES UP SHORT AT THE GAME THEY INVENTED! Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 17/08/2025
A’JA WILSON, EVERYBODY. She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history. H/T @lvaces.bsky.social
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Wow so insightful I never would have learned that a trump presidency in 2024 would be bad if not for Kamala harris
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Okay, Paige
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 28/07/2025
After a 13-month layoff, Cameron Brink is returning to the basketball court. The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 20/07/2025
JC Tretter, considered one of two favorites to take over as interim executive director of the NFLPA, resigned from the org, a league source confirmed to The Athletic. His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Caitlin Clark is very good at basketball and seems like a perfectly decent human being but she’s just … not interesting to me as a public figure. I’m not sure how she becomes the face of the league with such a bland persona. She’s like if Des Moines were a person.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 06/07/2025
Bobby Jenks didn't have a home, his worldly possessions, his life savings, or his health before he died. He’s had to sign baseballs to pay for medical treatments. But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
well alright Paige Bueckers
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This pic of Angel Reese is so hard
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
it’s not exactly about this but the wnba has a real dogwhistle problem going on in indiana that it’s just letting bubble over into something worse
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 30/06/2025
Angel Reese went OFF against the Sparks 🔥 ◽️ 24 PTS ◽️ 16 REB ◽️ 7 AST ◽️ 2 BLK ◽️ 1 STL Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Also a shoutout to the selfish ass gerontocracy
Rbg stayed too long
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The fuck is this clown shit
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This Google commercial is hilarious bruh nobody my age likes or even knows James blunt
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Was about to turn off the game as soon as hali went down that made me sick But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Liberal woman who enjoys kayaking and building legos liked me on hinge but her top Spotify artist is Morgan Wallen and I just can’t compromise on that one
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
So what would have happened if he didn't yell that he was a citizen? What would have happened if they didn't listen? I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit. We elected you to protect Americans.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 20/06/2025
Game 6 T.J. McConnell? Game 6 T.J. McConnell!
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 20/06/2025
Pascal Siakam put Jalen Williams on a poster 😳
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Stephen A Solitaire Sorry I just thought of this and I know it's not that good but it was in my head so I had to post it. Oh, also
Stephen A Smith said Candace Owens knows what she's talking about
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Stephen A and Kendrick Perkins faces too lmao
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. 🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
There are 2 previous historical cases of countries destroying their science and universities, crippling them for decades: Lysenkoism in the USSR and Nazi Germany. The Trump administration will be the 3rd. It's not just budgets but research, institutions, expertise, and training the next generation.
Graphs showing 25 years of budgets for the National Institute of Health, NASA, and the NSF. In all cases, the proposed budget for next year is far, far below any year of the previous quarter century.
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Julius Randle is so fucking awful oh my god
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Doris 😭
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hillbilly Elegy looks like a gag in 30 Rock where Jenna is playing both roles in an attempt to win two Oscars for the same movie.
hillbilly elegy poster
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Kendrick Perkins wouldn't even make current g league rosters
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 14/05/2025
Oh now he tells y’all?? After spreading lies and conspiracy theories, RFK Jr. says don’t listen to his advice—as head of HHS. Sir, we already knew. We were just waiting on you to admit you’re unqualified.
go.forbes.com
RFK Jr. Says Don’t Take Medical Advice From Him, But He’d ‘Probably’ Vaccinate His Kids For Measles
Kennedy has long been skeptical of vaccinations and repeatedly made false claims that vaccines cause autism.
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
He brought out his nephews what a great uncle 💪💪
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Joey Two Shoes @sharkmandank.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
2 year wait for 7 episodes Modern TV really sucks
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I posted the video over 2 years ago. People thought he was bluffing I guess.
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Demi Moore after losing the Oscar to a woman in her 20s
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a man in a suit is talking on a television show
Alt: Shannon shape
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Brett Kollmann @brettkollmann.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is what it looks like to walk up to the most important five seconds of your life.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
ESPN has to get rid of Kendrick Perkins. Just the most unnecessary commentator that does less than add nothing, he actively says nonsense and detracts from any substantial commentary. Disruptive in the worst possible sense.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 20/02/2025
As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
NBA: players, you MUST take the all-star game more seriously also NBA: you will play basketball for 20 mins in between breaks of kevin hart’s performance. also before we hand out a real MVP trophy, we’re going to give a tiny trophy to kevin. haha get it? because he’s tiny? 🤣
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Great ad from Nike "So Win"
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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