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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo

@scootercomputer.bsky.social
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America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.

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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 48m
I got added to one like "Favorite Riffers"??? I dunno if they thought I was funny or something??
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 1h
Socially awkward Dracula trying to get invited inside like "I can come in? Are you sure you don't mind? You know what, I am sorry, I don't want to be a burden, we can reschedule some other time"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 1h
Glad you got through it!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 1h
I make me laugh
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 2h
Furiously searching if you have to be a cat to move to Cumtown
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 2h
I thought that was one of those leftie podcasts
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 2h
Furiously searching if you have to be a cat to move to Busytown
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 3h
This guy has definitely popped up in my Bluesky replies before
Cropped still from Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter. Jean is saying "It's all being covered by the Liberl News. I'd recommend you take a look."
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah they really won the fight of getting more guns into our schools, they should all burn in hell, I mean be proud
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3h
Now he's perfect
The upper part of Michelangelo's David but I have crudely MS Paint drawn the My Hero Zero button eyes and smiley face over his face
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3h
BRB - I have some changes to make to the statue of David
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 4h
You are what people call 'a mark'
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 4h
Look, I just HAVE to listen to the billionaire musician, she is literally the only female singer so why do you hate women??? Clearly every other musician is a billionaire as well!! It is impossible to find other musicians to listen to instead!!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 5h
I love existing to make private equity more wealthy 🥰
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
Well good thing I paid my Scream Into A Hole fee, I get a lot of use out of that
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
But I paid my sarcasm subscription this month!!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
Computers should give you a major shock if you comment on local news websites
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
You're right, everything runs so much better when you bloat it with profit margins
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
Wow, and you don't even use the public service you think should be privatized either? Why I am double shocked
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 6h
Wow, a conservative whose solution to a problem is to privatize it? I'm just so shocked
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 8h
where else do you store it?
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 8h
Some might even say the soupe du jour
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 8h
Oh shit that is what I am making for lunch!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 9h
Will that Goofball *ever* learn, I chuckle as I flip through the newspaper pages
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 9h
Hell yeah
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 9h
If you run into a goddamn dumb asshole in the morning you ran into a goddamn dumb asshole. If you run into goddamn dumb assholes all day that makes sense because there are so many of them everywhere. Welcome to goddamn dumb asshole town.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 9h
Rage Against Rage Against The Machine
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 10h
❤️ well I like to think I am a good listener too, also comfortable with silence. I just get self conscious about being too annoying
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 10h
I like to say I don't have the gift of gab, I am cursed to gab. I like yours better
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11h
No, this is for the benefit of Society
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11h
We really fucked up not investing more in trains.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11h
Computers should give you a little shock if you click Reply All to more than like 5 people
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11h
HELL YEAH! Congrats, Ona!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 23h
Is it safe to consume microplastics again?
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 19h
Brain "You Talk Too Much" siren blaring like a submarine that just took torpedo damage
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21h
I fit in a lifetime's worth of dreading work on Mondays into every Sunday so I can be born anew every week, refreshed and full of potential to do as much time theft as I can get away with
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 23h
because it is very funny lol
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 23h
Is it safe to consume microplastics again?
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 23h
At 1,000 Julie followers, I will only Julie-post
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Voting in America is mostly voting on the speed that the Bad Things happen
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Paying a Zoomer to delete my bad posts and they just delete my account
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I could do it quite easily. I am the Tom Bombadil of sweetiepies
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me signing up to do a fun thing: Ooohhh Auuughhh OOOOO, why'd I doooo that
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's my plan too
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
the voice in my head when i'm standing at the fridge at 3 AM
a screenshot from Bonk's Adventure that says:

FEED YOURSELF
WITH BONUS FOOD !!
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drowning in a Biblical Flood "Ponyo Ponyo little fishy in the sea"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone in 'Ponyo' is relatively chill about experiencing a climate disaster of surreal proportions
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's either The Eradicator or Don't Put Salt In Your Eyes for me
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thank god all of these politicians are focusing on banning cell phones in schools. now kids won't be distracted during school shootings
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worth it
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