Reposted by TeaGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read 553562725
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026yesterday I had to wait 30 minutes after my appointment time at the bank, just for her to have me fill out the application on my phone in the lobby. today the repair guy got here at 7:15am, 45 minutes before the repair window. not to be That Guy but we should normalize respecting people’s time. 020
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 25/03/2026interesting, I always thought it was because the inventors of film were a bit freaky 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 21/03/2026my cat at human dinner time: behold! the gluttonous masters feast while I, an innocent and honest cat, do but waste away before their eyes! how could they treat me thusly? cruelty! it is negligence in its most malicious form!* *she was fed one hour prior 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m not even a scientist but any time I learn a Cool Science Fact I tell every single person I know side note did you know that true songbirds have regional dialects? 0131
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 25/02/2026me: aging is a privilege body: okay, is it okay if the skin on our hands gets the tiniest bit crepey? it won’t be noticeable to anyone but you. me: absolutely the fuck not I’m buying expensive hand cream to slather you into submission 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 28/01/2026hey, hey you! are you going back and forth about whether or not That Thing You Did makes you a bad person? well have I got news for you! there’s a secret third option! (you are a nuanced and complex being and even if That Thing You Did wasn’t great, you can still be a good person.) 043
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 23/10/2025unstoppable force(feeling snacky) vs immovable object (too lazy to get up) 021
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025like imagine spending that much money to get access to a bag and they offer you an ugly one 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025and also apparently they only offer you the bag they want to give you! you don’t even get to pick! absolutely wild 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I know this isn’t exactly what y’all are asking BUT I’m a cashier and if one more older man calls me sweetheart or sweetie I’m going to start biting people 0270
Reposted by Teaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/06/2025Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater 334093847
Reposted by Teashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2025eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same 433145163644
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Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 22/04/2025it can’t all be hopeless bullshit all the time. we need moments of joy like we need sunlight. 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I also didn’t link any AI because it’s unreliable as a source of information lmao 100
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I intentionally picked one that has direct quotes from DT but you’re just gone. k. 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 15/04/2025www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn... google is your friendnbcnews.com'Obviously illegal': Experts pan Trump's plan to deport ‘homegrown criminals’Trump has suggested that "homegrown" criminals who have been convicted of certain crimes should be deported, but the idea raises significant legal questions. 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025and the administration has already said they’re “exploring avenues” to do the same to citizens. what will your spin be then? 020
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 16/03/2025if you never used this quote and you’re cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you too 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 16/03/2025if you have *ever* used the quote “give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime” to justify not feeding the needy, and you’re now cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you 100
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 13/03/2025one time my dad and I politely declined a pamphlet from a mormon and said we weren’t interested when he tried to proselytize anyway… as we were walking away he shouted “you can run but you can’t hide!” 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 12/03/2025does anyone have a script for me to call my legislators with? I need to do *something* but I don’t know what to say. 211
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/03/2025“are you a boy or a girl?” actually I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I absolutely love this style but I can’t dm you for some reason 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 05/03/2025and also that if you can only take a little bit of truth at a time right now, the more you practice the greater your ability to self-reflect and accept criticism will be. 050
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 01/03/2025and before anyone accuses me of being cranky because I was woken up. you’re damn right I’m cranky because I was woken up. 020
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 01/03/2025if your job is to organize when construction workers do things and you choose to have them jackhammer in a residential neighborhood at 8am on a saturday… I don’t like you 120
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 20/02/2025my boyfriend and I are celebrating three years together tomorrow! 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I’m a US M cup and I really like this one! www.barenecessities.com/products/god... 222
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 27/01/2025update: didn’t even bat an eye. he knows I’m weird as fuck so he just rolled with it. 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 27/01/2025if this gets one like I will call my boyfriend doggie bag and then tell y’all what happens 110
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/01/2025apparently it is not common knowledge that jibbitz are the charms that go in croc holes 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/01/2025when someone is wearing crocs but their personality is whack: I don’t like the cut of their jibbitz 120
Reposted by TeaDoug @realadhdoug.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser 117110
Reposted by Teaceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194843984
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 17/12/2024hey boss sorry I can’t come in today, my cat’s napping on me and she looks soooo cozy 010
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 16/12/2024bipolar jocks in therapy: idk man it’s like sometimes I’m hella balling 🏀 and sometimes I’m hella bawling 😭 022
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 09/12/2024legit this is why I don’t do those facebook “challenges” that ask a bunch of questions like this 000
Tea @servingkant.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I think the biggest lie in police procedurals is that every murder will be exhaustively investigated in a reasonable timeframe. that privilege is only afforded to the rich and powerful. that only happens when a murder threatens to upset the status quo. 010
