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Sentient Cornbread

@sentientcornbread.bsky.social
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One of your moots is hiding their affinity for swearing, being horny, and the occasional 🍃 Y'allternative 36 going on ⚰️ MDNI 🔞 She/They/Y'all Courtney LaPlante Supremacy Trans rights or left hooks 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 1h
All day everyday
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 1h
No, it's Thursday. You're safe!
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 1h
I have to say it because I'm so bad at keeping secrets but I'm making a nice tote bag for my friend on here because she sent me something to help with my recovery and it was so sweet 😭🥹
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 5h
I farted and accidentally hot boxed myself
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 9h
It's too early for you to be up acting like this
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22h
shirt that says "call me willy wonka the way my kids disappear in her chocolate factory"
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Omg we're listening to the same album at the same time
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm out of crackers and I want this crab dip to destroy me 😭
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂 I'm a lightweight. I know I wait 30 minutes before deciding if I turn into one of those kids from the anti drug commercials
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Melting Hot Doll on Couch
Alt: Melting girl in a green shirt and khaki shirt on Couch because she did that stuff, the kush, the chronic
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I forgot I popped and edible and was wondering how I got through all the dishes so fast when I hate doing dishes
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En Lilitu-Sin @enlilitusin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I agree with this message 100% Fuck Columbus Fuck ICE
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Asshole said "clearly being nice and complimentary isn't allowed anymore. Won't fucking bother in the future." GOOD YOU NASTY FUCK
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You're a gooner page who only compliments pretty women because you have an ulterior motive. You're skeezy at best and a predator at worst. Leave women alone.
The profile of @jamesyp92.bsky.social

33 he/him based in England
Doesn't subscribe to sex workers but you can sure talk to him 1d Redacted

It would be different it I'd met Julie but that's not going to happen anytime soon for us both besides comments on posts don't mean anything

Jay @jamesyp92.bsky.social

Thank fuck for that if I was her and wouldn't go anywhere near you. If you ain't ever gonna meet stop making out that she's your partner. If you're single stop calling her your queen when she's nothing to you. The nature of the comments you post (which I've seen) can be classed as cheating.

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Right stop this now stuart does love me and yes we are gonna meet soon ok


@jamesyp92.bsky.social

Funny way of showing it and if I was you I wouldn't waste your time.A picture of a woman's hands with lots of rings. She says her hands hurt and are swollen.

Jamesyp92.bsky.social says he'll kiss it better and massage her hands. This is the same woman from the previous screenshot saying to leave her and her boyfriend alone
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay so I'm not crazy lol The color gives you cozy Autumn vibes! I love it!
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes I am so not in a sexy mood that reading my friends' spicy alt posts makes me nauseous lmao but when I'm off, I am OFF. Utility company killed the electricity off Dead car battery off Prediction about how valuable Beanie Babies were gonna be off Bra at the end of the work week off
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy fuck is this incorrect on multiple levels.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a headache the size of a watermelon and I'm not allowed to take any pain reliever because of my operation hahahaha No, I'm not laughing so I don't kms. Why do you ask?
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh sweet! The bush stays!
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Felt hard 🫂
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ummm I love this idea The bush stays
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, ma'am. *resumes eating*
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't want them to go up in there and be like, "DAMN LOOK AT THIS FOREST!"
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're so hot I stopped eating. Damn, girl!
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should I shave my bush before I get surgery?
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Your hair? Because I did but I thought I was late to the party lol
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've grown a lot when it comes to relationships and I think I'm the person I would be happy being with if the shoe was on the other foot. It's taken a lot to get here, but I'm proud of myself.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But they do. We're seeing it across multiple industries. People want human creativity, not a series of binary code thinking for them.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I used to do little friend shoutouts on here but then someone thought I was trying to smash so that got ruined
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes. Fresh Nazi blood ready to be reaped.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish I was a squirrel so I could scurry around trying to get a nut
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was eating, Jenn...
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seconded
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noooo not like that lmaooo I mean the people who act superior because they don't know when they could either keep scrolling or look it up.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THIS
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm also super grateful that my bf understands I'm just a weird horny gal and isn't bothered by my screaming about it on the Internet
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The woman who encouraged me to get my master's is a super cute queer sociology professor in the next couple counties over from me and she wears black stockings and pink Docs and whew boy it's a good day to be gay lmao
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 06/10/2026
Provocative vintage-style poster of a reclining, scantily clad woman surrounded by five black cats with glowing yellow eyes, captioned "a girl only needs two things... Cats & Orgasms!"
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't WANT to network with other honors society inductees. I want to masturbate until my brain doesn't work. I contain multitudes and they all want butt stuff. UUUUUUGH.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's called being aroused, maybe you've hard of it
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting stuffed for lunch
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you say you don't like piss, you're lying
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I was in Seattle, there was a store on one of the piers that had a TON. I wish I would've bought a few but I was low on money towards the end of my trip.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obvi everyone has the right to decide when, if, how, and where you see nudity, but if a 1985 Playboy offends you, I don't quite know what to tell you.
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's an account I blocked on here because she doesn't like seeing vintage nudey mags and I just cannot be arsed with someone who's afraid of tiddies on paper.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/10/2026
me: let's tax people heavily over a million dollars guys making 37k a year with no benefits: absolutely the fuck not 😠
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Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna admit something. Sometimes I look at my feet and I get sad that foot fetish people wouldn't wanna suck em because they're not cute. I think feet people are weird but like...I'd like to think my little piggies make somebody oink, ya know? Isn't that fucking weird? 😂
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