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@secretcow.bsky.social
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I’m here to tap like on thirst traps and reskeet vibes. Mostly wizard vibes. Some frogs.

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I asked for stories about how Tim Curry's work changed your life, and oh boy did I get some great stories. New video: youtu.be/RTPd8FqVxS8
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
'tis the season
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Art by Les Edwards ‘Dark Future Skirmish’ game box art (1989)
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New video! How did Dolly become a gay icon, and what has she done for the gay community? youtu.be/SpURPplcFhs
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Dolly's Quilt of Many Colors
YouTube video by Matt Baume
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If there was a prestigious award for YouTubers on par with the Emmys or Oscars, @mattbaume.bsky.social would be up for them on the regular. Easily one of the best video essayists on the intersection of pop and queer culture, his work transcends such labels and elevates YouTube as a whole.
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The Unlikely Master of Gay Sitcoms, James Burrows
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Last weekend of Pride month -- a perfect time to celebrate how far we've come & look to the future! Get out your poppers, invite your friends, and settle in for five hours of of raw uncut Pride:
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Inside the Marriage Wars
If you asked someone in the '80s if the director of When Harry Met Sally would fight the actor who played the Terminator over legalizing marriage for same-sex couples, they would probably have said ……
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's Toesday. Can you spot this important cameo in @mattbaume.bsky.social's latest video sensation? youtu.be/m4F2ozwvybw
A screenshot of Matt Baume's YouTube video "Inside the Marriage Wars" depicting Matt Baume himself, and a computer generated rendering of a human foot with a grotesque face manifesting on the sole. There is an on-screen text reminder that the foot is not generated by A.I. There are also some discord UI elements around the screenshot for some reason.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New video about the fight for marriage going live right now! Come join us for the live watch-along: youtu.be/m4F2ozwvybw?...
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Plan your Fathers' Day accordingly. If you watch Matthew's livestream and the subsequent video to its conclusion you should be able to squeeze in a light supper before the premiere of House of the Dragon. This leaves early morning and late evening free for celebrating daddies, as the day demands.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Helmut Wenske cover art to the German edition of "The Second Invasion Of Mars," by Boris and Arkady Strugatsky. This one was an alt text workout
A very surreal scene that features a green wizard whose cloak is cracking into pieces, an orange plain with half an alarm clock on it, and a green sea being parted with a weird tesseract-like shape hovering near it. Two nude guys are wading in the ocean while wearing VR-looking headgear that's tethered to a building visible within a doorway being held by a giant blue arm that is emerging from the horizon. Underneath all this is some warped metal and a few merged human faces.
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Zdzisław Beksiński, Polish (1929-2005), Untitled, 1977, oil on hardboard, 73 x 87 cm, The Historical Museum in Sanok, Poland
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
pics from this weekend’s transcendent Dumpster Raccoon screening of PINK NARCISSUS (1971)! What a magical night of beautiful horniness! Thanks especially to @mattbaume.bsky.social for joining us, and to our musicians Ryan McDonald and Stefon for their curation and performances!
Oliveira Oliveira and Baumelooks contest Performers Ryan and Stefon
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Real life Ratatouille. 🥹🐀 Vid credit: Filomenasfriends on Instagram
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The way “let’s try a little trim” inevitably leads to Karl Pilkington. (If only there were some service that would cut your hair for you. Alas.)
A tired middle aged man with somewhat long hair and a somewhat long beard scraggly like a hedge wizard stares past the camera into the beyond. A tired middle aged man with a short beard and a misshapen shaved head looks to the side of the camera like he’s in the “Walk Like An Egyptian” music video
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ryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i forgot that character creation in battlespire is basically variations of "your dad"
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I am easily amused by animated mad libs.
An image from Tomodachi Life with four characters on a lawn and the text "They're saying that a cursed item like a weak-looking elastic rope can make you better ad edging somehow."An image from Tomodachi Life of two characters in a house with the text, "They're in agreement that a dirty sock is way more exciting than foot worship."An image from Tomodachi life of a Mii in a towel and shower cap and the text, "Yeah, I've totally come around on the joys of cuckoldry."An image of a character from Tomodachi Life surrounded by exercise equipment and the dialogue, "Lil Bro sounded really interested in pup play when we talked."
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Brontësaurus. Ink & gouache on Strathmore grey toned paper, 151 x 147mm, 2014. Because this seems to be doing the rounds again elsewhere. Perhaps the only piece of mine to have gone mildly viral, shunted uncredited like an orphan from workhouse to workhouse across the Internet over the years. 🤓
Illustration of an anthropomorphised Brontosaurus in an early 19th century dress standing with a quill pen in her right hand at a writing desk with a sheaf of papers. She faces left, but her head is turned slightly towards the viewer. Beneath the desk are scattered a few more sheets of a manuscript. In the background, a framed silhouette portrait of the head and neck of another sauropod hangs on the wall.
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Art by prolific British Artist Colin Hay. Most of these are from the late 1970s series of Terran Trade Authority and Galactic Encounters books.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
pig
a 3d render of a spherical pig. It is pink and it has large teeth.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Going to the party
A pixelated 3D render of a sort of sea slug wearing a yellow party hat. The slug is purple with green stripes and a yellow underbelly. It has enormous shiny red lips for kissing.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Shades of Cudley the Cowlick? Started out with dreams of being a sheep.
A 3D render of a vaguely bovine head emerging from a white ball that is sort of wooly, but also sort of smeared smudged. It has twisting horns that flatten out unexpectedly, and tongue dangling beneath its snout.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Coochie Coo?
