Reposted by Shane PangburnGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026People really don’t realize how much of the far right online activity is just a Russian op. The idea is to make it seem popular but it is not at all. 624375
Reposted by Shane PangburnGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward 18195051815
Reposted by Shane Pangburnghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel 1043702425
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Man on the Moon was a huge hit with a lasting cultural impact, including an award winning film. But then come Nightswimming and Find the River which flow together as beautiful reflections. Two of my all time favorite songs and both on my favorite album. 010
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The last three tracks of R.E.M.’s Automatic for the People really are undefeated. Just incredible songwriting. 130
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Bluesky made me label that lynel picture as “graphic” because they’re so scary. I don’t know if there’s a point to this thread except to say that we put too much stock into the gloss of a thing versus the essence of it. 000
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’ve beat the game dozens of times and can play through in under an hour, just decompressing at the end of a day. It looks, well, like a game from 1986, but I feel immersed like BOTW. I still see Lynels as massive terrifying beasts that can end you in one shot should you meet one too early. 100
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’be loved the original Legend of Zelda since my twin and I got it as a gift one birthday. Having a twin means you sometimes got extravagant shared gifts like that golden NES cartridge. We borrowed a friends Nintendo power and it’s full map and memorized every secret. 100
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Our son started playing Breath of the Wild, my favorite game. And so I started playing it again too, but then stopped again because it’s such an immense time commitment: why I’ve never played Tears of the Kingdom. But what I have played—many times over—is the original Legend of Zelda. 130
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every single time. I fall for it and click, so that works. But I immediately click away in something just shy of disgust. Still, we both count as monthly users in some cooked Meta data for advertisers. 020
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Lake America is so dumb. Does America need a big lake named America? It’s not even the greatest lake. By size, Lake Ontario is the last place Great Lake. That’s according to Google’s AI, which still says Ontario despite Google Maps capitulation. 020
Reposted by Shane PangburnBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason. 13581091290
Reposted by Shane PangburnAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism 2856265286038
Reposted by Shane PangburnRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1099285936337
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It should surprise nobody that @themountaingoats.bsky.social new album is a revelation. Still, I was startled by the love and deep compassion in every song. Songs like “Candlebox” and “Woodstock 99” gave me nostalgia for an era of rock I’d never want to relive but love the revisit. 000
Reposted by Shane Pangburndave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183693
Reposted by Shane PangburnBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped. 175112692341
Reposted by Shane PangburnKim Hu @kim-hu.com · 13/08/2026idk man all I can say is that I am on all the socials and Threads is performing the worst of them all by far; additionally it is also mentally painful to be on there. you can see the little dmg numbers dropping off of me in real time 1848138
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There have to be consequences for this type of fabrication. Electoral of course. But also criminal. Men in suits, in handcuffs: that should be a political promise we can keep 020
Reposted by Shane Pangburnmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone 91767400
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You don’t understand scale. Use $50 to buy 50 hotdogs. In 1 minute you have 50 hotdogs. Eat those into 50 hotdogs. You have $2,500 for 2,500 hot dogs. Eat them. In one rough week you have 156k hotdogs. Eat them. In a bad 6 weeks you have 3.9MM hotdogs. Sell them for $1 each. 130
Reposted by Shane PangburnEleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is why they’re going after Dr Fauci: he impeded grifters 18658231531
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m sure that most of you aren’t sending your college transcripts left and right, but it’s required for educators. Parchment, the company that handles those requests is a racket. There’s obvious need for government regulation to stop this predatory company. 030
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 26/07/2026He’s upset that I didn’t add any emojis. Specifically ❤️😃🏊♂️ 020
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Our six year old son is listening to the Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me podcast (a new weekly tradition). And he asked to message @petersagal.bsky.social “Peter Sagal, you’re a really good host for this show and I really, really liked the Reflecting Pool episode and I like that you’re really funny.” 151
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I also like that we’re both using modern pig Latin to avoid spoiling a 3,000 year old text. 010
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bx, lrf. Gura V tbg gung. Naq gurl gryrtencurq vg ol fnlvat gung nal fgenatre lbh zrrg zvtug or n tbq. Gb uvz, gung fgenatre jnf n tbq. Varkgevpnoyl. Naq V guvax ur jnf pbeerpg. 200
Reposted by Shane PangburnMaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 21/07/2026Looking for a studio? We have one of those. 0144
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Will I be able to understand The Odyssey even though I’ve only read The Aeneid in Latin 30 years ago? 020
Reposted by Shane PangburnKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Bill Murray & Harry Caray from 8-8-88... 1378
Reposted by Shane PangburnUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s pretty easy to not golf. 221263314
Reposted by Shane PangburnJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora 203354375
Reposted by Shane PangburnUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026no, that's not true 69021
Reposted by Shane Pangburnchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 252192123780
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Our son can’t pop bottles of champagne so he suggested mentos and Diet Coke for when it happens. 140
Reposted by Shane PangburnUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 06311
Reposted by Shane PangburnJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8883364112528
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m partial to Sheriff Alan Pangborn, obviously. 010
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 06/07/2026People might suggest an actual Stephen King protagonist or villain run instead. However, I think Platner was already the manifestation of a King archetype, and unsurprisingly the results are a horror show. 110
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I know it’s a work of fiction, and technically set in Massachusetts, not Maine; but was the sea hag from Widow’s Bay not eligible to run? 110
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026First heard about Haaland not through the World Cup but through a fashion account talking about his custom Hermes bag collection. Here he has a Birkin inside a Birkin. 000
Shane Pangburn @shanepang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Described Haaland to my son as some sort of ancient snow monster. Ezra shouted from the other room. “Dad, the monster scored another goal.” 030
