ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026File this one away in my Joke For Two People folder 000
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Blowing my dick clean off with a flintlock pistol 030
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now that every car has LED headlights, this is what driving at night looks like 020
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Almost gave up on doing this because seeing that many AI pumpkins made me fucking sad 140
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wikipedia emailing me like a drunken ex 030
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An excellent point! Here's an artist rendition of Ugg teaching me about numbers higher than zero (they did a poor job at capturing how handsome Ugg is) 152
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026well then, I felt compelled to do it 031
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!" 250
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nice, I collected my Suikoden Stars of Destiny 140
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces... 7355651418
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is 791650638
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"RPGs aren't real life, there are no superbosses." Real Life: 020
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Put the hint coins in the fucking bag!! Nobody has to get hurt!!" 030
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026People hate to admit it, but this is what peak 39 years old looks like 010
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Had to look it up for the spelling and folks, I am as stupid as I claim 150
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In Britain it isn't called 'amazing oral sex', they call it 010
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am being punished for my brilliance 030
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People don't want to admit it, but this is what peak starting Mario Bros looks like 030
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don't remember Psycho Mantis being this mean! 050
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me too, Dove for Men 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner, me too 040
ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Meet me at the Chipotle that looks like a 90s cagematch fucked a 70s bank for your ass kicking 0101