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scooty mcscoots

@scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social
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pacific northwesterner by birth -> midwesterner by marriage & proud Minnesotan. former corporate drone turned full-time girl dad. seattle sports fan. aspiring creative and DIYer. self-taught guitar player. former christian; unapologetic liberal

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh look, sharia law
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Office Space Bobs
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in response to concerns about gas prices stemming from a strategic blunder war of choice he personally ordered, trump fantasizes about americans being incinerated by a fake/non-existant iranian nuclear bomb
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why’s that, did he fly there 24 hrs prior to the game and it went poorly for him?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kinda funny since that’s what this regime is doing - causing chaos and trying to sell fascism as the answer
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ESPN spent all of the last 3 months screaming about how the Rams are going undefeated because this is the most dominant team they'd ever seen and currently the Rams margin of defeat after 1 game in 2026 is 2X greater than the Seahawks margin of defeat added across every game they played in 2025
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lmao never seen so much copium in one place at one time
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
even if this were true (it’s likely not, bc his mouth is moving), i can’t buy gas and groceries and childcare with my 401k you stupid orange pustule
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Window Fuckit
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
republicans: I AM A MASCULINE ALPHA MALE THAT EATS TESTOSTERONE EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST *swings baseball bat worse than a child at their first attempt at t-ball*
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I haven’t heard anything about the President dropping nukes on Iran. haven’t read anything about it. You’re asking me to comment on something I’m not familiar with, and I’m just not gonna do that”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Tom Hardy in Mad Max: That's Bait
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
guess israel is at the “live long enough to see yourself become the villain” part of its narrative arc
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
and the medias primary fixation right now is a jeremiah wright-esque witch hunt on whether Dems will sufficiently disavow the DSA and a leftist podcaster but actual fascists and klansmen and nazis in the white house and throughout the GOP writ large is totally fine/to be expected and acceptable
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ceaser Ceaserflickerman Laughing at Interview
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
and yet this white house refers to sen. ossoff as peewee herman think i found the real peewee cosplayer
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey Google, is the Earth flat now? Was the moon landing faked? When you acquiesce to an autocrat, by definition, you also rewrite history and science. Sickening.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Consider that not a single one of these billionaire freaks and their executives loudly collaborating, are at all worried about what Democrats will do if they get back in power. Not a single dem leader is calling for them to be meaningfully punished or even inconvenienced for going whole fash.
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John Fraley @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
mr president if there is no room at ur side next to ur wife then plz allow me to sleep in melania’s purse next to her lipsticks and altoids i just need to be near you plz sir
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta go through the motions to feign bipartisanship or whatever for the idiot voters but this administration has 30-35% approval. Your job if you have a majority is to stop them, that’s it. No one is asking you to do anything else.
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the only correct position to take in this meeting, which we all know jeffries did not/could not/would never take bc he’s bad at his job
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The Godfather: My Offer Is Nothing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/08/2026
the post-covid revolt of the bosses is the biggest factor in the absolute collapse of public support for tech we had a brief window of genuine worker power and they hated it and their primary goal with AI has been to break the workforce so they never have to deal with it again
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
despite their efficacy on the modern battlefield, drones are a notoriously low T weapon system
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
exhibit number 8,347 that establishment dems are more afraid of being painted as supporting something outside of their neat little milquetoast mainstream bubble than actually having any founding principles other than “plz don’t call me a lefty i am definitely not a lefty”
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
context matters
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🎶 the daaaay…..that MAGA (almost) died….and they’re singin bye bye white nationalist guys, flew QatarForceOne to Turkey but anti-missile systems were dry. and good Proud Boys drinkin busch light all night singin ‘this’ll be the day libtards die, this’ll be the day libtards dieeeeeeeee’” 🎶
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
from the moment kyler was signed, the entire NFL media complex went into overdrive acting as if there was INTRIGUE in MN, a REAL QB COMPETITION like bro shut the fuck up. do you have eyes? did you watch a single snap of vikings football last year. this wasn’t a QB competition, it was a coronation
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
man it’s a good thing all the credulous fucks in sports media spent months acting like there was a big mystery whether this would be the outcome
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
these premiered on a sunday, and my mom always made us go to church. that morning, my mom didn’t come wake me to get ready for church. went to check on her and she was feeling sick, still in bed. “we can’t go to church today.” okay mom never been happier as a kid or raced faster to the tv
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Die
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When The Odyssey ends up making a billion dollars, the right-wing cope is gonna be "sure Nolan made lots of money, but at the cost of his soul, and that is the type of currency you can't put a price on" or some stupid bullshit like that.Only 1 Billion for selling your soul and betray the West?
An embarrassing result for Nolan.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Senate Democrats still think that Senate Republicans who voted to install Trump’s corruption crony as the head of our Department of Justice are still their good friends and colleagues.
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
weird how no one wants to talk about these milk and eggs thing since neither exist and also milk and eggs don’t make the big truck suv or minivan motor go brrrr
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They are executing people in the streets over immigration if you can not find room in your platform or stump speeches to talk about that and immigration stop running for office and go fuck yourself
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson
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scooty mcscoots @scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
or perhaps the entire republican party should be asked incessantly about its open support for fascism and full throated embrace of nazis and white nationalists
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
dems being reagan is what got us to a place where we get to choose between reagan or stephen miller death squads
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