sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 9hWe could call it artificial intelligence (AI), or super intelligence (SI), but very stable genius (VSG) is also right there. 010
Reposted by sgazzetticeej @ceej.online · 12/05/2025lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press 22968110
Reposted by sgazzettijagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026currently staring at a license plate that says [jim gaffigan voice]: HOT POKT please advise 151
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s a goddamn disgrace that we have to think of ourselves as ‘gourd-money-havers’ vs ‘non-gourd-money-havers.’ What has happened to this country? 230
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As foretold in my (very recent) prophecy/serious administrative question (never did receive a response from @mcsweeneys.net‘s usually-responsive outreach team). #BLAMMO 170
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“The Donald J. Trump and Private Douglas W. Holloman Memorial Vend-A-Snak Kiosk” 010
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This happens *all the time* and yet the lame-stream media won’t even go there. 030
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jimmy absolutely adores his new astrakhan turtleneck. 070
Reposted by sgazzettiThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software 521177164
Reposted by sgazzettispeck @notkaspeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I believe we launched earlier this week. bsky.app/profile/scal... 011
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@mcsweeneys.net When does Decorative Gourd Season officially kick off? My children are anxious to start saying “BLAMMO” and other words not permitted during other seasons. 110
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, it’s Friday evening and I’ve successfully rolled this giant boulder to the pinnacle of this mountain. Glad I’ll never have to do that again. 391
Reposted by sgazzettiRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13929211
Reposted by sgazzettiAlan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mike from Acton... can't cook but sells kitchens! 52213
Reposted by sgazzettiFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me 744195
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When asked exactly why the AIs would kill all humans, the AI expert responded [paraphrasing], “why wouldn’t they?” and touché, AI dude, touché. 010
Reposted by sgazzettiThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES. 23680119
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nice little weekend you got there, be a shame if something Monday happened to it… 052
Reposted by sgazzettijagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t even know where to begin with whatever all this is. 112
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My second-favorite flavor of air, after fumpkin spice air. 120
Reposted by sgazzettibrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days 412319
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People are driving like knobs today. Be careful out there. 130
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jimmy has been downgraded to a tropical storm #caturday 181
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026White Sands National Monument. Glittering gypsum dunes, remnants of an ancient Permian Sea. They fill you with awe, as well as hope: imagine the legacy of magnificent golden dunes that will accrue to Trump from the vast Urine Sea that will submerge any monument he raises to himself. 262
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Approaching the western face of the Organ Mountains from Las Cruces, New Mexico. 1121
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Initiate Operation Hatch Green Chile Fest Weekend Getaway! 270
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Exene Cervenka would be a lovely name for a baby girl. 151
Reposted by sgazzettiElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 253116683307
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Our Rubenesque upstairs cat is a monster for her Adult Trim formula, but downstairs cat whose breath is death is pretty meh about his Oral Care kibble. 030
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sorry, can’t right now, I’m in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes. 140
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nobody, and I mean nobody, works as hard as Jimmy. Even on #caturday 0120
Reposted by sgazzettiFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Get in winner, we’re going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday night. 716655
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I see your 3 min prep, Easy Gravy, and raise you a pop-top. 140
sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Anchovies are underrated and unfairly maligned in our culture. This is a stone cold fact. 8133