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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social, I hope you have fun ass day today friendo 🧦🙏
Fun aunt Joe Kelly is here for a good time (sporting a 'Vibes are UP!' tee, party 'stache and do, and a 🤘 for good measure)
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*triumphant trumpets*
Sir Carl the Corg knows how to make an entrance
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have checked the rules book and there is no rule that says u can not have two potato dishes at one meal
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's only TUESDAY????
Sir Carl the Corg does not subscribe to "Rise and Grind"
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HA!
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
3-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie”
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OH LAWD HE COMIN
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Addie says hi
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUGBOAT
a handsome birthday Tuggers awaits his burger dinner like the bestest boy he is
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Orel talking about "bad things you do below the waist"
"That's what she said" - Orel probably
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
SURPRISE SUMMER SAUSAGE
Sir Carlton the Corg is SUPER EXCITE
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
POV you've brought in potato based breakfast items
Sir Carlton making sure I'm aware he ALSO enjoys potato based breakfast items
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
SURPRISE SANDWICH INSPECTION
Carlton looking more like a Pointer than a Corgi as he zeroes in on my sammich
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HENLO
Carlton isn't gay, he's *ecstatic*
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can’t stop laughing about this
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
rappers can finally write rhymes about the Knicks being champions
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeee! Congratulations to the Knicks and their fans!!
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just some old friends catching up 🤣 Shohei Ohtani and Munetaka Murakami provided some entertainment during the Dodgers-White Sox game (via NHK)
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Imagine giving Katie Stewart extra pitches
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Dodgeball: It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton
ALT: Dodgeball: It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
yeah I don't think the copier's getting fixed today
Sir Carl and his bowtie are plopped next to an office copy machine with a look that says "Any ideas? I can't even reach the settings screen."
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
2nd and 3rd, 1 out and able to get out of the inning with no damage 👏🤘 TEXAS! FIGHT!
Bobby says oh hell yeah, ladies
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
WCWS starts today and if you haven't been watching you don't even know the fun you've been missing 💪🔥🤘
Opening Round of the Women's College World Series beginning Thursday, May 28th:

Game 1 - Mississippi State vs Texas Tech (11)
Game 2 - Tennessee (7) vs Texas (2)
Game 3 - Arkansas (5) vs Nebraska (4)
Game 4 - Alabama (1) vs UCLA (8)
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seriously, though, 6-7 of these 8 teams are so good and experienced that it would make all the sense in the world if they won the title. This is going to be a hell of a WCWS.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
* Bama sure has looked like No. 1 * UCLA plays a different sport * Texas always survives * Jordy Frahm's final act * Okay, maybe try to win games normally now, Tech * More likely maiden title: Vols or Hogs? * The #Clanga of destiny? WOMEN'S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES PREVIEW: www.espn.com/college-spor...
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2026 WCWS preview: Strengths and weaknesses for every team
Bill Connelly picks strengths and weaknesses for every team ahead of the 2026 WCWS.
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Michael D. Green, PhD @michaeldgreen.phd · 28/05/2026
President of MIT not mincing words today in @statnews.com www.statnews.com/2026/05/27/s...
So let me say it as clearly as I can: Without basic scientific research, supported by the kind of farsighted public investment that allows large-scale, undirected, curiosity-driven inquiry, the scientific pipeline will run dry.
In daily life, people may not feel the effects right away, or even in 10 years. But we will feel it. And when someone we love needs therapies that could have emerged but didn't or when other countries now
investing in science can launch new science-based industries or run their societies on vast resources of fusion energy or reap the benefits of quantum computing power or advanced medical breakthroughs, America will wish it sustained its leadership in scientific research here and now.
Sally Kornbluth is the president of MIT.
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
involved in a brutal hit and run this morning (send snacks)
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Welcome back, Kiké!
Enriq-YAY!
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thumb Tucker!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/05/2026
The message shouldn't be "taxes are bad," it should be that you should get something for them, it's your money, it shouldn't be going to some rich dipshit's Dr. Claw-ass ballroom or into the pockets of J6 child molesters
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Carlton says happy Woof Wednesday
Sir Carl the Corg making everyone else look like shlubs in his fancy bowtie
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 16/05/2026
cowabunga
a digital drawing of Leonardo from tmnt that says pizza dude blue version
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dodger fans of an online nature reading this as Edwin Rios 😂🫣
iykyk teehee 🤭🤭
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
never forget
Dave Roberts hollerin' at an offscreen Robbie Ray circa 2019
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO
Sir Carl the Corg brings the sun (and to inquire about snacks)
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
just watched The Core for the first time and it's the best movie I've ever seen
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
VIC FONTAINE????
Vic Fontaine has successfully escaped Quark's holosuites
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
y’all wanna see a happy pup
bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, wearing a black fleece jacket and smiling bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, wearing a black fleece jacket and smiling
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🔥🔥🔥
Andy Pages wearing a Mr. Seeds shirt (poignant)
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ALEX FREELAND PLAYS FUN BASEBALL
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
omg he did something
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
it's 2026 @ Dodgers
"I like that we say 'Oh, man' to express our disappointment because men are, in fact, disappointing"
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ALEX FREELAND PLAYS NOTHING BUNT FUN BASEBALL
Flork yeah
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
There's my boy, there's my star (Hyeseong Kim)
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
DON'T HURT YAMA
not duckin around here
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Alex Freeland plays fun baseball
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Scott Novak @scootsmcgoots.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Uncle Charley on the Dodger radio broadcast tonight 🥹💙
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a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling .
Alt: oh hell yeah Charley 👏🥹
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