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Sentient Cornbread

@sentientcornbread.bsky.social
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One of your moots is hiding their affinity for swearing, being horny, and the occasional 🍃 Y'allternative 36 going on ⚰️ MDNI 🔞 She/They/Y'all Courtney LaPlante Supremacy Trans rights or left hooks 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 1h
I farted and accidentally hot boxed myself
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 18h
shirt that says "call me willy wonka the way my kids disappear in her chocolate factory"
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 23h
I'm out of crackers and I want this crab dip to destroy me 😭
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I forgot I popped and edible and was wondering how I got through all the dishes so fast when I hate doing dishes
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En Lilitu-Sin @enlilitusin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I agree with this message 100% Fuck Columbus Fuck ICE
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You're a gooner page who only compliments pretty women because you have an ulterior motive. You're skeezy at best and a predator at worst. Leave women alone.
The profile of @jamesyp92.bsky.social

33 he/him based in England
Doesn't subscribe to sex workers but you can sure talk to him 1d Redacted

It would be different it I'd met Julie but that's not going to happen anytime soon for us both besides comments on posts don't mean anything

Jay @jamesyp92.bsky.social

Thank fuck for that if I was her and wouldn't go anywhere near you. If you ain't ever gonna meet stop making out that she's your partner. If you're single stop calling her your queen when she's nothing to you. The nature of the comments you post (which I've seen) can be classed as cheating.

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Right stop this now stuart does love me and yes we are gonna meet soon ok


@jamesyp92.bsky.social

Funny way of showing it and if I was you I wouldn't waste your time.A picture of a woman's hands with lots of rings. She says her hands hurt and are swollen.

Jamesyp92.bsky.social says he'll kiss it better and massage her hands. This is the same woman from the previous screenshot saying to leave her and her boyfriend alone
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♱ Doomgrave ♱ @plaguewinds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
knuckle tatts: ASS🍑 EATR
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes I am so not in a sexy mood that reading my friends' spicy alt posts makes me nauseous lmao but when I'm off, I am OFF. Utility company killed the electricity off Dead car battery off Prediction about how valuable Beanie Babies were gonna be off Bra at the end of the work week off
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a headache the size of a watermelon and I'm not allowed to take any pain reliever because of my operation hahahaha No, I'm not laughing so I don't kms. Why do you ask?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should I shave my bush before I get surgery?
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've grown a lot when it comes to relationships and I think I'm the person I would be happy being with if the shoe was on the other foot. It's taken a lot to get here, but I'm proud of myself.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I used to do little friend shoutouts on here but then someone thought I was trying to smash so that got ruined
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THIS
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The woman who encouraged me to get my master's is a super cute queer sociology professor in the next couple counties over from me and she wears black stockings and pink Docs and whew boy it's a good day to be gay lmao
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 06/10/2026
Provocative vintage-style poster of a reclining, scantily clad woman surrounded by five black cats with glowing yellow eyes, captioned "a girl only needs two things... Cats & Orgasms!"
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't WANT to network with other honors society inductees. I want to masturbate until my brain doesn't work. I contain multitudes and they all want butt stuff. UUUUUUGH.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's called being aroused, maybe you've hard of it
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's an account I blocked on here because she doesn't like seeing vintage nudey mags and I just cannot be arsed with someone who's afraid of tiddies on paper.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/10/2026
me: let's tax people heavily over a million dollars guys making 37k a year with no benefits: absolutely the fuck not 😠
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna admit something. Sometimes I look at my feet and I get sad that foot fetish people wouldn't wanna suck em because they're not cute. I think feet people are weird but like...I'd like to think my little piggies make somebody oink, ya know? Isn't that fucking weird? 😂
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sneezed down my cleavage again. Good times.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I never stopped smoking lmao That's not true. I'm glad I did, but this clove gum isn't helping me right now.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I needed this
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Sigh* Yeah, I do feel hopeless. Yeah, I know better things are coming. No, this isn't reassuring, Deck. (Okay maybe it is, but I would rather wallow if you don't mind...)
5 of pentacles upright on top
Judgement as a clarifying card turned sideways at the bottom
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's always some motherfucker named Luke
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh I feel the tears coming on. Let's do today's tarot reading. That should set me right.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh. I just had an epiphany about the book I'm writing. Maybe a crash out is really just brainstorming.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I might be stressed tf out, but I'll have 3 books waiting for me when I get home and that's always nice.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know I'm mentally fucked up today because I didn't sing the entire drive to work
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My coffee is weak... Someone throw me into the sea.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna eat half an edible so I can go the fuck to sleep and stop chewing on my imposter syndrome
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crashing out on main? Yes Now hiding on alt? Yes but slathered in gravy
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going straight to Hell. I thought a photo of a moot was a Tommy Wiseau costume...
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So do we hate Eminem now? I can't figure out if he sucks or not based on the discussions
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting in touch with my roots tonight (Drinking grape soda)
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently the past tense of counting is not cunt
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'M A NORMAL, CUM-LOVING HUMAN
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess it's Feral Friday because 🥵
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me after an edible
The cornet of a pop tart package that says "proudly baked in the USA"
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuckin buttholes how do they work
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I broke up with a friend because she's totally okay with being a dude's secret mistress and I'm sorry but that's fucking gross
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*slams fist on table* I want the nut! The whole nut and nuttin but the nut, so help me Ron Jeremy!
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so its not gay to have truck nuts but its gay to suck on them. holy double standard.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna go to work. I want to touch myself.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need more people to understand this
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