Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 23hI'm out of crackers and I want this crab dip to destroy me 😭 280
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I forgot I popped and edible and was wondering how I got through all the dishes so fast when I hate doing dishes 1100
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadEn Lilitu-Sin @enlilitusin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I agree with this message 100% Fuck Columbus Fuck ICE 063
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You're a gooner page who only compliments pretty women because you have an ulterior motive. You're skeezy at best and a predator at worst. Leave women alone. 250
Reposted by Sentient Cornbread♱ Doomgrave ♱ @plaguewinds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026knuckle tatts: ASS🍑 EATR 272
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes I am so not in a sexy mood that reading my friends' spicy alt posts makes me nauseous lmao but when I'm off, I am OFF. Utility company killed the electricity off Dead car battery off Prediction about how valuable Beanie Babies were gonna be off Bra at the end of the work week off 080
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have a headache the size of a watermelon and I'm not allowed to take any pain reliever because of my operation hahahaha No, I'm not laughing so I don't kms. Why do you ask? 150
Reposted by Sentient Cornbread𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell 511826
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Should I shave my bush before I get surgery? 350
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've grown a lot when it comes to relationships and I think I'm the person I would be happy being with if the shoe was on the other foot. It's taken a lot to get here, but I'm proud of myself. 0140
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little 38122
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I used to do little friend shoutouts on here but then someone thought I was trying to smash so that got ruined 080
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The woman who encouraged me to get my master's is a super cute queer sociology professor in the next couple counties over from me and she wears black stockings and pink Docs and whew boy it's a good day to be gay lmao 1110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't WANT to network with other honors society inductees. I want to masturbate until my brain doesn't work. I contain multitudes and they all want butt stuff. UUUUUUGH. 0120
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's called being aroused, maybe you've hard of it 05911
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadJoe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This made me laugh 95121172269
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's an account I blocked on here because she doesn't like seeing vintage nudey mags and I just cannot be arsed with someone who's afraid of tiddies on paper. 3150
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/10/2026me: let's tax people heavily over a million dollars guys making 37k a year with no benefits: absolutely the fuck not 😠 923134
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm gonna admit something. Sometimes I look at my feet and I get sad that foot fetish people wouldn't wanna suck em because they're not cute. I think feet people are weird but like...I'd like to think my little piggies make somebody oink, ya know? Isn't that fucking weird? 😂 290
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sneezed down my cleavage again. Good times. 2110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wish I never stopped smoking lmao That's not true. I'm glad I did, but this clove gum isn't helping me right now. 010
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*Sigh* Yeah, I do feel hopeless. Yeah, I know better things are coming. No, this isn't reassuring, Deck. (Okay maybe it is, but I would rather wallow if you don't mind...) 040
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's always some motherfucker named Luke 030
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh I feel the tears coming on. Let's do today's tarot reading. That should set me right. 020
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh. I just had an epiphany about the book I'm writing. Maybe a crash out is really just brainstorming. 040
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I might be stressed tf out, but I'll have 3 books waiting for me when I get home and that's always nice. 060
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know I'm mentally fucked up today because I didn't sing the entire drive to work 060
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My coffee is weak... Someone throw me into the sea. 040
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna eat half an edible so I can go the fuck to sleep and stop chewing on my imposter syndrome 070
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Crashing out on main? Yes Now hiding on alt? Yes but slathered in gravy 050
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm going straight to Hell. I thought a photo of a moot was a Tommy Wiseau costume... 040
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So do we hate Eminem now? I can't figure out if he sucks or not based on the discussions 150
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Getting in touch with my roots tonight (Drinking grape soda) 150
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Apparently the past tense of counting is not cunt 212638
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up. 125091
Reposted by Sentient Cornbreadæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'M A NORMAL, CUM-LOVING HUMAN 5577
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I guess it's Feral Friday because 🥵 270
Reposted by Sentient Cornbread👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fuckin buttholes how do they work 033
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I broke up with a friend because she's totally okay with being a dude's secret mistress and I'm sorry but that's fucking gross 2120
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*slams fist on table* I want the nut! The whole nut and nuttin but the nut, so help me Ron Jeremy! 020
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026so its not gay to have truck nuts but its gay to suck on them. holy double standard. 0265
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't wanna go to work. I want to touch myself. 1100
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need more people to understand this 040