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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
learning that there's a nickelodeon-branded tmnt pizza spice blend and immediately realizing that i've never once found the pizza that the turtles eat remotely appetizing. shocking to learn i have new turtles/pizza opinions at my age.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ramen Tabetai Alert!! (@ 22:05) www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
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AKIKO YANO TRIO - tiny desk concerts JAPAN | NHK WORLD-JAPAN
Three legends of the music world come together on tiny desk concerts JAPAN! Akiko Yano made her striking solo debut with "JAPANESE GIRL" in 1976 and is celebrating the 50th anniversary of her solo car...
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i never knew that Andy Weir wrote official Ready Player One fanfiction, but also, in my heart, i *knew*, you know?
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on one hand, having a list of world trees with only three entries seems pretty small, but on the other hand we've only got the one world, so three trees is punching above our weight
A screenshot of Wikipedia's page of "Category: World trees" showing only the concept of the "World tree", a general "Mesoamerican world tree" and "Yggdrasil"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
while i'm thankful duck duck go's image search has a "flag AI image" option, i feel like investigating a png from "crAIyon.com" didn't need my ingenuity to crack the case.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fascinated that this clip from the 80s tv show Fame has one of the leads singing “In Your Eyes” from Project A-Ko youtu.be/qQi3dqXuEzc
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In Your Eyes - Olivia Barash
YouTube video by mark1814
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coyote v acme very good
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never play Meowdoku
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SUDDEN・DESU @sudden-desu.net · 24/09/2026
I haven't advertised this in a while so: I also run a blog about Japanese bubble era (1980s to early 90s) aesthetics. If you enjoy retro Japanese style, consumerism, and pop culture (which presumably you do if you follow this account), check out BUBBLISM here: bubblism.jp
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𝘉𝘜𝘉𝘉𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘔・Japanese pop style in the bubble era
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Digger looks like if Mortdecai thought it was going to win Oscars.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
avoiding discourse about current billboard chart-toppers by being in the backseat of a rideshare while the driver jams out some truly dire bluegrass gospel
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
spilled some japanese curry on the counter but don’t be fooled by the splatter pattern, i’m pretty pleased with how it came out
Thin japanese curry has dripped onto my kitchen counter (a crappy apartment counter) in a pattern that looks like a frowny face
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Matt Alt @mattalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A few years back, I wrote about Tokyo’s legendary Bubble-era disco scene. One of said discos was Turia, which featured an interior designed by Syd Mead, of “Blade Runner” fame. A concept painting recently surfaced and it is glorious. blog.pureinventionbook.com/p/gal-den-of...
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
remember when there were video game magazines that could commission comic book artists to do rad illustrations for your favorite games
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
kudos to the uploader bladeolson who put a recording of MTV Japan from 1996 on Internet Archive featuring the music video for Dub-I-Dub by Me & My and an interview with (whomever happened to be the temporary members of) E-Rotic, which is very exciting to my DDR muscles archive.org/details/mtv-...
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Copy of MTV AWAKE ON THE WILD SIDE 8 17 1996
A personal off-air VHS recording of MTV Japan, digitized from the original tape.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 21/09/2026
Happy Demi Adejuyigbe Gets to Take a Well-Deserved Break Day That’s today! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the number of times i read headlines and mutter “oh, fuck off” is increasing
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
another lanterns episode another harry potter reference. at least this time its from a canonical dumbass.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sometimes i remember about how i thought i could take my brothers tankoubons of Slayers manga, photocopy them, white-out the word balloons, and fill them with Altavista Babelfish translations and how if I was in high school now instead of 1998 I would probably do that & think it was good.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late in the day to call it but I just ran across an acoustic version of "chibi" so fuck it, it's a Barbee Boys Bunday www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Vs...
