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You guys are never going to believe what I did all week.

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Happy Jacques-Toussaint Benoît-attempting-to-demonstrate-snail-telepathy Day to all who celebrate.

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Bought my wife a Mason-Pearson hairbrush for Christmas some years ago based on an ancient memory of a long-ago girlfriend who swore by hers. Came apart (the hairbrush, not the marriage) quickly. Should’ve trusted the boars.

Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Your boar bristle brush will brush your hair as hard as you want, for as long as you want. The only caveat is you have to snort like a pig to turn it on and off. Miss piggy’s new investment.

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My grandmother’s gift brush was made out of some seriously gorgeous exotic wood whose name escapes me but that I will remember at 3:00 am.

Science and boar bristles are natural allies!

Out behind the Middle Eastern Languages building at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, CA. Spent some fine moments at that Vend-a-Snak kiosk back in the day, before Trump besmirched its name.

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Sophia all day long. Needs met?

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Around ten years old I got a boar-bristle brush and comb set as a Christmas present from a clueless grandmother, like the “oh. great. socks.” scenario, but that brush fucking ROCKED. Huge boar-bristle respect. This was the 70s, so I had enough hair to need a brush.

There’s no brush like the “PURE BOAR BRISTLE” brush.

Gotta go with Princess Luna, though my familiarity with MLP lore is poor.

sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Put a cheap lazy Susan on the top shelf of the fridge. Life changing purchase.

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We could call it artificial intelligence (AI), or super intelligence (SI), but very stable genius (VSG) is also right there.

ceej @ceej.online · 12/05/2025

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lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press

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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

currently staring at a license plate that says [jim gaffigan voice]: HOT POKT please advise

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Gourd money ain’t heating oil money, that’s for sure.

It’s a goddamn disgrace that we have to think of ourselves as ‘gourd-money-havers’ vs ‘non-gourd-money-havers.’ What has happened to this country?

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As foretold in my (very recent) prophecy/serious administrative question (never did receive a response from @mcsweeneys.net‘s usually-responsive outreach team). #BLAMMO

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“The Donald J. Trump and Private Douglas W. Holloman Memorial Vend-A-Snak Kiosk”

This happens *all the time* and yet the lame-stream media won’t even go there.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jimmy absolutely adores his new astrakhan turtleneck.

An entitled gray male tabby cat appears to be wearing a bulky, nubby heather-gray wool garment through the lies of perspective. He is really just sitting in his tall, tall cat tower. The cat is unemployed. #yousufkharsh

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I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software

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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

George Orwell, plongeur de premier classe.

sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Having Bedbugs Rules, Actually” By Brett Stephens

speck @notkaspeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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I believe we launched earlier this week. bsky.app/profile/scal...

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sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@mcsweeneys.net When does Decorative Gourd Season officially kick off? My children are anxious to start saying “BLAMMO” and other words not permitted during other seasons.

sgazzetti @sgazzetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

To clarify, it was a staple with certain meals, eg Easter ham. I never had giardiniera til I lived near Chicago. I’m a huge fan of both of these concoctions, but I am a condiment maximalist.