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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Key & Peele: Referee's Gear Inspection
ALT: Key & Peele: Referee's Gear Inspection
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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🖤🧡 @heyebie.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Can we start over? Like, from the beginning of time? #Commanders
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026
the man in the drunk castle
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again, Dunning and Kruger for the win.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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wingador.bsky.social @wingador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like the GOP is just the American Chopper meme now
American Chopper
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stay in line. VOTE.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Possibly the best example of American democracy and governance in the era of Trump.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is his Blue Steel look, but just like Derek Zoolander, it simply illustrates how vapidly dumb he is
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Renee Good's mom: "I am a registered Republican. I voted for President Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect citizens -- innocents like our family and the others here. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness."
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the Rams’ uniforms tonight
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ugh if another QB bites the dust 🙄😔
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 Every breath you take, I’ll be watching you 🎶
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s numb o’clock somewhere
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh shit is right 😔😔😔
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why the fuck wouldn’t you just kick a field goal with 3 seconds left Commanders??????
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably not a coincidence that Trump is banning multiple media outlets from the White House at the same time that we have confirmation that the White House has been lying about military casualties in this illegal war in Iran.
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love DC
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's great to see a cat pitcher throwing out a ceremonial first pitch. i have to imagine he's got a solid fastball if they're letting him out there, but he's going to get clobbered if he doesn't develop a quality breaking ball. i hope this is something they're helping him with.
A fluffy light-colored rescue kitten walks across the green turf of a baseball field. A TV news caption reads, “Rescue cat’s purr-fect first pitch,” with the Gwinnett Stripers credited in the upper left.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to recite the Nicki Minaj verse from Monster word for word
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you think you’re exhausting people but you’re really only further cementing their righteous anger.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s always a tweet
Donald J. Trump v @realDonaldTrump
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Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
10:14 AM • 10/22/12
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“The missions are thought to be impossible, but me and my team complete them, thus making the impossible become possible”
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Game 1 and I already know the Commanders need to make o-line a priority next offseason #yikes
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine how good it would feel if Roman Polanski was bad at making movies
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
its unbelievable how bad deshaun watson is. almost makes me believe in karma
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's the shot that will open the documentary when human civilization reconstitutes in a few centuries. "Speaking as a human catastrophe myself..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lt_...
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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Derrick Henry will be putting up 100 yards a game until our oceans have drained to sand
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two of my first four picks in last night’s draft are out before the first game is even over. Gotta love fantasy football #loljk 🤬
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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To all of you who said the 2026 Nats weren't going to do anything, joke's on you. One more blown save and they'll tie the MLB record.
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hannemiriam.bsky.social @hannemiriam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Morning Kitten
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The one trait consistent to EVERYONE on the right is an inability to understand anything until they experience it personally
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love this for the GOP as a campaign slogan for the midterms.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The real issue isn't left versus right. It's critical thinking versus a system that depends on you never developing it.
—Sofo Archon
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
literally no one is saying this
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Chris @seewatt23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These new (old) Commanders unis look soooo much better than the Snyder dreck 🥹😍🥹😍🥹 #hailyeah
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How it’s playing in Tehran — where “cart” and “truck” may get lost in translation. 🙄
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026
14 million souls ended in a single year by Elon Musk's cruelty and stupidity Here are some of the comparisons: Rwandan genocide: 800k dead Cambodian genocide: 3 million dead The Holocaust: 7 million dead
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s ironic that the America First movement will be responsible for ending American hegemony.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The President of the United States continuing to bring the full force of the federal government down on a guy *everyone knows is innocent*, just like he did with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and so many others, is absolutely 1,000% impeachable IMHO. This is just straight up tyranny
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