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Ryan Schaefer

@schaeferyn.itch.io
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The midwest's foremost burned-out VR Dev. Frequently looking for exciting new projects, ideas, or wastes of time. Big ol' fan of @sparklykiss.bsky.social - He/him

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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 10h
Hot damn, Dressmaker is one hell of a game.
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The problem is, as opposed to radium, the people manufacturing LLMs know it’s harmful because that is THE POINT. The goal is to harm, disable, and control.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Who’s got two thumbs and accidentally tensed up during a flu shot and made the vax tech think I was a scaredy boy? This guy!
Me with a big dumb smile and my shirt has a sticker that says “I am brave!” with a little cartoon turtle.Sticker close-up: A cartoon turtle that says “I am brave!”, with the CVS logo.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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cough drop @coughdrop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1) This isn't about generating games or assets with AI, it's just about using automation tools for some processes like bug testing which isn't inherently bad 2) IGN should be embarrassed for this headline. It doesn't say "AI generation" as in generative AI, it's 世代, "generation" as in "time period"
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 01/10/2026
Well shit, they better be careful or the president might become a pedophile who idolizes Hitler.
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 01/10/2026
Somewhat bitter reminder: the pandemic didn’t end. We just stopped fighting it. Some still do, though, and I love them for that💚
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 01/10/2026
I’m really impressed with how consistently every week is worse than the previous one. You’d think that at some point *something* would get better, but no! Everything only ever finds a way to get worse!
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 01/10/2026
I love how everything sucks now and I get to join a server queue to pay rent.
"You're in line - unlocking your resident experience.

Estimated wait time less than a minute."
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been trying to think of what to say and I can't, so in the meantime I'll just make sure this gets shared
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Chron 🇨🇦 @xhp.ca · 30/09/2026
Listen to The Board, folks
The Board from Control says "Support independent/lonely media as they are underfunded/poor yet essential"
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Thank you to the cinematographer(s) of Lanterns for perfectly capturing the feeling of the moment.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Oh no lol I’m so overloaded with shit I need to do and games I want to play and now Deadlock drops a huge map update and a ton of characters.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 29/09/2026
deadlock shipped another major update with 6 new characters and several map changes, all of which are once again reaffirming that Valve is the only studio developing a free-to-play multiplayer game with Actual Art Direction www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversle...
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Deadlock - City Never Sleeps
The Cursed Apple is ever changing, and these streets are nothing like you remember. A massive visual update to the map and neutrals, six new heroes, HUD updates, numerous quality-of-life additions, ac...
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Considering how she treats pets, there's a nonzero chance she kills him.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 29/09/2026
“A new model? At this stage of revenue stagnation? In this part of the quarter? Localized entirely within your company?” “Yes.” “May I see it?” “…no.”
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup! @strangescaffold.bsky.social remains a proudly anti-AI studio.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 28/09/2026
The irony of this man being blindly followed by people to their demise is so funny
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/09/2026
“Most LLMs (including those from OpenAI) are built on millions of scraped webpages and other large text datasets, and almost none of this content has been obtained with its owners’ knowledge or consent.” This is how tech executives talk when no one thinks they’re listening.
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AI exec: We may have pulled off “the largest theft of labor in human history.”
Documents from our lawsuit reveal how tech leaders talk when they think no one is listening.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 27/09/2026
I wandered into Mold Zone and saw every enemy had a skull, so I went back to Evac Zone and everyone there was like 2-3 and reasonable.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Marvel screen-writers over here breaking new ground with hot new concepts like... The Protagonist.
John David Washington from Tenet. His character is called The Protagonist.
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't waste your time on debating about iced coffee at interviews when we could be asking why ghost jobs aren't illegal or why there is $50 billion in annual wage theft in the United States alone
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Oh my god, I can't read.
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Yeah, but this is a little guy! The expensive ones are usually kinda big. This thing looks like the ones that are usually like $40-50.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
Hey friends. Don’t forget to get this year’s flu shot and your COVID booster. CVS has them available now, at least in NY. Just scheduled mine
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Oh my god, this is so cute look I kinda wa-- A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS!?
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Remedy continues to not miss. The game rules. I’m enjoying it very much. Their sound effects team did some extremely cool/weird stuff with the combat and I’m kinda obsessed with how it sounds.
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH!WARE, my first commercial release, IS OUT NOW! Your ancestors whisper guidance. The Gods all watch. They want you to check it out and give it a review 🙏♥️ store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/...
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Joshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ryan Schaefer @schaeferyn.itch.io · 24/09/2026
I will not click this button. I have a job. I have responsibilities. I need to get a paycheck. I must not click this button right this very second. I must NOT click this button right this very second.
Steam status for Control Resonant now shows the large green "Play" button.
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Adam. Pottery Beard. @thatbeardoadam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy ControlFall/TownResonant launch day for all those that celebrate! It’s the Barbenheimer day of video games! #SilentHillTownfall #ControlResonant
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The shoehorning of ads into every square millimeter of real life and every pixel of online life is a scourge and should be regulated out of existence
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