The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 10/10/2026All Saints, with a very pregnant Mel sat in a stool. 010
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The greatest of them all though is the Mötorhead version. 110
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is a very British take on "at least Mussolini got the trains to run on time"... 140
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I feel terribly sad for all those old-school Economy 7 teleswitch meters still out there, listening for a radio signal to switch them into off-peak mode that will never ever come now that they've switched off BBC Long Wave. Like V'Ger in Star Trek: The Motion Picture. 101168
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Beautiful sentiment, not great in prison... 010
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD. #WorldBollardAssociation 592819603
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They fall into the category of "nice idea, good try, don't do it again." Dangerous for people with (legitimately) hidden phones, pointless for ll practical purposes. 010
Reposted by The Visual Raconteurchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has? 442214550
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Running around - there's lots and lots of that in the army. Sometimes you get encouraged to run faster by being shot at. 000
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurNavy Man (descendant of ANTIFA since the revolution) @navymanhy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Brilliant. How real trolling is done. 721302987587
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No coverage of the contents halftime or advert break drinks bottles. We all know though, right. 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I misread that as Hockney, and got halfway through thinking he must have been a huge fan to have his ashes scattered there... 🤦🏻♂️ Carry on. 010
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Bubble gum ? Mildly disappointed at the lack of something smutty. 110
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is the most spectacularly British version of the OJ chase ever. Just as pointless, just as big a waste of airtime unless it hits a white Bronco at a level crossing. 010
Reposted by The Visual Raconteurfilipe com i de iscola @ilustrefilipe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026 4781281626
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We know the marvellous @flups.bsky.social has strong feelings about c*riander, I'm now curious about her stance on dill... 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Is that a fame-hungry BB trollop from decades ago ? 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 13/06/2026There isn't a pop star, movie star, DJ, or footballer alive that has insisted on photo ID and proof of age for every groupie that they've diddled, and we all know teenage girls throw themselves at their idols. Modern standards makes it wrong, but the important differentiator is predatory behaviour. 020
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 16/05/2026static.klipy.comJimmy Hill's Chinny ReckonALT: Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon 090
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurUKADS @ukads.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Heineken and Spitting Image says its time once again for the Eurovulsion Song contest in 1986 0338
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Yeah, it happened. Not sure I'd look inside with a black light... 110
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them 87175156742
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurB McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Happy fucking Friday!youtu.beThe Cure - Friday I'm In LoveYouTube video by TheCureVEVO 2171
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Like the bloke who paid many times over the going rate for Saville's Rolls Royce, knowing he'd make it back by hiring it out... 330
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 13/05/2026No. He's a bland power-seeking buffoon who has no conviction or drive about anything. He lucked into office on the back of the opposition imploding and a split protest vote. It's not even an attempt at consensus politics, it's just argument avoidance. Utterly spineless. 100
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Gentle reminder that we do not have a presidential system. Outside of his constituency, nobody voted for Sir Keir Starmer. He doesn't have the mandate. The elected party does. 4356
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurKate Bevan @katebevan.com · 12/05/2026Important announcement: a staycation is where you have time off and stay at home. It is not a holiday away from home in the UK. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 33598108
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Coincidentally 'Free Fries' is an oriental stripping move to unbutton your trousers. 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Possibly a smidge to the right of Genghis Kahn. 010
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594903393
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Instead of aging gracefully like her predecessor Margaret, she's made the poor choice of questionable surgery/treatments and is morphing into Katie Price. 010
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Spectacularly well done. Properly chuffed for you. 010
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6 829720
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes isn't because the council aren't doing their job, but because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs 2840651
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/01/2026 3886242
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Yeah, but that paled in comparison to the Mike, Bouncer, Mrs Mangle triangle. 010
Reposted by The Visual RaconteurMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period. 361393264
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I visited Montreaux and got spectacularly drunk. Wasn't paying thank God. 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Who said algorithms can't get jealous... Bally well done ! 000
The Visual Raconteur @secretsanta74.bsky.social · 09/04/2026That's unacceptable, especially considering the whole #metoo explosion in 2017... I'd be tempted to ask them to write it down and sign it. 010
