shan @shannme.bsky.social · 42mThis has been one of my fav concerts ever & Master P hasn’t even hinted at coming out yet. 🥰🥰🥰 Boosie unexpectedly showed up. Y’all… I’m in my happy place. 130
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 2hAs I watch the Ying Yang Twins singing that I should “wait til next see their dicks”, but dancing like 70yo men in a SNL skit… I’m unconvinced. 050
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 18hI didn’t do it. I had 1 1/2 drink & was in bed by 8. And now awake at 4am bc I can’t get used to Dallas time again. *sigh* 2100
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Getting ready for the Cash Money/No Limits concert tomorrow & I can tell you this… the Hot Boys have never been able to get on the same page about what they’re looking for in a lady. 130
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026bff: hey can you help me fix my life when you get over here? me: 💯 whatchu need? bff: vodka me: any requests? *sends pic of what I have* so I guess we’re in for a standard buddy/pal evening. good luck to us. 4151
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026another Bama touchdown.static.klipy.com30 Rock: Jack Donaghy is BoredALT: 30 Rock: Jack Donaghy is Bored 110
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m home, in bed & watching hockey. Life is pretty ok. 💚🤍🖤static.klipy.comDallas Stars NHL Player #14 Smiling on IceALT: Dallas Stars NHL Player #14 Smiling on Ice 0160
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just finished watching Sense & Sensibility on the plane. And, as always, it’s a FUCK JOHN WILLOUGHBY from me.static.klipy.comAnnie Murphy Gives Double Middle FingerALT: Annie Murphy Gives Double Middle Finger 030
Reposted by shan👻McBoo🎃 @mikemcgehee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah shit it's opening night. DJ hit the Pantera 182
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Headed home from London. Disappointing.static.klipy.comNadia Vulvokov's Sad Wave GoodbyeALT: Nadia Vulvokov's Sad Wave Goodbye 160
Reposted by shanJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11846871165
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m 7 hours into our meeting & we have 4 more to go. Then we do it again tomorrow.static.klipy.comGirl Exhausted on SwingALT: Girl Exhausted on Swing 390
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m moving to London so everyone needs to get 6 hours ahead with me. Pls. Thx.static.klipy.comBbc WiltyALT: Bbc Wilty 2140
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Owning the libs again, but this time… not owning myself as hard. Last night was…too much. So for now, 1 beer while I wait to meet my friend Andy for an early dinner. 260
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m about to attempt to learn the London tube system by myself. Wish me luck. 6180
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧static.klipy.comFriends: The 'London, Baby!' MomentALT: Friends: The 'London, Baby!' Moment 2100
Reposted by shanceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913301395
Reposted by shanDAT BUNN @bunnzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Judge: "you are aware we are in an 'up your butt with a coconut' state." 0134
Reposted by shanReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Prosecutor: “and did you then tell the defendant, ‘up your nose with a rubber hose’?” Me: “no I believe the exact words were ‘up your ass with a tank of gas’.” 2233
Reposted by shanBlackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TMZ reporting that Mitch McConnell is dead from sucking his entire head into his own mouth somehow? Anybody hearing this? 5688
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ok. I thought The Love Hypothesis movie would be cute but it’s fucking terrible. 210
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At a Starbucks working today while waiting for my same-day passport. The table next to me has a guy who just mentioned he “has a lot of irons in the fire”, in case you’re wondering if anyone’s said that unironically in the last 15 years. 9170
Reposted by shanGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209533492
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Love to be wide awake in the middle of the night for no reason.static.klipy.comBart Simpson Can't Sleep: InsomniaALT: Bart Simpson Can't Sleep: Insomnia 1120
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just said this to my husband, so I’ll put it on record here… my spidey senses are up around Alan Ritchson. Something will eventually come out about him I think. He gives me the ick. 671
Reposted by shanForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure 1128168
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The bestie’s ex husband is being a dick for no good reason (per usual) & so imo it’s a good time for her to hit him with some good ol fashion Real Housewives insult gifs. A thread. 350
Reposted by shanmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the wharton school at penn should lose accreditation immediately based on this 0331
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026White people… is… this correct? I’m every 6-8 weeks & I pay more than I like. But if I want my hair blonde, that’s what it takes. 1150
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don’t call someone to catch up the moment you know they’re off work. They don’t want to talk for at least an hour.static.klipy.comZendaya as Marie: Are You Done?ALT: Zendaya as Marie: Are You Done? 170
shan @shannme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rewatching Derry Girls for maybe the 5th time.static.klipy.comDerry Girls: Michelle Mallon and FriendsALT: Derry Girls: Michelle Mallon and Friends 390
Reposted by shanJason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You have to subscribe to her OnlyShans for those 271