A screenshot of a 3D hand. The nails are painted red. The thumb is too large. There is a face on the palm. It is wearing eye liner. It looks annoyed.A screenshot of a 3D hand. The nails are painted red. The thumb is too large. There is a face on the palm. It is wearing eye liner. It looks worried.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
uninvited, screenshot, nes (1991) www.avclub.com/the-10-spook...
pixelated image of a woman's skull, long brown hair still atached, wearing a hat and reaching out for you with a gloved hand.
text below:
you have gotten the attention of the mysterious lady.
to the right of the skeleton (property):
pendant
letter
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Chaoclypse (Brandon Yu) @chaoclypse.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
PATREON LAUNCH!! By pledging, you get to use a bunch of my art for personal/commercial usage! You also get my zines for free! If you just want to support me, there's a lower tier, too! Thanks for any and all support! Likes and reposts are much appreciated :) www.patreon.com/c/chaoclypse
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Chaoclypse (Brandon Yu) | Patreon
creating Weird Art
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
ultima underworld 2, magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/powe...
first person view of a 3d environment. floating disembodied brains with eyeballs and stems are floating close by. high up platforms can be seen. on the right is rpg user interface (what your character is equipped with, inventory, two flasks with different coloured liquids, red and blue, and other icons underneath this.
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Chris Lewis Lee - available for work @chrislewislee.com · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th anniversary, Legend of Zelda 🎉 . This is one of many images I created for a secret project I worked on, which I hope will be announced later this year ☺️.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Did anyone lose an Olimar
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"don't you fry my brain in there, alright ?" (2024)
drawing of a woman entering some kind of cyber glowing bat, in a room full of old looking computers and wires and cables
there's a huge aquarium in the background with fishes and deepsea-like algae, etc.
the woman is linked to a machine by cables in her left thigh and neck, her eyes glow green and her skin too in some places
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Eva Eskelinen @evelmiina.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Illustrations made this year
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Larry MacDougall @larry-macdougall.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cheers. Last ale before deployment. Watercolour and gouache on board. Work continues on third Gwelf book. More soon. Tally Ho!
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
An attempt at something that isn't body horror.
Screenshot of a render of a human male head with a handlebar mustache. Dithered into oblivion.A screenshot of a render of human male head with a handlebar mustache with a toon shader, looking up from below. From this angle you can see how weird the lips and eyes are, and how lumpy the nose.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 18/02/2026
Art by • Steve Crisp
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
late night
a stylized 3d render of an office at night. a dog is at a computer and staring at a tempting tennis ball in the foreground.
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Munkao @munkao.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*Reposts appreciated” My webstore heycentaur.com is finally up! This took so many months of labour (mostly my partner’s), but it is all ready and running. Physical copies of Kala Mandala are now available, shipping to most of the world.
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Centaur Games
Centaur Games
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Late for Toesday
A screenshot of an approximation of a human foot with a crudely sculpted human face on the sole. Sort of like vampire hunter D for the foot. Presumably it eats dirt.
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Zé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Mountain sibyl
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Now with arms.
A gremlin gerblin sort of thing with too much makeup and a large pink wig wearing a red dress and a green fuzzy boaA gremlin gerblin sort of thing with too much makeup and a large pink wig wearing a black dress
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Another ant
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
She doesn't have arms.
A screenshot of a goblin gremlin sort of thing with a big pink wig and a red and green dress. She has no arms.A screenshot of the head of a goblin gremlin thing with a pink wig that's been crushed until it looks sort of like CGA graphics. She has no arms because she has no body.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Not sure if this is progress.
A sort of gremlin or goblin with too much makeup in a big pink plastic wig. The wig was not meant to look like plastic, but it's where we're at right now.A black and white screenshot of a gremlin or goblin type creature wearing a wig that looks more like a gleaming plastic hat.
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Donato @donatoarts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Predating my Earth and Sea series, but tapping into the tragic, fragile narratives learned from Vincent Desiderio while working as his assist. in the mid 90's. Executed as a center panel of a triptych private commission for Jane and Howard Frank in 2001. Eric Bright-eyes 34" x 34" Oil on Panel 2001
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Still not a frog.
A black and white screenshot of a sort of goblin or something with a lot of distortion on it.A black and white screenshot of a goblin type character without all the distortion stuff on it. I don't like the hair!
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Est Florane @estflorane.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
First post here! 🌿✨
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𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐄 @funland.itch.io · 14/02/2026
I L🩷VE LADY KONG
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
These didn't turn out to be frogs either.
A stony mossy thing with tentacles coming out if it beckons you into the boudoir.A rocky thing covered in moss with tentacles seems like it's looking back over it's shoulder and gesturing to you. It is not. That is just a weird quirk of this angle.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
So this was supposed to be a frog
A chimerical thing that's sort of quokka, frog, and kangaroo rat. Viewed from the front, looking generally affable.A chimerical thing that's sort of quokka, frog, and kangaroo rat. Viewed from the above looking lumpy
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Would you let it envelope your face?
A blob thing with tentacles and a beak seen from beneath with appendages outstretched. Black and white.A blob thing with tentacles and a beak seen from beneath with appendages outstretched. Grimy color.
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james @secretcow.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think everyone gave up on wizard wednesday. So here is a friday wizard. I regret that he is not a penis.
An image of a wizard wearing a reservoir tip cap and sporting a full beard looking straight ahead. He has no body.The same wizard as in the other image but now he's looking to the left and for some reason that makes him look a lot more tired. The date on the image says Feb 10th 2026. But that's a lie.
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