Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 16hPoor Lankinen. No one deserves this while their team is on the PP 000
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 16hIt's wild that it's the 2nd period and Edmonton's goalie is only credited with 1 save and 2 Goals Against 100
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19hMy conspiracy theory is that US Olympics team shared some of the good drugs and Tkachuk, helle and Larkin are bailing to places they can get access to them again 111
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was wrong to support pumpernickel in the breakup, I should have texted spinach dip, at least once. 000
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Played 2 hours of hockey last night, another hour today, after tearing my groin terribly a few weeks ago. I've been rehabbing hard and this is testing it. Games coming up this Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, twice Thursday and Friday. Just constantly in some form of heating, icing, or stretching my hips 010
Reposted by RobClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out! youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...youtu.bePSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satireYouTube video by Forward Canada 1110235
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I did it. Didn't wreck my groin, let in a couple goals to big cheers from the crowd. As close to a perfect night as I'll ever have 030
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19/09/20264 weeks ago I tore my groin terribly playing hockey, I could barely walk. Hockey, the love of my life, was in doubt I've been stretching and working so hard to get back Today I took the ice to see how my legs can move for the first time Tomorrow I'm taking 3 penalty shots in front of 4000 people 350
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can't stop thinking about the flight to Philly with the stinky socks 010
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Took my son on a kayak ride this weekend. It looked calm but when we crossed out of the bay the wind was wild 030
Reposted by RobMark Robertson @markrobbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kestrel floating, fluttering, & soaring on some hell-hot thermals #birds 2615
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'll never forget the first time I heard Sam Roberts Band's album Born in a Flame, smoking weed in a total strangers apartment in 2004. I can't imagine a better way to fall in love with music 020
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Apparently Mitchell and Webb are putting out videos breaking down their sketches? I don't know how I'm just finding out about this youtu.be/KaAsM5mhzgA?...youtu.bePretend Room #1: You're Very Bad Amish! | Mitchell and WebbYouTube video by Mitchell and Webb 010
Reposted by RobSimon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/08/2026Pathetic. blog.google/products-and... 33111
Reposted by RobSarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You can't buy happiness. But you can buy a good lamp, and that gets you 60% of the way there. 1121
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This video about how to modify a log splitter into an aluminum can baler is everything you need to know about me. This dude fuckin rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKE...youtube.comCan Baler Tutorial part 1YouTube video by rlbob1 110
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You want to rename a lake? Good luck, I still give directions based on a school that was torn down 30 years ago 160
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I fix every improper 'underhang' toilet paper I come across. Overhang forever 060
Reposted by RobClassic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think after the 5th 10 minute nap of the day, I can't refer to them as "power naps" any more. 231
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So I think I tore something in my hip playing hockey. I went down for a save and may have stretched too far, felt something pop and it hurt like hell. Played out the last half hour gently but this is looking worse and worse. This happened 5 days ago and it just keeps growing 220
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sucks, but I've been there before. Submitted plans to city, tell them "look at how tall this is going to be, see the dimensions, is this ok?", get approved, then fail an inspection I've had an inspector tell me "I'll tell the plans examiner so he knows for next time not to approve it like this" 200
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My pre-game routine for hockey: -Nap, iced coffee, 20 minutes of stretching at home -Drive to the rink blasting Carly Rae: On Wires -vodka/soda. 2 if time permits -play like shit -drive home blasting more CRJ 130
Reposted by RobBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026[bravely] I think sunscreen's cool. I'm glad they came up with that 2847
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Anyone else ever read text messages from airplanes then find the airplane based on location and connecting flights and follow them for an hour? And wonder if they made their boston connection? good Sunday night, that's what that is www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...flightaware.com 010
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"we more or less just shove all your guts back in and it sorts itself out" "with a bit of YouTube, you could probably remove someone's spleen, but if it goes bad you're gonna wish I was there to help. I'll text you some videos" "you're like a human garbage can" -my buddy, chief of surgery 030
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tried to put on my seatbelt too fast, it locked on me and slammed the buckle into my balls 020
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Picked up a new glove and blocker. Time to rewatch Off-Campus while I open and close the glove 2000 times to break it in 230
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Went to the World Juniors Summer Showcase in Windsor to watch USA smoke Canada 7-2. Rough game, but it's just an exhibition. Hockey Canada keeps sinking lower and lower. As hockey gets more popular in the states, they'll never be able to compete by stacking teams with only our richest nepo babies 020
Reposted by RobJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I still remember how great water out of a squirt gun tasted. That hint of polyethylene. 712724
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Building K'nex with my 7 year old, I put on a live Jeff Rosenstock/Chris Farren concert, him singing along to most of the songs gives me so much joy 150
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I didn't care much for the final world cup game, but I'm glad Jeremiah is doing well after Belly chose Conrad 110
Reposted by RobCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137712879
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Played a pickup game as goalie tonight, let in a soft one on the first shot. The other goalie who I barely know, but I'm aware is a prick yelled out "YOU GOOD GOALIE? YOU OK??" Guess he's not in the goalie union. We're on the same side, bro, it's the shooters and D who suck 140
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Finished watching Summer I Turned Pretty because apparently cheesy romance is my thing now and I loved it. Now I'm watching To All The Boys I've Loved Before because Jenny Han, and this is the same plot as Off-Campus. I mean, the plot is probably pre-shakespeare, but still @babysip.bsky.social 130
Reposted by RobTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Theres so much stuff in the world i dont need to know about and yet i log in here every single day and learn it anyway. 217130
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026In the same way 8 Mile caused a generation of white kids want to rap battle in parking lots, I bet Breaking Bad caused a bunch of people to cook meth better. Tighten up their processes, sterilize, really pay attention to the humidity. 120
Reposted by RobTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12/01/2024A restaurant that just serves all the different kinds of bread and they have a collection of fine spreads and luxurious oils. Its called bread bar and you cant come in unless youre clinically depressed 514220
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Got called up to play net tonight. Didn't really want to, but that's backup goalie life So I'm gonna slam this iced coffee, listen to Beyoncé - XO three times in a row and go rock their world 140
Reposted by RobDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026carront. a way you could mispronounce carrot. what do you think. 7504
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I'm renovating a house and found a letter that must've fallen behind the baseboard from the last homeowners. Written by a child about how sad they are, it's DEVASTATING. I can't stop thinking about it Can't decide if I should just throw it out, share it with the new homeowner, or post it for clout 120
Reposted by RobAnnie Parker @annieparker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I think the Little Farm cat is settling in rather well. Still some time till she lets me close tho I think…(if she ever does). #littlefarm #farmlife #farmcat 3402
Reposted by RobSix 𓆩✧𓆪 @yumenosix.art · 21/06/2026youtu.be/XW27u2muFakyoutu.beJune 21stYouTube video by Jeff Rosenstock - Topic 252
Reposted by Robandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/06/2026You have met GARY ⚠️ You have used all your available GARY slots Please select a GARY to forget 812528
Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Watched A Walk to Remember for the first time tonight, didn't even cry. A heart of stone 010
