John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's our last show tonight at Union Hall, and it's going to be a party, and the tickets are simply HERE: bit.ly/joshjeanjohn... 2351
Reposted by John Hodgmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/06/2026collins has been such a formidable electoral force that i don't want to say "she's cooked," but if maine voters are feeling at all anti-incumbent and anti-gerontocracy then yeah, she's cooked 1804130515
Reposted by John HodgmanJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026EVIDENCE from this week's episode: Litigant Andy has appeared in front of @hodgman.bsky.social's court before, also with a fiancé-related dispute. But unlike his dispute with @monetxchange.bsky.social, this one involved jet skis 0332
Reposted by John HodgmanJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Let's play EITHER/OR! Would you rather: have Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social watch you from your ceiling as you slept, or 100 @hodgman.bsky.social follow you where ever you go? Let us know YOUR answer, and then drop your OWN EITHER/ORs in the replies - we'll answer them on stage during NIGHT COURT! 10214
Reposted by John HodgmanJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Want to see how Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social rule AFTER DARK? Then get your tickets here for NIGHT COURT, this weekend only at The Bell House Brooklyn: bit.ly/JJHOBELLbit.ly 081
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026It would be nice to see you at the Bell House next Friday and Saturday, if you're not seeing Todd Glass at Joe's Pub. If you *are* seeing Todd Glass, I get it. Tickets= bit.ly/JJHOBELL 2443
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Why not join me and @jessethorn.bsky.social next weekend for NIGHT COURT? Two all new, all different, SURPRISINGLY INTIMATE nights of comedy at the Bell House. bit.ly/JJHOBELL. And leave your most controversial opinions on a food or show or town or whatever below so we can discuss it on the show. 6494
Reposted by John HodgmanAndrew Perfors @perfors.net · 15/02/2026The anti-trans propaganda push is one of the best examples I know of real-world disinformation in action. 121421449
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I told my smart speaker to play WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES by the Doobie Bros for a particular reason. And now she’s just playing yacht rock songs and my kitchen sounds like “ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ADS: GREATEST HITS” 834225
Reposted by John HodgmanJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Don't be like Stellan! Get your tickets to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social now to see @hodgman.bsky.social and @jessethorn.bsky.social judge your disputes LIVE! www.eventbrite.com/e/judge-john... 2182
Reposted by John HodgmanJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026The clock is ticking! We're less than one week away from our LIVE show at @sfsketchfest.bsky.social ! Don't miss this chance to see @hodgman.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social & intrepid producer @jennifermarmor.bsky.social in the same location for the first time in 2026! EXCLAMATION POINTS !!! 2204
Reposted by John HodgmanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What with the nazi invasion of our town and all, I forgot about this fun thing happening in San Francisco next week: Janet Varney, @hodgman.bsky.social, @frankconniff.bsky.social, @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, Kevin Murphy, Cole Stratton and me doing funny riffs on some weird short films! 834436
Reposted by John HodgmanSF Sketchfest @sfsketchfest.bsky.social · 13/01/2026"Wacky comedian John Hodgman is a highlight of SF Sketchfest 2026" — Lily Janiak, Theater Critic at @sfchronicle Don't miss @hodgman.bsky.social LIVE in FOUR shows at #SFSketchfest2026! www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/c… 4111
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hello I'm coming to San Francisco to Judge you on Sunday, and there are only a few tickets left. bit.ly/JJHOSF26bit.lyEventbrite | Judge John HodgmanEventbrite brings people together through live experiences. Discover events that match your passions, or create your own with online ticketing tools. 0333
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 13/01/2026We just unlocked a TRANCHE of bargain balcony seats to our live Judge John Hodgman show at @sfsketchfest.bsky.social this weekend. Mostly I just love the word tranche. Please tranche yourself by clicking the link. bit.ly/JJHOSF26 2413
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 13/01/2026MYKOMYDK (Maybe you know, or maybe you don't know) that I judge the readers of the NYT Magazine every week. Here's the latest. If you have a dispute you'd like me to settle, please send it to maximumfun.org/jjho or drop it below! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comIs It a Good Idea to Wrap Your Christmas Tree? (Gift Article)A belated ruling on the limits of holiday magic. 1394
Reposted by John HodgmanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026ICE deportation agent: “Just to be upfront, the goal is to put as many guns and badges out in the field as possible.” 13583154
Reposted by John HodgmanAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Secret police shooting women in the face and kidnapping and teargassing schoolchildren not getting any more popular, for some reason 311824
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Nation’s weird stepfather announces at dinner that no one appreciates his hard work, then sulks off to the guest room he claimed as his “den” to watch cable news all night while angrily mashing buttons on his phone. 41868
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Sometimes I write you a letter, and today it is about Moby Dick, the abyss, and a teen age mariachi band. Plus a mouse riding a lobster. open.substack.com/pub/hodgman/...open.substack.comall the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude: on such a silent nightThis is a SECRET SOCIETY 0482
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025It was over years ago. Bit.ly/nosando.bit.lyA Hot Dog is Not a Sandwich | Maximum FunJudge John Hodgman listeners know it’s SETTLED LAW that a hot dog is NOT a sandwich. Judge Hodgman delivers his final argument on the matter. 6723
Reposted by John HodgmanJohn Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025If you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26bit.lyJudge John HodgmanSF Sketchfest: The San Francisco Comedy Festival presents 3 weeks of non-stop live sketch, improv, stand-up, podcasts, reunions, and more! 25812
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025If you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26bit.lyJudge John HodgmanSF Sketchfest: The San Francisco Comedy Festival presents 3 weeks of non-stop live sketch, improv, stand-up, podcasts, reunions, and more! 25812
