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Daphne Pierpoint @daphnepierpoint.com · 8h
Oof. x.com/meidastouch/...
Footage of Jack Smith at a Maryland/Iowa women’s basketball game
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t keep the rapist president from office, but they can keep human beings from working
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anybody else think about how it’s so fucking weird that women glue pieces of plastic to their nails and we’re all just fine with this?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bad for who? Not for me, that’s for sure. Get fucked, Trump.
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'This Is Very Bad...': Top Pollster
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey @kalshiofficial.bsky.social how is Skyler Gisondo in the market for a best supporting Oscar winner BUT NOT as a nominee??
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MegaHegseth
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s officially people who think 65° is Canada goose coat weather time in New York City.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of all the things that I don’t like about LeBron James, him promoting gambling is the thing I don’t like the least about him. I could give two shits about that. It’s crazy that y’all are pissed off about this and not all the other dumb shit he’s done.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This weekend, thanks to my A-list membership I saw three really good films in Resident Evil, The Weight, and The Musical. It’s hard to pick which film was the best one and it’s hard to say that resident evil was surprising since Zach Cregger already has an amazing track record. So I guess I won’t.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wealthy corpsemaxxer Robert Kraft.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At what point do we say enough of this moron?
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Trump claims triumphal arch will serve as a ‘top grade military complex’ to store weapons
US president on Truth Social claims his new plan for the 250ft arch comes at the ‘strong request’ of the US military
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the new season of traitors with non-celebrities and I’m pretty sure that most of these people and by extension most Americans have turned in the complete idiots who don’t understand any kind of body language nor have any ability to interact with each other whatsoever.
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C3po: We're Doomed
ALT: C3po: We're Doomed
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People Magazine always with the EXCLUSIVE hot goss about random white people.
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Polyamorous Couple Was ‘So Casual’ About Dating Other People. Then a Moment of Jealousy Changed Their Relationship Forever (Exclusive)
Haley Folk has been married for over two years to a man who is 16-years older than her. They don’t live together, and they each date other people. Folk opens up to PEOPLE about her unconventional part...
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Physical media and Blu-ray lovers – any suggestions on a 4K UHD Blu-ray player that’ll last me a long time but won’t break the bank? All suggestions and thoughts are appreciated! #criterion #bluray #physicalmedia
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@crockett.house.gov Chris brown? Really?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@ksworldd.bsky.social if you’re ever in New York, I’d love to photograph you sometime. Check out my work and let me know if you might be interested. Thank you.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social hey asshole. You can’t reason with the unreasonable. There’s absolutely no fucking point in dealing with this administration, unless it’s to put handcuffs on the bastards.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It shouldn’t be this hard.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social , we’re looking at you.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh my God, Exxon Mobil is not acting responsibly!! no one could’ve before seen such a thing!
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trying out a new bit : horny jesus.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Paul Blart Doll Shart
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So trump is trying to bribe Americans into voting for republicans by offering $5k to every American if they win. Thats $1.35 trillion dollars. Where is that money going to come from? From tax payers pockets? More National debt? Fucking loser.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everybody is always surprised when the religious guy acts religious.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sounds like something who was involved would say.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Little girl pulls out a harp and makes the pianist cry...😳
YouTube video by Raphaël Froissart - Clarinet
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not the Johnny Depp one in the desert sexually harassing a Cougar.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine going vegan for health reasons while also simultaneously choosing to be an insufferable douche about it.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s a damn shame that you can’t just say “nice jugs” anymore.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Luck dragon lookin’ motherfucker
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the life of me I will never understand why so many white people think it’s a good idea to start a fight with me.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Heads up Inde Navarette is officially a front runner in the best actress Oscar race. #oscars2027 #movies #cinema
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
After seeing dog stars, one thing almost for certain: Margaret Qualley probably got a boob job.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck the clippers and fuck kawhi.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google can go fuck itself
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
j jonah jaimeson
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just so you know, the functional unemployment rate in Trump’s America is 24.9% That means a quarter of Americans are working at or below poverty levels, working not enough hours to survive in jobs that are beneath them. Let that sink in.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@mattbaume.bsky.social honors Dolly Parton by talking about the time she quietly produced an Oscar winning documentary about the AIDS epidemic. Thanks for getting me emotional, MATT!
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Dolly's Quilt of Many Colors
YouTube video by Matt Baume
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Doing a rewatch of Law and order SVU and boy is that first episode problematic there’s a white guy playing a Sikh with a goofy ass accent, a gay guy is referred to as a disco queen a trans person is referred to as a he/she and a bunch of people are referred to as illegals.
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Yikes
ALT: Yikes
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The worst thing about being as intelligent, as I am is not only being aware that the majority of people are not intelligent and hold the rest of us back in fact, hold all of humanity back, but that for all my intelligence, I’m still pretty fucking stupid in the grand cosmic scale.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good thing you made this post not respondable!
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favorite commercial that they show at the theater before the movie is the “hey, you got cancer? GO TO WORK, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!” one.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favorite Lucille Ball story is when she got to Hollywood and her mom was with her and she was just so overwhelmed that they stopped on the sidewalk and gave her mom a big hug and some cop comes along and says “take it somewhere else, lesbos” and thats classic donut eating pig alright.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where’s Upton Sinclair when you need him?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It always astounds me how stupid people on the internet that interact with me can be.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Viva Dolly.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Cheers Ill Drink To That Bro Meme
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