David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The star at the centre of our solar system consumes the hydrogen in its core, producing heat and light... Is life on earth sustained by sun poo? 010 0
David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm the childhood wardrobe that rebelled against being summitted!" 010 0
Reposted by David Kellypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Happy Mario day! 5284691756 0
Reposted by David KellyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius 81101132208 0
David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Peaches Rilo Kiley PJ Harvey Regina Spektor Martha Wainwright 010 0
Reposted by David KellyRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/10/2025Emperor Palpatine xkcd.com/3157/ 322503327 0
Reposted by David KellyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 02/09/2025This is how you became a Jedi until the prequels retconned it. 1524223 0
David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 30/06/2025@profanity.accountant I think I've been quite a good boy up until now though, so I better put something out there- Bum tits willy! 100 0
Reposted by David KellyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Logging “Yurt Glampers” as a solid Star Wars name. 928326 0
Reposted by David KellyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy 638855831 0
David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Someone really needs to let Slot know that matches start in the 1st minute, not the 46th. 020 0
Reposted by David KellySusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Etymology of the day is ‘jargon’, from the Old French ‘jargoun’, meaning the ‘chattering of birds’. 482959388 0
Reposted by David KellySean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" 20469133 0
Reposted by David KellySusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed. (Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists). 878271943715 0
Reposted by David KellyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 19/11/2024When Jango Fett #4 by @ethansacks.bsky.social was in script stage, I gave back a very specific note that artist Luke Ross rendered perfectly. 21845168 0
Reposted by David KellyRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/11/2024The Future of Orion xkcd.com/3012 288317643648 0
Reposted by David Kellycaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2024domo arigato 373155589 0
David Kelly @scubadaver.bsky.social · 14/07/2023The highlight of my week has been buying a new little bedside clock. Smaller, though brighter than my old guy, but it also tells me the temperature of my room! I have to say, as nice as it is to know when I am, if I'm not at work, the temperature is far more important to me than the time. 020 0
![Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiddygrn45rhv3aktvxlsoc5e62uxrb2fxeojgauoe5i4j52l4rn7q)
