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Seafood Flan

@seafoodflan.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 He/Him SaaS frontliner Wife guy (non-derogatory)

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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ending work calls lately with "cheers" but I thicken the accent and it comes out sounding like "jizz"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it
you wouldn’t correct a joke
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Neighbours kid called one of the hijab clad girls "butter chicken." Was very heartened to hear the rest of her friends say "that's not even the right part of the world you dumbass"
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
SHAAAAAAMEFINGER WHEN SHES POINTING AT YOU YOU KNOW THAT YOU DO SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NOT DO YES IT IS TRUE SHES POINTING AT YOU SHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFINGERRRR
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Always satisfying to bring a problem to your Better At Computers person and have them go "huh what the fuck'
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hell yeah lil man
A grey squirrel eating a cookie that is of equivalent size
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mother in law called it "The 6ix" and now I have to explain that no one but Drake calls it that and we hate Drake now BC he's a pedo.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's 2026. Activate your Windows or use Linux like a real nerd.
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 05/04/2026
tech company: our user growth has stalled everyone else: have you tried making your product better? company: we might have to lay off people everyone: or even just stop making it worse tech company: it's truly a mystery what went wrong
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Through the "bluesky is dying" discourse it's important to remember a poster's natural enemy (aside from themselves) is Admin. They try to make money off our posts, and it's our job to get the Secret Service to show up at their house.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Looks like we're on a gazebo or something, trees but also structure in background. Cut to an out of focus William Riker! He's shavenly standing and speaking mid-ponder. Closed caption reads, "What about plain old basic sex?"
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Morning meeting : "We want to recognize Flan for all his hard work this quarter" Afternoon comp meeting. "Best we can do is 3%"
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sure the world is on fire and all, but the memes are good.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sharing some "Canadian culture" with my coworkers and it's just the Angine de Poitrine KEXP session
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
bruh
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sorry babe, I can't turn it off. It's my emotional support King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
First time I've ever gotten a root cause analysis that included the phrase "repeated drone strikes on data center"
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Friday Bonus Cartoon!
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Xi Jinping didn't take hockey away from us those atrocious refs did
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
CEOs cracking jokes about ice, mgmts "oh god we're sorry folks that was inappropriate" get deleted. Woke 2 not quite landing in SF yet
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hell yeah dark woke 2.0.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We love when "trying this BC I have no other ideas" turns into "that fixed it but I don't know why" #tech #software
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Spotting The agitator in the hoser subteddit by seeing who still makes Newfie jokes
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
More like Board of little Bitches amirite folks
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yankee coworkers doing a 2 hr walkout so I guess I am too
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 11/01/2026
Toronto Sun responds to journalist celebrating ICE murder by promoting him to CEO
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Toronto Sun responds to journalist celebrating ICE murder by promoting him to CEO
TORONTO - After Toronto Sun journalist Bryan Passifiume wrote a controversial post on X celebrating the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE, the Sun’s Editor-in-Chief responded to the backlash by promo...
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Reaching peak millennial by dry swallowing my anxiety meds in the parking lot.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Outlook for the new year ...
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Boss asked us what out fav childhood toy was and all 6 of us said our computer lol
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rip Rob Reiner. You made me think my dad had a secret life as a movie star when I was little.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Sexotech but it's "he's out there suckin dicks"
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Getting pulled into an escalation and offering my very technical opinion. "oh shit, that's fucked. It shouldn't do that."
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Violent offenders; Murderers, rapists, etc are human beings and still deserve human rights.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Kid came to the door as the reaper. Handed him his candy and Said "see ya in 30 years!"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/10/2025
Trump ends trade talks with Canada, resumes trade talks with Canada, ends trade talks with Canada, demands to know which European country is Canada
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Trump ends trade talks with Canada, resumes trade talks with Canada, ends trade talks with Canada, demands to know which European country is Canada
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President Donald Trump has publicly announced that he will cease all discussions with Canada over any new trade agreements, before immediately following that up stating that disc...
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Someone off panel asks the Neil Gaiman Sandman, “Are you saying you don’t CARE?” 
The Sandman replies, “That is what I am saying. Yes.”
Pretty spot on, apparently.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 20/10/2025
French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
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French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
PARIS - Following a brazen daylight heist of the French crown jewels from the Louvre, French authorities have declared no charges will be laid, citing the country’s “Trop Cool Pour Être Un Crime” (“To...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/10/2025
“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
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“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
OTTAWA - Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has launched a petition to "end DEI programs and restore merit", just months after losing his own heavily-favoured seat before running in an even more hea...
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today I got to explain to someone who makes more money than me that Oct 6 was more than 24h ago.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
in the style of the "teenage mutant ninja turtles" logo, the text "lowtax widow's dire warning"
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Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Having worked for several tech companies of varying size, one constant has been the CEO being an unhinged weirdo surrounded by yesmen.
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cole1312💖💜💙 @cole1114.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
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