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baz ☁️ constantly on the brink of an existential meltdown ⛅️ here for dnd, lesbians and probably some other stuff too idk man ☀️

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little bad anti @bearyjamjam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I added some of my Dolly prints back to my store! Link is below!
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
lol
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #claudia
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'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It turns out the phenomenal @libro.fm is going to be offering e-books soon, as well, which is freaking awesome—literally today was talking about how they let you support a local brick-and-mortar. (Synchronized experience to swap ebook/audiobook as you go in the cards, too.) I love this so much.
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Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The director of Sex Purge: Please don't ask me questions about the Sex Purge
How did this become a law in the first place?
Did the Supreme Court try to intervene?
What about international tourists who visit America?
Gluck didn't exactly love my line of questioning at first.
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. 

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To 

→ And I Will Never Speak To You. ←

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. 

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
there's clearly no point in scolding most people for their indifference to anti-trans bigotry. the refusal to leave Harry Potter behind, the hemming and hawing about the NYT's puzzles. people won't even put down their toys for us. I cannot express the white-hot frustration boiling in my stomach.
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Stef @ shop open!🍒 @stefmasc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
lets get silly with it :) #witchhat #trigun
drawing of vash, qifrey, olruggio, and wolfwood. vash's arm is happily linked over qifrey's shoulder. both of them are holding shot glasses in one hand, and vash is drinking the last dregs of a bottle of something strong. brushbug is clinging to his boot. qifrey has a bashful smile on his face and is tensely bunching up his skirt so he doesn't trip.

olruggio lit a blunt with his palm quire and is helping wolfwood light his cigarette, to which wolfwood says "much obliged". wolfwood is bending over because olruggio is short :)
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Jonah Walker | Local Wizard! @galacticjonah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fix your hearts or die. You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda. We are human beings. You cannot erase us. Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
A digital illustration showing a knight in full armour. They are riding on a black steed which is mostly out of frame. The frame in question is green and shows a chain going around as a decorative element. That chain is broken by the knight's raised sword. From the knight's chest bursts a roaring flame in the colours of the trans pride flag.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/06/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP
STOP trying to make me consume A.I SLOP I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m crying
Reasonable Democrats are going to have to get off their couches, roll up their sleeves and start organizing real voters on the ground. 

We can no longer rely only on TV ads, digital spend and endorsements. Just donating from afar and complaining about the DSA won’t cut it.

The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) can beat moderates in a growing number of blue strongholds. Why? Because the DSA has patiently built an army of on-the-ground organizers — who go to meetings, help each other, study together and THEN work to turn out voters on Election Day. That army grows every day — election or no election. Their investment in real people grows (and compounds) with each election cycle. The DSA has a bigger army, every time, win or lose.

But at the end of any election, all moderate Dems have for their efforts is a bunch of ads that nobody will ever see again. That’s not going to work anymore.

If you are a Democrat who believes in opportunity, dignity and democracy for all — but you don’t hate rich people, cops, free enterprise, the West, Israel and the United States of America — I’m talking to you!
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @gavia.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My first recap for The Vampire Lestat is out now! Very excited to dig deep into this show over the next seven weeks, starting out with some thoughts on the drastic POV shift, Lestat's celebrity persona as an old-school rock star, and that *incredible* pair of intro and outro scenes.
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The Vampire Lestat: Sex, Drugs, and Unstable Narrators
In episode 1, “Detroit,” Sam Reid reintroduces Lestat as a messy, self-destructive rock star—and proves he was born to play this role.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is exactly it. The work is the point.
When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the human body is truly miraculous bc what do you mean my nipples have more sensation AFTER top surgery and nipple grafts???
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WHAT DAY IS IT
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
ilya rozanov you are gonna love the 2022 kim petras album slut pop
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”
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lowell 🐾 @swordcrossedlvr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
so far the only downside to getting top surgery is the binder i’m required to wear for at least 2 weeks bc i’ve never worn a binder in my LIFE and it fuckin sucks
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Shouty 🌘 @shouty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Lesbian knights ⚔️
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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Matt Thompson @muckingfunky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A TV Guide cover featuring Grover of the Muppets with his arms around a young, handsome Elliot Gould. The caption reads:

Editor: You get those photos of Elliot Gould and Grover?

Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
not only is jihyo putting her whole pussy into this performance, she also found some other pussy and is putting that in too
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
let’s help rye get top surgery!! every little bit helps 💗
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St.Jaws🔞 @only-jaws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hard to not go fucking insane in a world where they behave like fiction can hurt you while literally bombing schools. Hope all of these fascist fucks take a very long walk off of a very short pier.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2026
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling.
We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i went to a panel today where Ross Gay, one of my favorite writers, talked about poetry and process and paying attention with some of my amazing coworkers, and at the end of it i was able to give him a little letter thanking him for his work which he was so kind and gracious about
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I like this a lot, and it applies to everything. You don't have to go total cold turkey on *every* backend-awful thing out there. Maxxabstaining/ Waldenponding isn't needed! Just push your behaviour in a new direction and turn that preference into a habit. That'll move the needle nicely.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/12/2025
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Last night I posted a photo of myself flipping off a fat groggy Chihuahua mix. I intended it as a joke, but it failed to consider the pain it would cause the fat groggy Chihuahua mix community and their allies. I apologize unreservedly for giving the finger to my massive honeybaked ham of a wawa and hope that in time I might earn your forgiveness and the forgiveness of huge small dogs, if they're not too busy sleeping or eating, literally the only two things they do. Until then I'm listening, learning, IT'S 9 AM YOU HAD BREAKFAST LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO YOU DON'T GET LUNCH ALREADY sorry about that, speech to text, can't remember what I was gonna say,
hmmmm what else what else oh right i'm
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”
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Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web
Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.
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solomons.bsky.social @solomons.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“All children held in immigration detention should be immediately released, and these facilities should be permanently shuttered.”
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b. uhtsecks @scissorghost.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
not even 10 mins into the 2nd period and kendall coyne is on hat trick watch 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @gavia.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Just published an update to this, covering the team structures for the US and Canada (ie. who is on which line), and the news that Team Canada left the Olympic village after one day and moved into a hotel:
IMO it makes sense for Canada to pull its players from the Olympic Village and put them up in a hotel. The Village is noisy and chaotic. The beds are too small for enormous hockey dudes. The food is notoriously patchy, which is a particular problem when you need to eat 5000 calories a day and are used to the famously well-catered No Hungry League.At a hotel, the players get to control their diets and sleep cycles, avoid overzealous fans, and have regular access to team physios etc. The pressure is uniquely high for Canada to win gold, so I get it. Once again though, this highlights the way economic privilege often shapes Olympic success. The women’s teams are all staying in the village, and most of the other men’s national teams probably don’t have money set aside to move to a classy hotel, even if they wanted to.Of course, Team USA definitely would have this option, but they’ve chosen to stay in the Village's communal housing, creating a narrative that (to me) echoes the culture clash between Florida and Edmonton during the last two Stanley Cup finals. The US players are talking about having fun and making memories during their Olympic experience, while the Canadians are locked in on the “responsibility” to win gold. Nathan MacKinnon literally said, “I'm not here to enjoy myself.”
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 10/02/2026
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
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‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 09/02/2026
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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Mica Rosenberg @micarosenberg.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Read our full story that details how we got inside the Dilley detention center for immigrant families here: www.propublica.org/article/life...
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The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
One of the most striking snd powerful parts of the halftime show
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Emma Butterworth Music @emmabmusic.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
'This decision is a major setback for Sex Matters, which raised more than £65,000 to try and force the pond to ban trans people, trying to go against regular swimmers. More than 32,000 people said they wanted the ponds to remain trans inclusive – 86% of the respondents to the consultation'
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Hampstead Heath Ponds to remain inclusive
The High Court has blocked a legal challenge from transphobic group Sex Matters, siding with thousands of swimmers who fought to keep the ponds inclusive
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Elizabeth Minkel @elizabethminkel.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
As January comes to a close, The Rec Center approaches Femslash February, which I believe we've observed every year since the start. But despite putting out a call for F/F fic recs several weeks ago, we've received *checks notes* 3 submissions. 😵‍💫 C'mon, folks! Please send us your favorite F/F!
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Please click the link to complete this form.
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