Reposted by John HodgmanSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Remember April 2009 when about 250,000 people took to America’s streets in Tea Party rallies and the media was like “oh man, the Dems are in trouble?” Approximately 28X as many people took to the streets to protest Trump yesterday. Didn’t even make the NYT front page. 10945711552
Reposted by John Hodgman@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025bsky.app/profile/rude... 215020
Reposted by John HodgmanShay Stewart-Bouley @blackgirlinmaine.bsky.social · 18/10/2025My thoughts on Graham Platner and his old Reddit posts. blackgirlinmaine.com/current-even...blackgirlinmaine.comA white millennial man said some racist and sexist stuff...and...??? | Shay Stewart-BouleyFrom the moment that Maine oysterman Graham Platner announced his bid to unseat Republican Susan Collins from her U.S. Senate seat, the political world and Maine have been on fire. Within hours of dro... 2014140
Reposted by John Hodgmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/10/2025to this i would add a good amount of self-loathing stemming from a belief that liberal political views are somehow “inauthentic” or an affectation of “elites” 883926420
Reposted by John HodgmanKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/10/2025There’s been a lot of well-deserved appreciation for Drew Struzan’s iconic theatrical art, but I’d like to also celebrate the art he did for @carolekingofficial.bsky.social’s 1973 album FANTASY. It has such a sublime warmth and personality to it, and it’s the perfect gateway to a great album. 17615
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Whoa. I co-host this podcast about state (and commonwealth) mottos and even I am stumped on a bunch of these 1471
Reposted by John HodgmanYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/10/2025this man's marriage would not exist if not for a previous generation of people marching for their rights. 131385268
Reposted by John HodgmanOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Remember how under Biden the press said this was the biggest issue ever but how now under Trump it’s barely mentioned? Yeah. 32868235
Reposted by John Hodgmanepeemike81.bsky.social @epeemike81.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Because this week's eps of their respective podcasts popped back to back in my feed, I couldn't help but think how much @stabert.bsky.social would appreciate @hodgman.bsky.social's musings on Philadelphia on this week's episode of E Pluribus Motto. maximumfun.org/episodes/e-p...maximumfun.orgEpisode 18: Pennsylvania - “Virtue, liberty and independence” | Maximum FunJanet Varney and John Hodgman have arrived in the keystone state! First order of business: What on Earth is a keystone anyway? 071
Reposted by John HodgmanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/10/2025NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:thehandbasket.coICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home. 12475543216
Reposted by John Hodgmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2025“the constitution forbids race conscious remedies” would be news to the people who wrote the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments 10080581717
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I think Mills has a been a good governor, and she’s obviously free to run. but this is a clear indication that Dem leadership in DC is going to cost Platner and the other candidates money and do them reputational damage just because. 710212
Reposted by John HodgmanDan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Dan Pfeiffer For the life of me, I cannot figure out what the hell the Senate Democrats are doing in Maine — the most important Senate race in the country. Their decision to back Janet Mills suggests they have learned no lessons from our loss in 2024. messagebox.substack.com/p/are-democr...messagebox.substack.comAre Democrats About to Blow It in Maine?By backing Janet Mills over a grassroots outsider, party leaders may be repeating the same mistakes from 2024 3327747
Reposted by John HodgmanGraham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences. 758245936759
Reposted by John HodgmanL.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 07/10/2025DAILY MEMO: The Kidnapping of Latino Workers Continues From California to Chicago If you appreciate this reporting, please consider becoming a monthly or yearly member of L.A. TACO, buying some merch, or dropping a dime in our fundraiser so we can continue to bring you this vital information. 231101417
Reposted by John HodgmanThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 04/10/2025Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats. 41661733302
Reposted by John HodgmanKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Where are the commanding officers of those sailors in the background. How are they letting this happen? 36756271148
Reposted by John HodgmanKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I've pulled another of my vintage interviews from the vault - This time with Sir Ian McKellen... Check it out! And if you want to see more archival pieces like this, & plenty of new ones, please consider becoming a patron! (It'd be swell...) patreon.com/posts/from-vault-with-140470347patreon.comFROM THE VAULT: An Interview With Sir Ian McKellen | Ken PlumeGet more from Ken Plume on Patreon 0196
Reposted by John HodgmanVictor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 05/10/2025The media trots out the "deplorable" comment from a decade ago to castigate the left. Once a week now Trump implies that the military should destroy democrats, and it is just how things are. 9055081311
Reposted by John HodgmanJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Hello if there's anyone who would like a little pep talk in an upcoming That's Marvelous newsletter, please let me know here, and I'll see what I can do! :) 11373
Reposted by John HodgmanHIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 01/10/2025This week, the panel will be joined by guests: Comedian and Author, @hodgman.bsky.social and Comedian and Podcaster, @akilahhughes.com! A brand new episode airs Saturday, 9/27 at 9p ET/PT on @cnn.com. 1534
Reposted by John HodgmanZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 02/10/2025New York City, I can see a future with you. And it’s one we can afford. Our new ad just aired during The Golden Bachelor. 352156162605
Reposted by John Hodgmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2025new convo between me and @lioneltrolling.bsky.social on hegseth and that weird display in quantico www.patreon.com/posts/unclea...patreon.comUnclear and Present Politics Episode 4 — Military Readiness Edition (Video) | Unclear and Present PatreonGet more from Unclear and Present Patreon on Patreon 328133
Reposted by John HodgmanAlanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2025The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable." All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people. 4939181598