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cis(?), bi, he/him, 26 banned from shopgoodwill.com

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
should be illegal for ppl to have to be at work this early
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 14/08/2026
introducing...
the words "WOKE 3-D" crudely drawn as 3D letters in MS Paint
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This a thousand times. It feels like the air is slowly draining out of every room in the world at once but just for you and people like you.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Celebrated foley artist who at 85 years old reveals that all of his sound effects, which have since appeared everywhere in movies and TV and games, were created by slapping his nuts against things He's like, that classic spooky door opening creak? My nuts rubbing against a piece of styrofoam
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 08/08/2026
Nazis are using Nazi tactics to put trans kids (and adults) in danger
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Due in part to the inherent difficulty in identifying transgender people who can pass as their preferred gender, as well as identifying gender non-conforming people who may conform when in public, the Nazi government relied heavily on repoi... ig by private citizens (often neighbors) to persecute transgender people. [86][87][67] A widespread belief in Germany at this time held that transgender people were inherently deceitful, as they lived their lives "in disguise", which motivated some Germans to denounce them to the Nazi

government, [88] During the First World War, this
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thomas 60w Lightbulb
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026
It's so scary because these people are disappeared. All we know is that all around the country there are these hellish prisons where people are kept. We don't know what happens behind these walls at all. Except that everything that slips out about it is completely horrifying.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
More like Lucy Flawless
lucy lawless in a gray suit
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Jacey is a suitable combo of my actual name for privacy reasons @spacegrace.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fucking impressive to do an article about why HP is a negative for the country in 2026 and manage to completely avoid mentioning it funding the eradication of persecuted minority via billionaire conservative lawfare.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
living for the longest day of the year gimme that solstussy
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(howard beale voice) homosexuals
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ian malcolm
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
close encounters of the third kind is chock full of UFOlogy Glup Shittos. perhaps this is why it appeals so greatly to me, the hugest fucking nerd in the world
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Debt Collective 🟥 @debtcollective.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's happening 🚨 House GOP representatives are about to introduce a bill that would completely eliminate subsidized student loans. They are trying to make it impossible to go to college unless you can afford to pay for it upfront.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 31/05/2026
Don’t know how to explain it and will not elaborate on it, but spiritually, the Sega Dreamcast feels like the most French video game console.
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
happy birthday @moroser.bsky.social you're my fav artist and i hope you have a special day 🎉
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this is the ideal summer forecast
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
tenet
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
mccabe AND mrs miller? in THIS economy??1?
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the quick and the dead
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
¿es trogen?
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
it was the big FPS so I tried it and got hooked so bad it was unreal. i basically played it daily nonstop from june 2016-july 2018. the first 4-5 months being exclusively mei. this being when console ppl had NO idea how to deal with her.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i’m still chasing the high i felt after watching the last jedi
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skinslip is already a spooky name @skinslip.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
come on everyone, give it up for boobs.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
this is what I mean when I say "don't let orgs and managers see discriminating against trans folk as the path of last resistance". transphobes are persistent and annoying. be just as annoying. show them compliance is going to be a legal nightmare
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the year was 2016. pokemon sun and moon had just came out and i never played a pokemon game before. i pick it up and get briefly into the game and am stopped dead in my tracks by him 😍 and it was all unraveled from there.
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maleure. @moroser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
there is only one setting in which to eat popcorn: horse. just shovel it in.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/05/2026
cosmicfauxpas (@cosmicfauxpas) on twitter: "nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right."
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MysticMelodyVT @mysticmelodyvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
HERE SHE COMES, VR DEBUT, TONIGHT ONLY SINCE THE VOD WON'T BE SAVED!!! COME AND PARTY!! www.twitch.tv/mysticmelodyvt
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(she/it) Good evening 🖤 You can call me Melody, I'm a witch that loves art - music, games, film, digital and traditional, all of it! I try to stream whenever I can, but more often than not its variety...
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
good news everyone
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
TERFs have to be destroyed. I don't care about how severe that rhetoric is. They're of no use, nothing worthwhile, a true net negative to the world. So much of what is bad right now is downstream of their bigotry and uber-conservative "beliefs" poisoning everything.
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
if they're coming for radically pro-transgender people then fucking lock me up already, the government is being run by pedophiles protecting each other but sure the REAL problem is trans people, sure, makes perfect sense. good for nothing scum. i can't wait for that useless party to bite the dust.
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i love trans women more than they could ever dream of hating us
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
this far-spread prejudice against trans people as being annoying, entitled and aggressive reminds me of the false prejudice against feminists as being annoying, entitled and aggressive
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 14/05/2026
Love to boot up my Sega Saturn ODE and run my CHD files, hate to live under a government run by CHUD ‘philes. 😔
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
eepy... neebies to sleebee... honk shoo mimimimi ahhh
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MysticMelodyVT @mysticmelodyvt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
www.twitch.tv/mysticmelodyvt WE RUNNIN IT BACK WHO'S READY TO D-D-D-D-D-NOT PLAY YU GI OH we're playing magic with some frends!!! @nocturnalthing.bsky.social @stalmos.bsky.social
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(she/it) Good evening 🖤 You can call me Melody, I'm a witch that loves art - music, games, film, digital and traditional, all of it! I try to stream whenever I can, but more often than not its variety...
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 05/05/2026
bluesky hates trans women
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Salacious B. Crumb
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dream jobs: - Recurring actor on a sitcom or network drama that goes into syndication and makes bank on streaming residuals - Foley sound artist - Food stylist - Blurb writer for the back of blu-rays - Gore stylist
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H.M.S. surprise @segastan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i mean this is kinda dennis and mac if u really stretch it
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