Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The brand that makes you say "what's that? A burger?" 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ending work calls lately with "cheers" but I thicken the accent and it comes out sounding like "jizz" 000
Reposted by Seafood Flanrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it 141362127
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ken I love ya but your face does not scream "sex thriller" 000
Reposted by Seafood Flancaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149193712
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Neighbours kid called one of the hijab clad girls "butter chicken." Was very heartened to hear the rest of her friends say "that's not even the right part of the world you dumbass" 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026SHAAAAAAMEFINGER WHEN SHES POINTING AT YOU YOU KNOW THAT YOU DO SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NOT DO YES IT IS TRUE SHES POINTING AT YOU SHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFINGERRRR 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Dress for the job you want: the villain in an 80s teen sex comedy 020
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My name is Lyndon b Johnson and I'm here to say, I had my predecessor killed in a major way 020
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I was telling some folks just this weekend. The gay/horney part of Twitter went to Tumblr and the rest of us came here to argue about which kind of communism is best. 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Always satisfying to bring a problem to your Better At Computers person and have them go "huh what the fuck' 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Mother in law called it "The 6ix" and now I have to explain that no one but Drake calls it that and we hate Drake now BC he's a pedo. 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026We count em every year to make sure you yankees haven't stolen any 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026One of my very fav bits is pretending I can't hear ppl when it's sunny and I'm not wearing my shades. 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026And now I wake up at 7am on the weekends for no goddamn reason 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It's 2026. Activate your Windows or use Linux like a real nerd. 010
Reposted by Seafood Flangabby @fullmoon.id · 05/04/2026tech company: our user growth has stalled everyone else: have you tried making your product better? company: we might have to lay off people everyone: or even just stop making it worse tech company: it's truly a mystery what went wrong 49212
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Through the "bluesky is dying" discourse it's important to remember a poster's natural enemy (aside from themselves) is Admin. They try to make money off our posts, and it's our job to get the Secret Service to show up at their house. 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026These bozos don't know you can just log off! It's free! 010
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"bluesky is dead!" Big whoop, I've been dead for years and I'm still posting' baby 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Morning meeting : "We want to recognize Flan for all his hard work this quarter" Afternoon comp meeting. "Best we can do is 3%" 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sure the world is on fire and all, but the memes are good. 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Sharing some "Canadian culture" with my coworkers and it's just the Angine de Poitrine KEXP session 020
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Some people are right brained, some people are left brained. Jerry is post-brain 020
Reposted by Seafood Flansamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 13/03/2026bruhms.nowDark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidateProgressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.” 864826
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Sorry babe, I can't turn it off. It's my emotional support King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 000
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026First time I've ever gotten a root cause analysis that included the phrase "repeated drone strikes on data center" 000
Reposted by Seafood FlanTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Friday Bonus Cartoon! 69774293
Seafood Flan @seafoodflan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Xi Jinping didn't take hockey away from us those atrocious refs did 000
Reposted by Seafood FlanTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a 182550344
