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Timothy Schwarzauer

@schwatd.bsky.social
662 followers 202 following 10K posts

Leftist redneck from Mississippi and now NC. Brewing beer and making wine in a barn for a non profit brewery and winery is a lot better than wearing a suit all day in a Federal Courthouse

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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 7h
80,000 children dead would have been a small price to pay for theoretical future capital gains
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 8h
80,000 children is a small price to pay for theoretical capital gains in the future.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 10h
Free State of Florida.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 14h
Why didn't this motherfucker just save the world the suffering and buy a tomagachi.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 12h
I do believe that was the intent.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes you just have to let the engineers do LSD
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 15h
I wanted one of these in high school. That fucking window design.
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Evergreen post, honestly
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brandon.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't have @ me this hard , Amazon. I am familiar with the *choices* I made in life ...
"consistently maintaining brewing supplies" every day of my life.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For sure. It's all the same coin, but it's just insane to try to frame these two things as mutually bad.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being able to escape abusive relationships is good, actually. Increases in divorce undoubtedly saved lives.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude is definitely divorced with at least one DVPO.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brandon.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Non zero chance it is a bot program given the random meme posting and frequency.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao. What?!
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am curious what specific US propaganda he thinks started WWII.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Media propaganda that caused WWII?
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We got football and wrestling in the national divorce. The alpha males don't even know what a stone cold stunner is.
Strone Cold Stunner would put the person's head into a shoulder.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Charmin soft.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baselessly accusing the author of some nefarious act definitely hits the toxic aspect of fandom and feeling entitled to the efforts of the artist.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're certainly entitled to feel disappointed that it isn't what you personally wanted, but it becomes an unhealthy parasocial relationship when you start claiming ownership and that you are owed something in NG with regard to the character.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is akin to being mad that someone cast a character in a movie adaptation that doesn't meet the physical depiction you created in your own mind. It's not clear to me why you think the artist owes you anything related to their art or why you feel entitled a character that does not belong to you.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's always strange to me when people form parasocial relationships with real people, but it is even stranger when people form them.with video game.characters and claim ownership over IP that is not theirs.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oof.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's Sov-Cit level nonsense. That's not a thing, sweetie. Even the Kentucky Constitution says so.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to know which state the President holds office in.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sweetie, Congress is not governed by the laws of Kentucky or the whims of the Kentucky Governor. It is governed by its own rules and the US Constitution. They can simply ignore Beshear, not seat anyone new, and keep McConnel voting.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's QAnon/SovCit levels of dumb.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's like sov cit level nonsense.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A federal office holder isn't a federal officer, because *magic* they are a state officer despite not holding any state office and being governed by the rules of the US Constitution and not the State Constitution.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is entirely too many "big words" for a dude who can't even spell "Puerto Rican."
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is factually incorrect.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't an airport, sweetie. You don't have to announce your departure when you cower impotently away.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, sweetie. That is legally illiterate.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweetie, Congress is not governed by state laws.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah. There is a very distinct reason he is too chicken shit to post those comments under his real name.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, he is also a rape apologist, so he has two things in common with Trump.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm curious if he thinks Trump is also a state officer given that states run the elections for President too, and if so which state is he an officer of?
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You think the Senate rules are governed by state law? Lmao.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't understand what a federal system of government is. That's probably the first problem.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Predictable for a coward.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's going to cower impotently away again.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you under the impression that a US Senator works for a branch of the state government? If so, which one?
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, it might help if you could spell Puerto Rican.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao. No, sweetie. They hold federal office.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, sweetie. I didn't. I am beginning to understand why you cower impotently online behind a pseudonym though.
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Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Federally licensed, even!
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