Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerElizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next. 561515254
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerKathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Have you ever met a dog who only had problems with women? Yeah, me either. 611115
Reposted by Timothy Schwarzauersouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Weird the AI didn’t catch that 371015137
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@questauthority.bsky.social Will I likely get sued if I make a beer using paw paws and call it "paw paw patrol" for my dog themed brewery? 240
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports 282546328
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is beyond idiotic. 1. It presents a program that you admit is good for your base as being bad because reasons 2. Maybe stay at home parents could have time off or find work if childcare is free 3. Norway fixed this by refunding some cash value back to those who still choose to stay at home 120
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doingslate.comIt Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage. 151040261
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/09/2026I wish him luck in coming up with a new planet-killing weapon for the movie, and the guy after him luck in coming up with the movie everyone agrees was the best of the three. The most wishes of luck to the third guy, who has to figure out a resolution that everyone agrees is kid of underwhelming. 5928
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843321188
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*Sun disappears for one day* My body: oh is it seasonal depression time again already? I'm not beating @jennftw.bsky.social accusations that I am a lizard on a rock. 041
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerDaniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AI has democratized access to sycophantic yes-men that will agree with whatever you said, a privilege formerly available only to the extremely wealthy. 14011
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An actual attorney who fucked up 46% of their filings would inevitably end up being sanctioned by a court. AI doesn't reason. 060
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The video shows the agents literally just leaving the guy in the street and driving off. 552596992
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026man what do you even say anymore 4067448806
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AI psychosis part five: taking your ball and going home when confronted with tough questions. 000
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AI psychosis part IV. I have no words for it. 150
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AI psychosis part three: LLMs are capable of doing more than reading about giving birth in terms of understanding the experience of giving birth. 140
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This shouldn't be an unpopular opinion. Most civil suits should be settled pre-trial. Trial only serves to be expensive. I question the "lawyers love trials" part. Very specific trial lawyers and litigators, maybe. 140
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AI psychosis part two: writing a thread of posts to argue that LLMs don't hallucinate only to end up agreeing that even modern LLMs still hallucinate citations. 350
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AI psychosis: thinking that newer versions of LLM suddenly operate in an entirely new, magical and fundamentally different way than older models to the point that they are incapable of hallucinating citations. 060
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026theonion.com/report-major...theonion.comReport: Majority Of Psychological Experiments Conducted In 1970s Just CrimesWASHINGTON—Unable to discern any legitimate form of inquiry in the past procedures, a new report released Monday by the American Psychological Association found that nearly eight out of every 10 psych... 040
Reposted by Timothy Schwarzauersoleil ho @soleilho.com · 15/09/2026I almost forgot that 1 year ago, @coyotemedia.org went live!!! holy shit, what the hell? in the past year, we’ve published so much good shit, like @annaleen.bsky.social asking Bay Area govs to be more visionary with transit www.coyotemedia.org/funding-bay-...coyotemedia.orgA Modest Proposal for Funding Transit Instead of AIIn the ’60s, the Bay Area almost got a high-speed train from Marin to San Jose. What could happen if we dreamed big again? 28222
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131713351
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Guillotines are too civilized at this point. 150
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This feels like it was designed to target this guy. 030
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You heard it here first, folks. There is no need for trials. Just summarily execute everyone or let an LLM determine their fate. Very serious thinker. 050
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries 495206203760
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I will vote for the first politician to run on a platform of never having the Jonas Brothers on TV ever again. 000
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hell, I might be one of 10 people who liked The Muppets/30 Rock style show. 000
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474793954
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Weaponized code enforcement is a huge problem in America and like all laws in America is disproportionately used against minorities. If they do this to a journalist, imagine what they do to people with no means of fighting back or speaking out. 030
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Housing policy. Transit policy. Farm policy. On and on and on. The gut reaction would be to say our policies in these areas are terrible now, but it’s more accurate to say we simply don’t have them anymore and haven’t for a long time. Merely having a policy smacks of central planning. 4707
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why have we decided that garlic needs to be individually wrapped in plastic? Who looked at garlic and thought "yeah. It needs another wrapper?" 350
Reposted by Timothy Schwarzauerryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026that small upward spike there in 2021-22 is like half of what drove the billionaire class completely nuts 222064555
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026While Corporate Media gives Republicans a pass on the rhetoric & action of their largest donor (by far), they will hold Democrats to account for the rhetoric & action of every last Oberlin first-year. 471494
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For decades the Panama Canal has held a daily auction for a chance skip to the front of the queue, a privilege for which some ships were willing to pay $15k, $25k, maybe $50k. Since Trump started the Iran War daily auctions are now routinely 7 figures. Wonder who's gonna eat those costs!mykn.kuehne-nagel.comPanama Canal transit auction reaches record $5.3 millionAn LPG carrier secured priority passage as unreserved vessels competed for fewer available slots, pushing the winning bid to almost 100 times the median auction price seen before February. 424860
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Academic freedom is when a foreign government dictates how and even whether a university investigates misconduct 62167597
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerKelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is that...is that supposed to be an argument against healthcare 1764636798
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313048383
Reposted by Timothy Schwarzauerτreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026fishnets at half-mast today for Tim Curry 🖤 321363
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerAlex @aldagrim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's wrong to dehumanize things I've anthropomorphized," she said with a straight face 0615
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026AI is no more capable of emotion and reasoning than your car or your Roomba. Trying to equate them to humans is dehumanizing of people. 260
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏 3692882262
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Debates over who should be allowed to say what are often very revealing about the kinds of things people would like to be allowed to say. 06710
Reposted by Timothy Schwarzauerdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 23/08/2026there are now almost 600 signatories to the pro-cofnas letter. of the first 100 i examined, _two_ spoke out against campus crackdowns on pro-palestinian speech. 75 said nothing and 23 spoke out _in support of the crackdowns_! 92096611
Reposted by Timothy SchwarzauerAparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026how many times must academics demonstrate why Cofnas and his fellow IQ-truthers are wrong? They've been doing so for decades. At some point, you have to admit that Cofnas and his ilk (and you) are not looking for "academic debate" but to give academic credence to rank prejudice. 26827172
Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Eating the rich is still safe in America. Just saying. 010