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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Swan for dinner. Tasted funny.

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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good evening. Here's my surprised onion.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'll be the arbiter of what is and is not warranted, thank you.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We are. My Duolingo streak may not survive.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ultimately, if it gets someone new interested in music for £30, it's a steal, however they choose to use it. Hell, they could use it as wall art if they wanted.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

£30 for a little amp is a bargain in itself.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Things I miss most about being an employee: paid holiday Things I don't miss at all: Everything else.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Surprised that they've not come out with some bullshit line about how no missiles hit the UK between 2010 and 2024 and that we should thank them for keeping us safe.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dead parties don't have a pulse.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fascinating that during an extended cost of living crisis (that they caused), where ordinary people are struggling to afford energy, food and transport, that the Tories decide their number one vote winner is to promise to protect us from a load of imaginary missiles.

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Distorted Spongebob: That Is Messed Up

ALT: Distorted Spongebob: That Is Messed Up

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Looks diabolical (good way)

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Most of my encounters have been with rugby players and they rarely smell good.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love it. Did any of them smell unpleasant?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sounds like a lovely chap.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've no idea who Bimini is and I've never thought to consider what Neil Ruddock smells like. Have you inhaled his odour often?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I suspect they're familiar with the notion, yes. 🤣

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sadly, even the most enthusiastic rejoiners must admit that it'd be easier to sell sand to people who live in places with lots of sand everywhere than it would be to sell the European dream to anything approaching a majority of Brits.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think my initial "What the fuck" pretty much explained my understanding of the format.

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Apropos of discussions on the timeline, I would like to posit the following, with no further context: Little Chef: BBC Happy Eater: ITV

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hopefully there will be edited highlights.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But they did agree to be shackled to absolutely anyone so long as there was money in it.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I keep seeing this. I didn't for a minute think it was real. What the fuck?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The eulogising of Archer is making me nauseous. "He was a liar, crook and outrageous cunt, but he sold a lot of books and was probably really lovely and cuddly" Fuck off.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You've got this, vent as much as you want.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026