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@sgazzetti.bsky.social
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Never broken a bone. Mercator’s projection deplorer, Grice’s maxims supporter. Anti-fascist army vet in The Land of Enchantment. Bokononist. Protect trans kids! 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇦🇷 🇸🇮 🇵🇱 🇧🇬 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇸 🌶️

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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 9h
We could call it artificial intelligence (AI), or super intelligence (SI), but very stable genius (VSG) is also right there.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/05/2025
lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
currently staring at a license plate that says [jim gaffigan voice]: HOT POKT please advise
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a goddamn disgrace that we have to think of ourselves as ‘gourd-money-havers’ vs ‘non-gourd-money-havers.’ What has happened to this country?
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As foretold in my (very recent) prophecy/serious administrative question (never did receive a response from @mcsweeneys.net‘s usually-responsive outreach team). #BLAMMO
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The Donald J. Trump and Private Douglas W. Holloman Memorial Vend-A-Snak Kiosk”
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This happens *all the time* and yet the lame-stream media won’t even go there.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimmy absolutely adores his new astrakhan turtleneck.
An entitled gray male tabby cat appears to be wearing a bulky, nubby heather-gray wool garment through the lies of perspective. He is really just sitting in his tall, tall cat tower. The cat is unemployed. #yousufkharsh
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a moment too soon
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Having Bedbugs Rules, Actually” By Brett Stephens
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speck @notkaspeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe we launched earlier this week. bsky.app/profile/scal...
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@mcsweeneys.net When does Decorative Gourd Season officially kick off? My children are anxious to start saying “BLAMMO” and other words not permitted during other seasons.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, it’s Friday evening and I’ve successfully rolled this giant boulder to the pinnacle of this mountain. Glad I’ll never have to do that again.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mike from Acton... can't cook but sells kitchens!
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The Donald J. Trump and Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act!”
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘The honor system,’ lol. So woke.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When asked exactly why the AIs would kill all humans, the AI expert responded [paraphrasing], “why wouldn’t they?” and touché, AI dude, touché.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nice little weekend you got there, be a shame if something Monday happened to it…
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t even know where to begin with whatever all this is.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My second-favorite flavor of air, after fumpkin spice air.
A sign: “Moses Kountry [sic] Natural Foods and Vitamins.” There is a cartoon caricature of Sally Jesse Raphael I guess? And on the pedestal this legend clear: 
“NOW OFFERING 
              FUM
FLAVORED AIR.”
The sign is in Los Ranchos de Albuquerque, New Mexico USA. There is also a little subsidiary sign stuck in the ground, black marker on yellow, reading “FRESH RAW MILK,” for the true enthusiast.
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christy @giggo77.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“He is unemployed.” 🤭
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jimmy demi-gam-danglin’ in the kitchen.
An entitled gray male tabby cat perches delicately on a wooden kitchen stool. His little paws dangle daintily over the edge. He gazes pensively toward his lower left. He is unemployed. #caturday
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People are driving like knobs today. Be careful out there.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“You know, morons.”
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reading up on Piero the Gouty.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The alt texts for these are required reading.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Check it and see
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Abiquiú raven
A raven in silhouette perches on a dead tree limb
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jimmy has been downgraded to a tropical storm #caturday
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am proud to give Wikipedia $1.75 per month.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
White Sands National Monument. Glittering gypsum dunes, remnants of an ancient Permian Sea. They fill you with awe, as well as hope: imagine the legacy of magnificent golden dunes that will accrue to Trump from the vast Urine Sea that will submerge any monument he raises to himself.
White dunes, anchored in place by sparse desert vegetation. In the distance, the blue ridge line of the San Andrés mountains under cotton ball clouds.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Approaching the western face of the Organ Mountains from Las Cruces, New Mexico.
A jagged granite mountain ridge. Clouds above paint dark shadows across the peaks.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Initiate Operation Hatch Green Chile Fest Weekend Getaway!
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Based on a true story
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Exene Cervenka would be a lovely name for a baby girl.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I live here now
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our Rubenesque upstairs cat is a monster for her Adult Trim formula, but downstairs cat whose breath is death is pretty meh about his Oral Care kibble.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sorry, can’t right now, I’m in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Green chile is indeed deadly serious here.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nobody, and I mean nobody, works as hard as Jimmy. Even on #caturday
An entitled gray male tabby cat snoozes intensely on the good (downstairs) sofa.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get in winner, we’re going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday night.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see your 3 min prep, Easy Gravy, and raise you a pop-top.
A can (can!) of Potts’ caramelized onion gravy on a store shelf. You’ll probably be tempted to fill that Yeti right up with them.
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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anchovies are underrated and unfairly maligned in our culture. This is a stone cold fact.
A 14-oz tin of flat anchovy fillets I purchased prior to the pandemic. Many salty, umami-rich treats were made from this massive tin during those days, I can tell you!
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