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@scottbowser.bsky.social
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Pastry Chef, Sailor (Ret). Top-rated Uncle and Brother-in-Law. Sharp edge appreciator. #SlavaUkraini #NAFO

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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
holy frijole they need to be warriors in the fight against diabeetus, not immigrants
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It's a pepper ball gun, still entirely fucked up though. These guys either have the loosest ROE ever or this clown is fucking up. Not that he'll be reprimanded for it or anything. More likely to get a letter of commendation from the ghouls in charge.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
One of the most upward failing examples out there
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
No wonder the Heritage Foundation guy he nominated to lead BLS just dropped out. Couldn't or wouldn't cook those books fast and hard enough for Dear Leader.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I can't believe these Sailors survived 2 weeks of hell on earth
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
a bombed-out husk, war is horrible
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The only other thing it compares to is getting scolded by the crazy grandma down the street.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
United in Impotence. Trying to think of any time in the past 5 decades where a United Nations resolution on its own had an actual impact, instead of being not much more than a permission slip for a country/coalition to either attack or to look away with less guilt.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I can't bring myself to like it, the 666 likes is too perfect
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
and it was delicious, I miss it
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I've seen the photographic evidence
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Chris Hansen, host of To Catch A Predator
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Take it in, but wear a nice outfit just in case. You don't want us heathens making fun of your sartorial choices when we find your pile of clothes.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
in this case, their not sending there bist.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
AM radio Jazz
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"the outrage needs to be maintained in stories like this so that they can have their full effect on the population of this country" Dude just gave away the entire Fox game, although, to be fair, it's never been a secret
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a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd and saying to be fair
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd and saying to be fair
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
all that money and they couldn't find a fork with straight tines for the picture
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
With all due respect and apologies to Bill Murray
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
it's Temu Melania, and Melania is Dollar Store Jackie, so...
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
zut alors!
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Most home cooks would be absolutely floored by the amount of Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt that goes into their delightful restaurant meals (shameless plug, it's the best). Fat carries flavor, never skimped on.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
You'd think the guy who's admin keeps putting out Heil the Worker posters, and has his 40-foot face flapping on the Labor Department building, would be out there on Labor Day with an address to the proletariat
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Actually never mind, in their future Christian Utopia Republic, there is no actual voting.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Do they really think taking away the pill is the path to getting women to vote for conservatives?
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Not for nothing but get some people with steam wands on that sidewalk gum situation
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Every Continental Army-Air Force General would agree
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
How dare you sir. This is a strategy session
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You could always start slow with Quebec City and/or Montreal
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
yes we have.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If true, that's the dumbest/most boneheaded/asinine move I've heard out of the DoD (DoW, dog) in days, maybe even weeks.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Very nice. Reminiscent of old times.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-... By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
A parent runs toward the school after the shooting Wednesday at Annunciation Church in south Minneapolis. (Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I might say a carbine suited for closer-in things and something long and more suited for distance, but the total there is still 4. Max. A person has one set of eyes and hands to shoot with, after all.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They're similar in another way, in that you can only pull off one outfit at a time. The rest are in the closet.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Scheiße Mitochondrien Macht Arbeit Frei"
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's an affectation. That's why it sounds so goofy, because they can't drop the eh.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
it's both
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My feeling is it's maybe an overcorrection on the re-rebrand
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
She's correct. A sad thing is, on that other site, I'd be called out as a self-hating 56-year old white man just for saying that. She's calling it out, and it isn't even controversial, just straight facts. It's a shitty time we're living in, where the dirty truth about some people is fully ignored.
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Cracker Barrel is, and has been since it branched out, "Country Culture" catering to tourists to the country. I went to one in the 80's, on one of my many cross-country drives. Country fried steak was decent. The atmosphere inside? Fuckin' Disneyland version of "Down Home".
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Bowser @scottbowser.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Training to be an "honorary" ICE agent. WTAF is this waste of training time and money for an "honorary" Federal Law Enforcement Officer? Will he have honorary powers of arrest too?
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