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Shane Pangburn

@shanepang.bsky.social
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 12/09/2026
hey, kids, brought you present
product photo of a 24 count pack of multicolored Sharpie "Glam Pop" permanent markers
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The last three tracks of R.E.M.’s Automatic for the People really are undefeated. Just incredible songwriting.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our son started playing Breath of the Wild, my favorite game. And so I started playing it again too, but then stopped again because it’s such an immense time commitment: why I’ve never played Tears of the Kingdom. But what I have played—many times over—is the original Legend of Zelda.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake America is so dumb. Does America need a big lake named America? It’s not even the greatest lake. By size, Lake Ontario is the last place Great Lake. That’s according to Google’s AI, which still says Ontario despite Google Maps capitulation.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It should surprise nobody that @themountaingoats.bsky.social new album is a revelation. Still, I was startled by the love and deep compassion in every song. Songs like “Candlebox” and “Woodstock 99” gave me nostalgia for an era of rock I’d never want to relive but love the revisit.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 13/08/2026
idk man all I can say is that I am on all the socials and Threads is performing the worst of them all by far; additionally it is also mentally painful to be on there. you can see the little dmg numbers dropping off of me in real time
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who? Me??
Screenshot of article which reads: 
Jennifer Landau-Carter, a retired diplomat who now lives in Paris, had always intended to sell the Greenwich Village townhouse that she inherited after finishing its yearslong, multimillion-dollar renovation. Once she received a pied-à-terre tax notice in the mail, the decision to sell her childhood home got even easier.

“You get this letter and you’re like, ‘Wait, what? Me?’ ” she said.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There have to be consequences for this type of fabrication. Electoral of course. But also criminal. Men in suits, in handcuffs: that should be a political promise we can keep
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone
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Eleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is why they’re going after Dr Fauci: he impeded grifters
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m sure that most of you aren’t sending your college transcripts left and right, but it’s required for educators. Parchment, the company that handles those requests is a racket. There’s obvious need for government regulation to stop this predatory company.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Our six year old son is listening to the Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me podcast (a new weekly tradition). And he asked to message @petersagal.bsky.social “Peter Sagal, you’re a really good host for this show and I really, really liked the Reflecting Pool episode and I like that you’re really funny.”
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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 21/07/2026
Looking for a studio? We have one of those.
Book a session in the Maximum Fun podcast studio. Email studiorentals@maximumfun.org
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Will I be able to understand The Odyssey even though I’ve only read The Aeneid in Latin 30 years ago?
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bill Murray & Harry Caray from 8-8-88...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s pretty easy to not golf.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
no, that's not true
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Our son can’t pop bottles of champagne so he suggested mentos and Diet Coke for when it happens.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know it’s a work of fiction, and technically set in Massachusetts, not Maine; but was the sea hag from Widow’s Bay not eligible to run?
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
First heard about Haaland not through the World Cup but through a fashion account talking about his custom Hermes bag collection. Here he has a Birkin inside a Birkin.
Haaland de boarding a plane carrying two very fancy bags.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Described Haaland to my son as some sort of ancient snow monster. Ezra shouted from the other room. “Dad, the monster scored another goal.”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
America was never going to truly become a Soccer Nation until we strong-armed FIFA in a completely corrupt transaction that benefits us at the expense of the concept of fairness. So, congrats to us!
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There are a lot of fireworks. No need to go for a record. That’s never the point. At a certain point, you lose the works. It’s just fire.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spent the fourth on a small hill in a park in Los Angeles, overlooking and overlooked part of the city. A thousand tiny fireworks shows for families and friends spread over blocks and blocks. So much joy. Don’t let anyone else define what 250 years of America means to you.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
any way, spending the holiday in the most american way possible -- working on work i can't do during the work week bc i am busy working on other work
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Over the last five nights, I’ve watched Avatar Fire and Ash. I don’t like these movies. And I don’t enjoy watching them. The appeal of the first made sense: a 3D event. The sequel, sure, let’s go back to Pandora. The third… this just has to be somebody’s kink at this point.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We want YOU for our new disputes! That's right, we're looking for cases - the pettier the better. Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social are waiting to judge YOU! Without your cases, we don't have a show, so submit your best (and your worst) to us at: maximumfun.org/jjho/
Judge John Hodgman in judge's robes and Bailiff Jesse Thorn in his suit stand on stage holding microphones. Yellow text reads: SEND US YOUR DISPUTES! maximumfun.org/JJHO
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There are at least *three* right-wing text-based social media sites, one owned by The Actual President, another by the richest man in history, and all of which openly foster white supremacy. But those are not the ones every op-ed page in the western world is sneering about
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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 03/07/2026
A gentleman and a thought leader
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this countrys fetish for punishing those we decide are unworthy of help at the expense of all of us is so completely bat shit
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
lol. John Denver. Soccer is so corny and terrific.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
About a thousand empty seats midfield at the US v. Bosnia and Herzegovina match in San Francisco. Feels like another joy tech bros stole from the country/world.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hold the Senate and don’t let them place the seat. Hold it open through 28. “Let the voters decide” to quote one of histories great villains and Senate majority leaders.
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Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We have (at least) four justices that do not believe in the constitution and we have to operate as if we are in a world without law. Because the conservatives are already there.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am stunned that the constitutional question was so close. I thought it would be 6–3 or 7–2. It is profoundly disturbing that four justices would allow either the president or Congress to rewrite the plain text of the 14th Amendment. This is obviously a good outcome, but the margin is alarming.
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