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Pastry Chef, Sailor (Ret). Top-rated Uncle and Brother-in-Law. Sharp edge appreciator. #SlavaUkraini #NAFO

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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Chris Hansen, host of To Catch A Predator
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-... By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
A parent runs toward the school after the shooting Wednesday at Annunciation Church in south Minneapolis. (Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My feeling is it's maybe an overcorrection on the re-rebrand
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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a brown and white beagle dog is sitting on a treadmill .
ALT: a brown and white beagle dog is sitting on a treadmill .
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
J.D. just wishin' a motherfucker don't say THANK YOU again
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
N: Stavanger, Norway E: Misawa, Japan S: Perth, Australia W: Honolulu, USA
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why does Trump's new head of labor statistics have a big ass custom made wall piece of the Nazi Battleship Bismarck
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened." – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"stick to menswear"
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Wordle 1,505 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Echo & The Bunnymen @bunnymen.com · 24/07/2025
Bunnysters, this is a fake link. We are not playing in wonderful San Diego later in the year. DO NOT BUY TICKETS
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Objectively hilarious
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The Kiss Cam at the Coldplay concert found me too
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a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is eating food with a fork .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is eating food with a fork .
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Image of RFK Jr. with his mouth open and a cartoon speech bubble below him
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Sometimes I look at posts and think, man, BlueSky is starting to look a little Twitterish, but then I log into my Twitter burner and no, it is most definitely not. Reading replies to anything over there is just depressing as fuck. Lowest common denominator and Nazis and whatnot.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Pro tip: you can basically learn to make perfect, ganache-filled macarons in 2 minutes by asking chatGPT to summarize the recipe for you.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
ICE now has a bigger budget that the Russian military. And they’re in the middle of an invasion of another country.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/07/2025
Never eat food that is either processed or non-processed
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Finally, someone singing about White Riots in a positive manner, it's like they knew January 6th was coming all along! Love Those Guys!"
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Not too shabby Wordle 1,464 2/6 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/06/2025
The at home assassination of a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Canada is so damned beautiful. Average day, Kananaskis, AB.
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
Corey Wiley on Twitter writes: "You don’t get it. 
Foundational immigration law is morally just and has been established over millennia. Disrespecting these rules and ideals is very offensive to folks who highly value civilized society"
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Secret location in the Indian Ocean, when news arrives that an American President is unilaterally clamping down on American citizens with active-duty American troops Mission Accomplished!
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
One thing that's extremely fucked up is that you have to look at the velcro patches to figure out who's U.S. military and who's an alleged peace officer. Because their gear is otherwise (in camouflage pattern, weaponry, and equipment) pretty much the same. It is NOT supposed to be this way.
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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Approximately two months ago somebody attempted to burn the governor of Pennsylvania and his family alive in their residence.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Thinking about the last time the USMC was sent to Los Angeles, but for actual riots www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there. What an unbelievable asshole.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2025
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
DEFINITELY a movie I need to see www.cp24.com/news/enterta...
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‘John Candy: I Like Me’ to open 50th edition of Toronto International Film Festival
A documentary about late Canadian comic John Candy will open the 50th edition of the Toronto International Film Festival.
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Paulrus of West Bumblefrick @paulrusof.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
Post to the subreddit r/AskHistorians:

What was navigation like for vehicle drivers in the United States before the internet and
GPS?

Before GPS devices and smartphones/cellular internet networks were a thing (Garmin company was founded 1989), millions of Americans were already getting around driving without the use of those inventions. How did they navigate? Did everyone need stacks of maps? Were drivers frequently lost? Did everyone have to understand the interstate system and use intuition to guide them? How burdensome was driving before GPS? Did drivers pay people to calculate an optimal route for them?
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Post you in a different era.
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THEO @pottersville.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
what it was like being Elon Musk yesterday h/t @thetnholler.bsky.social
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Krasnov is getting uppity.
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