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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Christmas John demands you to be jolly

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Got the new enemy wired up for the next SWORDCAR update! #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #indiedev

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Renee Faust @renofaust.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

so my favorite dive bar in WI passed up showing tonight’s Bucks game so they could show live poll results. when the election was called for Crawford, the whole bar started chanting, “Fuck El*n”. the bartender pulled out the good stuff and handed out free shots to us all—an absolutely electric nite

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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Did he wear an adult diaper? Genuine question

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I’m not libbed up I just can barely do a tight 5 and get very very sleepy so 25hrs is crazy to me

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Cory Booker is a certified yapper

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Kali Rhe @rhemarkable.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Nobody: Frankie Luvu:

Ralph of The Simpsons crashes through a window

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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Announcer: “I’ve never seen a double fisting cigar cigarette…that’s a serious celebration.” Philly: That’s just a Tuesday.

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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I think if I was straight I’d be addicted to gambling idk I just have that kind of personality

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

So many new people, hi! Here’s a picture of one of my roommates, Momo

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Lots of clarity today

Alex press tweet w/pic of cops locking arms adjacent to striking workers:
"NYPD literally locking arms to protect Amazon’s operations lol"

https://x.com/alexnpress/status/1869764581360619628

Luis Feliz Leon tweet w/pic of cops escorting handcuffed Amazon driver:
"Breaking: Amazon driver attempted to stop his delivery van in support of ULP strike NYC in the warehouse entrance. The cops swarmed him, and he was arrested. Workers surrounded the van, and cops flung them off."

https://x.com/Lfelizleon/status/1869748494250152071

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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Heeey buddy it's getting close to the deadline and you haven't signed the I won't kill my boss pledge. Yeah you technically have 48 hours left but just like everyone else has signed it already

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

For ten billion dollars i too will take a leisurely stroll through central park

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The woke echo chamber I’m looking for

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The birds won, hunter got pardoned, it’s unhinged hours baby, let it rippp

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

What they don’t tell you abt a gender transition is that after that T gets hitting for a while you start finding yourself crying over Saquan Barkley edits set to inspirational music

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Suing over a songs plays being “artificially inflated” is so funny when literally nobody could walk down the street w/o hearing it bumping from cars and it played on repeat in every bar and club and sports stadium for MONTHS. It was impossible to avoid lmao. Not botted, just a hit dude

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sean. @melanism.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm. Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

NYC weekend! 🤌🤌Ayyy I’m gay walkin hereeeee🤌🤌

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

This is you rebleating this bleat on BleatSky

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I’m Bleating on BleatSky

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Emmett @septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Wait what do you call the posts on here? I’m still calling them tweets but then I’m like, ..on Bluesky. But “I saw a tweet… on Bluesky” feels like it’s in the “no homo” category of language

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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Game dev Karl Marx is an incredible image

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

2025 white house cabinet meeting

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

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