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chibi with acoustic guitar
YouTube video by Barbee Boys - Topic
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i thought that the great food betrayal in my life would be when trader joe's stopped selling frozen udon, but it was actually when frito-lay stopped making plain baked ruffles. i can't go back to dipping greasy-ass regular ruffles in french onion dip.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what i wouldn't give to go to this
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
profoundly disappointed that the $200 i spent on a car battery yesterday did not solve my problem and that i had to push my car a (negligible but still existent) distance to the repair shop just now, which wont even open until monday
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John Constantine: I just had a devil's threesome.
Batman: stop now
John Constantine: That's when you're having a threesome and one of the two people you're having sex with is the devil.
Batman: I'm not engaging with vou.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! 🧵
Batman: You can't win, Barry. I've come up with plans to defeat every member of the Justice League.
The Flash: BRUCE HELP I WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO STOP MY MOTHER'S MURDER AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOUR PARENTS
Batman: what
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what if a baby never got smarter, just better at mimicking speech
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
having neighbors is good actually. people who want to fuck off away from civilization and live in the woods: git gud, maybe?
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i know youtube's been A/B testing for a while but when I see it like this it really makes it feel like it got changed because *Achewood voice* Guess who got ~~yelled at~~ (also its very funny that it A/B tested both of these *on the same page* for me)
A link to a Some More News video featuring a photo of Mitch McConnell sitting up in a hospital bed with a rictus grin on a split screen with Some More News host Cody Johnston looking up with a wonderous smile on his face and large text across that says "RIP MITCH MCCONNELL"A link to a Some More News video featuring a photo of wheelchair-bound Mitch McConnell in a van looking unresponsive on a split screen with Some More News host Cody Johnston looking to his side at Mitch with a worried look on his face and large text across that says "HOW MITCH MCCONNELL BROKE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It brought me so much anxiety, y'all. Sort your shit. Put it in folders. Why do you even have a wallpaper? Are your desktop files hiding *structural damage to your monitor*?
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
While we waited for our pies at Giordanos, I could see directly into the manager's office from our booth. And as much as I wanted to look away and focus on our conversation, I couldn't stop staring at the desktop of their computer, a desktop where every available space was filled with files.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
before my flight home i made my parents stop at the Giordano's next to Midway so I could get some deep dish, and then when I got back to Phoenix I ordered Dominos delivery. I believe we should experience joy and sadness both.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what a one-two punch those last two reposts are
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18/09/2026
reposting with alt text
screenshot from Control Resonant showing the player character Dylan looking at a cinema marquee. “Now Playing: Fix Your Heart or Die - Tuesday 5-8 PM”
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fantastic thread about a titan of an artist and educator
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
before my flight home i made my parents stop at the Giordano's next to Midway so I could get some deep dish, and then when I got back to Phoenix I ordered Dominos delivery. I believe we should experience joy and sadness both.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
welp this is it. tine for me to get way into Krazy Kat. It was nice knowing y’all.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I might have talked about this before but you know how some people play music to their babies while they’re in the womb in the hopes that they’ll grow up smarter or more cultured? my mom’s water broke at 9am and she had nothing to do for ten hours until they induced except watch tv
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
also i firmly believe that on your birthday you should get a free pass on a post so here goes:
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
its true today i am a year older and i’m going to celebrate it with a lot of gnocchi tonite
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow they ran out of books in the Torment Nexus series and have discovered the non-fiction section
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 14/09/2026
Sources tell Kotaku that several staff have been laid off at IGN amid a fresh round of cuts, including long-time video hosts kotaku.com/sources-ign-layoffs-hit-…
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Sources: IGN Layoffs Hit Multiple Departments And Long-Time Hosts - Kotaku
The top video game site keeps cutting
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jail for Nori! Jail for Nori for One Thousand Years!
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This film rules, get it in Letterboxd already
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kbyanyname.bsky.social @kbyanyname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last night I dreamed I watched a non-existent 1998 Brendan Fraiser screwball comedy called The Undefeated Dragons in which he played a goofy but determined college football quarterback trying to recreate his father's undefeated senior season
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I did a 60fps 4K upscale of this 80s anime" Cool, I think you should die in excruciating pain
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