Reposted by TeaGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read 553562725
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026yesterday I had to wait 30 minutes after my appointment time at the bank, just for her to have me fill out the application on my phone in the lobby. today the repair guy got here at 7:15am, 45 minutes before the repair window. not to be That Guy but we should normalize respecting people’s time. 020
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 21/03/2026my cat at human dinner time: behold! the gluttonous masters feast while I, an innocent and honest cat, do but waste away before their eyes! how could they treat me thusly? cruelty! it is negligence in its most malicious form!* *she was fed one hour prior 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 25/02/2026me: aging is a privilege body: okay, is it okay if the skin on our hands gets the tiniest bit crepey? it won’t be noticeable to anyone but you. me: absolutely the fuck not I’m buying expensive hand cream to slather you into submission 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 28/01/2026hey, hey you! are you going back and forth about whether or not That Thing You Did makes you a bad person? well have I got news for you! there’s a secret third option! (you are a nuanced and complex being and even if That Thing You Did wasn’t great, you can still be a good person.) 043
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 23/10/2025unstoppable force(feeling snacky) vs immovable object (too lazy to get up) 021
Reposted by Teaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/06/2025Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater 334093847
Reposted by Teashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2025eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same 433145163644
Reposted by TeaI Need An A @ineedana.bsky.social · 28/08/2024No matter what state you live in, you have options and there are local organizations ready to help you get the care you need. Learn about all the options, laws, support, and more at ineedana.com 💜 Made by people who've had abortions for people who will 15134
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 16/03/2025if you have *ever* used the quote “give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime” to justify not feeding the needy, and you’re now cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you 100
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/03/2025“are you a boy or a girl?” actually I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 01/03/2025if your job is to organize when construction workers do things and you choose to have them jackhammer in a residential neighborhood at 8am on a saturday… I don’t like you 120
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 20/02/2025my boyfriend and I are celebrating three years together tomorrow! 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 27/01/2025if this gets one like I will call my boyfriend doggie bag and then tell y’all what happens 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/01/2025when someone is wearing crocs but their personality is whack: I don’t like the cut of their jibbitz 120
Reposted by TeaDoug @realadhdoug.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser 117110
Reposted by Teaceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194843984
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 17/12/2024hey boss sorry I can’t come in today, my cat’s napping on me and she looks soooo cozy 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 16/12/2024bipolar jocks in therapy: idk man it’s like sometimes I’m hella balling 🏀 and sometimes I’m hella bawling 😭 022
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I think the biggest lie in police procedurals is that every murder will be exhaustively investigated in a reasonable timeframe. that privilege is only afforded to the rich and powerful. that only happens when a murder threatens to upset the status quo. 010
Reposted by TeaHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance. 457209041934
Reposted by Teajarvis @jarvis.bsky.social · 19/11/2024are we still calling these posts skeets or what's the move 154111229
Reposted by TeaJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do. 2576580808729
Reposted by TeaDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again. 1323150390
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 07/12/2023someone literally called autistic people a burden to their caregivers and society as a whole in their presentation, so that was super fun to sit through. 140
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 04/11/2023okay hear me out, what if I get “astigmatism” tattooed like this 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 01/11/2023sometimes I still think about the customer who said “I wish I wasn’t” when I asked how he was 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 06/10/2023Mr Beast is like two video ideas away from recreating the Milgram experiment for views 010
Reposted by Tea💜 Cyn ✨ @obicynkenobi.bsky.social · 05/10/2023The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet #HelpSmallArtistsgofundme.comLegal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex NorrisI am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for h… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics 2222722136
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 30/09/2023If they postpone this Hozier concert because of the flooding in NYC I will cry. I’ll understand, but I’ll cry. 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 27/09/2023it bothers me that the ECT nurses don’t know about my cool earring collection because earrings would get in the way of ECT 000
Reposted by TeaPhoenix (no follow4follow here, thx) @thephoenixpath.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Congratulations! You have scrolled so far, you have found the Dopamine! 041
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 26/09/2023an exchange I had yesterday *customer approaches my register* me: hi, how are you? customer: I wish I wasn’t, how about you? me: honestly about the same 010
