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Rob

@seamlessrob.bsky.social
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Northern Ontario boy, business owner, hockey lover

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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 2h
Running through my house pretending he's Alden Ehrenreich, kid gets wild
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 2h
In your honor I put on the music video for Don't Leave Me on the Dance Floor just before my 7 year olds bedtime, and that was a mistake because that video gets him HYPED
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22h
One of my all time favourites, so beautiful, almost ruined when the last 15 seconds it turns into Postal Service song
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What brand/model of fireplace? I've got a napolean cb30 that also eats batteries from a remote and a module and I hate it with a firey passion
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best is when you score a really cool one, you've gotta act like it was no big deal, like you do this all the time. But you can give your buddy a subtle smile. He knows
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't see it close and thought that was the retro Canucks. Either way his gear looked so mismatched I was thinking this guy definitely wasn't expecting to go in tonight
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor Lankinen. No one deserves this while their team is on the PP
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's wild that it's the 2nd period and Edmonton's goalie is only credited with 1 save and 2 Goals Against
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My conspiracy theory is that US Olympics team shared some of the good drugs and Tkachuk, helle and Larkin are bailing to places they can get access to them again
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm no jarry fan, but I'll give him credit for poking away a sure goal in a 2-on-0 in OT, underrated save
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did the oilers finally lose you?
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and they say love is dead
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What happened?
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was wrong to support pumpernickel in the breakup, I should have texted spinach dip, at least once.
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Taking further accountability for the stunt, she confessed, “I made a mistake. I own that mistake, and I am committed to learning from it.”" I seriously doubt she's committed to learning anything
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Played 2 hours of hockey last night, another hour today, after tearing my groin terribly a few weeks ago. I've been rehabbing hard and this is testing it. Games coming up this Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, twice Thursday and Friday. Just constantly in some form of heating, icing, or stretching my hips
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm from Sault Ste Marie, I'd never heard of Ken Danby Way, so I looked it up. It's a road in front of the art gallery, but honestly it's just a parking lot. There is a Danby Road that's a nice little residential street, though
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out! youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...
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PSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did it. Didn't wreck my groin, let in a couple goals to big cheers from the crowd. As close to a perfect night as I'll ever have
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It hurt, but I'm an idiot for playing the rest of the game knowing I was injured The real pain has been in the recovery. I found an awesome physio who called me out on being an inflexible wimp, pushed me through the mental barriers Against her advice I'm gonna do this, then submit fully to healing
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wish me luck. Doesn't matter, so scared, just gonna go for it
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4 weeks ago I tore my groin terribly playing hockey, I could barely walk. Hockey, the love of my life, was in doubt I've been stretching and working so hard to get back Today I took the ice to see how my legs can move for the first time Tomorrow I'm taking 3 penalty shots in front of 4000 people
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn
SF Opera General Director Matthew Shilvock's salary has only grown. Public tax filings show Shilvock's salary increased from $424,000 in 2022 to $729,000 in 2025
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I watched Verbeek when he played for the Soo Greyhounds, awesome skater, always liked his game
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about the flight to Philly with the stinky socks
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took my son on a kayak ride this weekend. It looked calm but when we crossed out of the bay the wind was wild
A man and boy in a kayak
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That sucks, but kids are so resilient. Someone in my 7 year old son's class died suddenly last year, his school suggested kidsgrief.ca/ and it was a decent resource that I skimmed Depending on their age, just having an honest conversation and being and being there for a snuggle is a good start
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Mark Robertson @markrobbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kestrel floating, fluttering, & soaring on some hell-hot thermals #birds
Beautiful checkered kestrel, wings and tail stretched out just above the hazy coastal foothillsA tick later, wings pulled down a bit
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'll never forget the first time I heard Sam Roberts Band's album Born in a Flame, smoking weed in a total strangers apartment in 2004. I can't imagine a better way to fall in love with music
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently Mitchell and Webb are putting out videos breaking down their sketches? I don't know how I'm just finding out about this youtu.be/KaAsM5mhzgA?...
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Pretend Room #1: You're Very Bad Amish! | Mitchell and Webb
YouTube video by Mitchell and Webb
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Grab a hoodie, get outside
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/08/2026
Pathetic. blog.google/products-and...
A graphic showing how lake ontario is labelled. In US: Lake America. In Canada: Lake Ontario. In the rest of the world: Lake Ontario (Lake America)
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Sarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You can't buy happiness. But you can buy a good lamp, and that gets you 60% of the way there.
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's why I dropped my lawsuit against Dow chemical for the benzene leak, the grievance was causing me too much cancer
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a old dude like this who I call up when I have a crazy thought that needs welding. We spend hours talking and sketching stuff like this and it's honestly my favourite thing
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This video about how to modify a log splitter into an aluminum can baler is everything you need to know about me. This dude fuckin rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKE...
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Can Baler Tutorial part 1
YouTube video by rlbob1
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You want to rename a lake? Good luck, I still give directions based on a school that was torn down 30 years ago
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm in a tv/movie funk. Rewatched Off Campus, half of summer I turned pretty, then just kinda stalled out. I need something cheesy enough I don't actually have to pay attention to the screen, a background show
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'd never felt so seen as when Conrad also admitted certain fruits made his mouth itch
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't think I got so much as the sniffles for 12 months, with a toddler & infant at home, so that cleaning wasn't all bad
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I fix every improper 'underhang' toilet paper I come across. Overhang forever
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think after the 5th 10 minute nap of the day, I can't refer to them as "power naps" any more.
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If the cops would just show her some personally identifiable sealed information, you'd totally see she was right all along. Hasn't she earned that trust from the court?
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I went to a skate this week just to see the boys, then went to the upstairs bar and watched them play for a bit. The bartender, who knows I'm out injured looked at me and asked "are you angry drinking?" "no", I told her, pressing my hand against the glass, "just wistful"
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm so fuckin upset, if you can't tell from all my posts I love hockey, and this is going to sideline me for months, maybe need surgery.. Also in a month I'm supposed to go in front of 4000 people to make a few saves and I doubt I'll be healed in time
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So I think I tore something in my hip playing hockey. I went down for a save and may have stretched too far, felt something pop and it hurt like hell. Played out the last half hour gently but this is looking worse and worse. This happened 5 days ago and it just keeps growing
A large purple bruise on my thigh
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'd love to hear about your best spreadsheet
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sucks, but I've been there before. Submitted plans to city, tell them "look at how tall this is going to be, see the dimensions, is this ok?", get approved, then fail an inspection I've had an inspector tell me "I'll tell the plans examiner so he knows for next time not to approve it like this"
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Rob @seamlessrob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My pre-game routine for hockey: -Nap, iced coffee, 20 minutes of stretching at home -Drive to the rink blasting Carly Rae: On Wires -vodka/soda. 2 if time permits -play like shit -drive home blasting more CRJ
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