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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo

@scootercomputer.bsky.social
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America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.

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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
File this one away in my Joke For Two People folder
It is the Super Nintendo Box Art for Japanese Exclusive game "Live A Live" where it has 7 thin portrait boxes for each of the characters and says "LIVE A LIVE" under them (the second LIVE is backwards)

I have edited it to be 7 different trains and it says "Train A Train" in reference to the other often Japanese exclusive series "A-Train" a game where you build subway tracks.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Estelle Deal Wit It dot png
Estelle Bright, the main character of Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter, she is a young woman with super long pig tails, wielding a staff, wearing some light clothing with a shoulder pauldron. She is wearing a DLC item of pixel sunglasses which used to be a meme for old people.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now he's perfect
The upper part of Michelangelo's David but I have crudely MS Paint drawn the My Hero Zero button eyes and smiley face over his face
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blowing my dick clean off with a flintlock pistol
screenshot of a Made In USA clothing brand, the man in the photo graph is wearing a dark blue baseball hat, sunglasses, has a big bushy mustache. He has a button up light blue shirt tucked into khakis. The important piece of this, and this is huge, is he has tucked a flintlock pistol directly into the front of his pants. Not to the side, straight down in the front.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that every car has LED headlights, this is what driving at night looks like
Just a white box. Seriously it is all white, there is nothing there but the color white.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost gave up on doing this because seeing that many AI pumpkins made me fucking sad
An edit of my avatar, typically My Hero Zero from Schoolhouse Rock (a young boy with a Superman style costume, red cape, blue long sleeve shirt with a giant zero in yellow on the front), I have put a pumpkin on his head with the same smiley cartoonish face that My Hero Zero has
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wikipedia emailing me like a drunken ex
Screenshot of an email, sender is "Jimmy" understood to be Jimmy Wales the founder of Wikipedia. The subject is "You deserve an explanation"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An excellent point! Here's an artist rendition of Ugg teaching me about numbers higher than zero (they did a poor job at capturing how handsome Ugg is)
A screenshot from the Schoolhouse Rock video for My Hero Zero. The titular My Hero Zero is sitting in the middle of the screen, wearing a superman style hero costume with a giant yellow zero on his chest. His long hero cape trails off screen to the left. Zero is looking up at a stereotypical cartoonish caveman walking by counting on his fingers.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well then, I felt compelled to do it
Screenshot of Metal Gear Solid, the codex calling screen. It is green tinted portraits. On the left is the Colonel, an old gruff sort of man. The other side I replaced Solid Snake with a close up of Estelle from the Trails screenshot. Below the text says "This is Estelle." which is an edit of "This is Snake."
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!"
Screenshot from Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter. Estelle, a young woman with a bo staff on her back, is wearing night vision goggles and the screen is tinted green to reflect this to the player. It is invoking a feeling of Metal Gear Solid.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Minish Cap Gameboy Advance Link (a boy with a green cap, green tunic, and flaxen hair) with red intense laser eyes standing in front of a Pottery Barn
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Know the work rules meme editted. Two panel comic
First panel "Appropriate" A sexy man in a suit is pointing and smiling at Mothman seated in a cube. The sexy man says "looking good mothman" and mothman (a pure black giant moth with red eyes) says "aww you're sweet."
Second panel is a nerdy man with My Hero Zero's face saying "Sexy Local Mothman" and mothman is now on the phone and in a panic saying "HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES?!"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice, I collected my Suikoden Stars of Destiny
my Bluesky follower count is at 108. In the Suikoden games you collect 108 stars of destiny for the True Ending to the game.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The people partying and the person standing alone in the corner meme format, but the person in the corner is My Hero Zero from Schoolhouse Rock and he is saying "They don't know that zero can be a hero"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"AI is going to kill us all!!!"
A hand holding an unplugged power cord in front of an outlet
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two panels, top panel is unmasked Rorschach from the movie Watchmen, a sunken faced sullen man, frizzy red hair, unshaven with injuries to his face. He is being entered into jail. The quote from the movie has been changed to read "I'm not sealed for freshness with you"
Second panel, he is being aggressively detained by a shadowy cop in a struggle and the quote continues "You're sealed for freshness with me."
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn't know Bowser was British
Screenshot of Mario's Time Machine a game for the NES. Top of the screen is a white text box that says "Bowser and his koopas have built the greatest museum in history, but to do it they have stolen many important items from the past."
Below is a gray stone museum that says "Bowser's Museum". Mario stands at the front entrance looking up at the sign. Yoshi stands behind. There's some of those hills with eyes on them from classic Mario World on the opposite side of the screen, not important to the scene but thought I would mention them.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"RPGs aren't real life, there are no superbosses." Real Life:
News headline: "Snohomish County deputies battle 'really strong' escaped goat"
Picture is of a goat with massive horns
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Put the hint coins in the fucking bag!! Nobody has to get hurt!!"
Luke from Professor Layton, a well dressed young man with a newsie cap. He has a pissed off expression on his face and he is wielding a steampunk looking ray gun
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not so fast cowboy
World class asshole Senator Joe Lieberman during the Congressional Hearings on video game violence in the 1990s. He is pointing a blue light-gun like he is aiming a real gun and he has a stupid look on his face.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Picture of the Titanic sinking and the full lifeboats. I have add a speech bubble from someone in a lifeboat saying "It's technically not a "Recession"!!"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People hate to admit it, but this is what peak 39 years old looks like
A nasty skeletal boss from Suikoden 2. He has three forward facing skull heads, and two more heads on his back. He is crawling on all fours and his ribs are splayed open
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Picture of George Lucas, the film director next to a black box with white text that says "Of course Han didn't shoot first. He's not a cop." Under the quote is the name George Lucas.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two panels, first panel is the end of the Lord of the Rings trilogy where Aragon says "you bow to no one" and the second panel is Cool Spot the 7Up mascot
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had to look it up for the spelling and folks, I am as stupid as I claim
Internet search for "story about the guy getting bricked up"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In Britain it isn't called 'amazing oral sex', they call it
Box Art for Genesis game "Dynamite Headdy"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I'm not fucking around"
Bomberman from the Bomberman GB box art. He has a gun and he looks pissed
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Top image is of Nibelheim from FF7 labeled "People who say "irregardless""

Bottom image is of Sephiroth in front of fire labeled "Me"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The delete account button implying I am going to delete my account because I got my ass handed to me like a chump
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am being punished for my brilliance
"They say he is the quickest draw in the West"
I draw my revolver so fast that it flies through the air and lands on the ground and discharges through the tied up reins of a nearby horse. The horse immediately runs through the saloon doors and the bartender says,
"Hey why the long face?"
And the horse responds, "oh it's because I am part pony."
"You're kidding!"
"I must be," replies the horse, "but how about that drink because I am a little hoarse."
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People don't want to admit it, but this is what peak starting Mario Bros looks like
Super Mario NES level 1, there's the tiny Mario and the question mark block and then the two layers of blocks. Its the starting position of Mario Bros.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't remember Psycho Mantis being this mean!
Image of Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid, a sickly pale man in a full face gas mask. During this scene he will read the player's memory card and make a comment on it. I have edited him to be saying " I see you enjoy Suikoden, you nerd"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me too, Dove for Men 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner, me too
Dove Men Shampoo and Conditioner on Target has a little AI summary word from reviews that says and is highlighted "Loved for: Convenient"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Meet me at the Chipotle that looks like a 90s cagematch fucked a 70s bank for your ass kicking
An all glass cube building with a weird scaffolding structure around the outside of it that isn't holding up anything, it just exists there. The Chipotle sign is on the outside of the building.
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