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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thrice! With my bro! Reasons to stay alive!
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Calm down, malt loaf
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
BUSHEY @mrpsb.uk
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Perly werly uwu
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It's so good when cats do a stretch
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A capybara in a hat and harness the caption says “I’m built different like incorrectly I think”
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I couldn't wait for the summer and the
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This.
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know l'Il like it, I can't watch it until the
Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and l don't have any more control over it than you do.
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Heart, hurry up and unbreak
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 27/10/2025
"so i asked gpt" "i was talking to gpt" "yeah lets see what gpt thinks" 😀🙂😐😶😒😡☠️
me when i have to be so normal about people casually talking about chatgpt b/c i cant scream
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
--- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I fucking love column selection mode
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around.  Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe."Alt in picture one!
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 07/08/2025
Then: "Do not give a 3rd party access to our source code!" Now: "With this new tool we give a 3rd party access to our source code after each key press."
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
ctermfg=172 :3
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
git stauts ... :3
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Remember when computers were good?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
OBEY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA COMPUTER HAS GONE FROM AN EMPLOYEE OF HUMANS TO OUR BOSS , I WILL NEVER OBEY A GLASS SCREEN OR A METAL BOX , WE NEVER LET A HAMMER TELL US WHAT TO HIT SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE WILL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM A PHONE OR A LAPTOP !!!!!!! AND DAT EXT SAYS "COMPUTERS SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO " STOP GUESSING WAHT I WANT DO NOT EVE R REMIND ME LATER AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEPOLE I FOLLOW IN THE ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
STICKERS ON UR CRT!
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
They've put AI in pissing NOTEPAD is nothing sacred
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 13/04/2025
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
What dangers does the ACE community pose in public toilets, schools and changing rooms, Joanne? “None haha it was just a joke try it sometime” oh right so you just love to be a catty unfunny little bully, gotcha, finally admits it.
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
CAN YOU MAKE A DEBRA WITH A DONKEY AND A ZEBRA?
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Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
On Sunday night Paul was hospitalized with seizure activity. He had pyrethrin toxicity after exposure to the dog’s flea meds. He was sedated went through 2 rounds of IV meds. It was the scariest moment of my life. If you have cats & dogs please be aware of this, Paul was just laying next to her.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Clown meme:
Women are cringe
Empathy is cringe 
I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality 
There's a male loneliness epidemic
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
OH YEA??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WITH SWORD AND SHEILD THAT SAYS " YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SUCEED????? GUESS WHAT, YOU WERE RIGHT . MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN , ANOTHER MEDITATION ON DA NATURE OF SUCESS, DO WE ACCEPT THE EXTERNAL DEFINITION OF IT AND COSIGN THE VALUES HANDED TO US BY AN UNJUST WORLD, OR DO WE MEASURE OURSELVES ON OUR OWN TERMS??? CAN AN IMMORAL SOCIETY IMPOSE STANDARDS ON US THAT ARE NOT AT THE VERY LEAST EQUALY IMMORAL? IF YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANY TIME DOES ADDING PIZZA TO A BAGEL NOT TURN THE PIZZA INTO A BAGEL, RATHER THAN TURNIGN THE BAGEL INTO A PIZZA? MUCH TO THINK ABOUT TIME TO DRINK 1 BEER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Damn this HorizontalScrollView and I have a lot in common
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
if I unfollow you please don't take it personally. it's just that you made my life worse.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
YOU CAN'T KILL ME !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON CRUISEN THRU THERE LIFE AND IT SAYS "YOU CANT KILL ME IM GOING TO DIE OT A COMPINATION OF GENETIC WEEKNESS AND PREVENTABLE HEALTH PROBLEM'S CAUSED BY UN HEALTHY LIFESTYLE MADE WORSE BY LACK OF HEALTH CARE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,AND YA KNOW WHAT AT THE END OF THE DAY NO ONE WANTS TO RACE THE FRITOS AND TASTYKAKES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 10/01/2025
Thank you, my joke would have been funnier if I simply made a factual statement as you suggested
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
So the world is literally on fire and we're using all the water to generate ugly pictures and misinformation? Got it.
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Repulsive
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
WHATS UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SURFEN SKELATON HAVEN A GOOD TIME BECUASE THERE IGNOREN EVERY THING THATS HAPPENIN IN THE WORLD BOTH LARGE AND SMALL ,SOME CALL IT UNHEALTHY THEY CALL IT "DA PLEASURE OF DA MINED" A SMALL CRYSTAL ROOM WHERE YOU CAN SURF DA WAVES OF DA BRAIN 24/7 , AND THE TEXT SAYS "KEEP CREATING MAN MADE HORROR'S BEYOND MY COPREHENSION ,ILL KEEP DISOCCIATING" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Due to increased spiciness it’s more like the peri-peri-menopause
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Stuart Ashen @ashens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Festive!
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Fuck off and die then
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/12/2024
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

-The Onion
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth
Headline: David Attenborough - Humans are a plague on Earth
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Sam @sevaa.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I need a big slice of chocolate fudge cake
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🎶 It's only a game so you'd better believe I'm roop, I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonoop! BIG SOUP! 🎶
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
SO WHATS UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A HUMONGEUS SKELOTIN REAPER WHOSE TELLING A TINY BUSINESS BOY "YES YOU MAY ASK ABOUT THE GAP IN MY RESSUME, I WAS CHILLEN, AND NOW IM OUT OF MONEY MOTHER FUCKER " CAUSE THERE ALWAYS ASKING YOU DUMB SHYT LIKE THAT DURING INTERVIEWS, ITS ALWAYS SOME KIND OF TRICK QUESTION LIKE THEY THINK THERE THE GUY FROM BLADE RUNNER ASKEN YOU ABOUT THE TURTLE, NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY WHANT YOU TO SAY FOR THESE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW THEMSELVES ? IF A TREE FALL'S IN THE FOREST DOES THE MOSS ASK THEM TRICK QUESTIONS ? COULD A PRINCE FACE AN ANGEL AND ASK THEM IF THEY BELEIVE IN THE DIVINE???? SURELY WE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THIS REALM FOR PAST CRIME'S AND ARE ATONING EVERY DAY FOR A COSMIC WRONG BEYOND OUR GRASP, HOW ELSE TO YOU EXPLAIN THEM DISCOTINUING THE BEST SNACK FLAVOR'S YEAR AFTER YEAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is my second rodeo
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 21/11/2024
Quantum Witch is in the Queer Indie's Sale! If you like retro style, narrative driven games with strong LGBTQ+ representation, please boost this and go give it a wishlist!! Oh, and there's a playable demo!! Would be awesome to hit 3000 wishlists this week 🥰 store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/...
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Quantum Witch on Steam
Wake up lovely, you've got things to do! First, find your lost flock of faer. Then find your wife, she'd look so cute wearing that flower you found. And if you have time, attack and dethrone god. Ok? ...
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