Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 1hI have to say it because I'm so bad at keeping secrets but I'm making a nice tote bag for my friend on here because she sent me something to help with my recovery and it was so sweet 😭🥹 160
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 9hIt's too early for you to be up acting like this 140
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Omg we're listening to the same album at the same time 110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm out of crackers and I want this crab dip to destroy me 😭 280
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026😂 I'm a lightweight. I know I wait 30 minutes before deciding if I turn into one of those kids from the anti drug commercialsstatic.klipy.comMelting Hot Doll on CouchAlt: Melting girl in a green shirt and khaki shirt on Couch because she did that stuff, the kush, the chronic 110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I forgot I popped and edible and was wondering how I got through all the dishes so fast when I hate doing dishes 1100
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadEn Lilitu-Sin @enlilitusin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I agree with this message 100% Fuck Columbus Fuck ICE 063
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You're a gooner page who only compliments pretty women because you have an ulterior motive. You're skeezy at best and a predator at worst. Leave women alone. 250
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Okay so I'm not crazy lol The color gives you cozy Autumn vibes! I love it! 000
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes I am so not in a sexy mood that reading my friends' spicy alt posts makes me nauseous lmao but when I'm off, I am OFF. Utility company killed the electricity off Dead car battery off Prediction about how valuable Beanie Babies were gonna be off Bra at the end of the work week off 080
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Holy fuck is this incorrect on multiple levels. 020
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have a headache the size of a watermelon and I'm not allowed to take any pain reliever because of my operation hahahaha No, I'm not laughing so I don't kms. Why do you ask? 150
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ummm I love this idea The bush stays 020
Reposted by Sentient Cornbread𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell 512028
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't want them to go up in there and be like, "DAMN LOOK AT THIS FOREST!" 130
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You're so hot I stopped eating. Damn, girl! 110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Should I shave my bush before I get surgery? 350
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Your hair? Because I did but I thought I was late to the party lol 110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've grown a lot when it comes to relationships and I think I'm the person I would be happy being with if the shoe was on the other foot. It's taken a lot to get here, but I'm proud of myself. 0140
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 10/10/2026But they do. We're seeing it across multiple industries. People want human creativity, not a series of binary code thinking for them. 120
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little 38122
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I used to do little friend shoutouts on here but then someone thought I was trying to smash so that got ruined 080
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah yes. Fresh Nazi blood ready to be reaped. 020
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wish I was a squirrel so I could scurry around trying to get a nut 140
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Noooo not like that lmaooo I mean the people who act superior because they don't know when they could either keep scrolling or look it up. 110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm also super grateful that my bf understands I'm just a weird horny gal and isn't bothered by my screaming about it on the Internet 060
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The woman who encouraged me to get my master's is a super cute queer sociology professor in the next couple counties over from me and she wears black stockings and pink Docs and whew boy it's a good day to be gay lmao 1110
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't WANT to network with other honors society inductees. I want to masturbate until my brain doesn't work. I contain multitudes and they all want butt stuff. UUUUUUGH. 0120
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's called being aroused, maybe you've hard of it 05911
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadJoe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This made me laugh 95121172269
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you say you don't like piss, you're lying 030
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When I was in Seattle, there was a store on one of the piers that had a TON. I wish I would've bought a few but I was low on money towards the end of my trip. 010
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Obvi everyone has the right to decide when, if, how, and where you see nudity, but if a 1985 Playboy offends you, I don't quite know what to tell you. 170
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's an account I blocked on here because she doesn't like seeing vintage nudey mags and I just cannot be arsed with someone who's afraid of tiddies on paper. 3150
Reposted by Sentient CornbreadTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/10/2026me: let's tax people heavily over a million dollars guys making 37k a year with no benefits: absolutely the fuck not 😠 923134
Sentient Cornbread @sentientcornbread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm gonna admit something. Sometimes I look at my feet and I get sad that foot fetish people wouldn't wanna suck em because they're not cute. I think feet people are weird but like...I'd like to think my little piggies make somebody oink, ya know? Isn't that fucking weird? 😂 290