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![They Put a Hat on Me,
Pardner
Pardner. My dearest pardner. I write to you with a great sadness in my heart.
I was resting my eyes, ever so briefly. Minding my own business. I felt a pressure upon me. A terrible and oppressive pressure.
The pressure was an awful object. The long-limbed creature who lives in my home placed it so close to my precious head.
[drawing of a crying cat with a cowboy hat on his head]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreidj35l4hmcojfu5nijwwldkpwvajot2tufcrtaiwlpdla4wnmotee)
![I Have Never Eaten in My Life
Greetings dear reader. My name is Rusty. I am eight months old and have never eaten in my life.
There is food here. So much food. Only the creature with bizarre-looking paws may unlock it.
[drawing of a crying kitten]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreia6vjibwhq2eslmtw5c5ycpp7olv5p63yvysptnt7fcnfh2qg5mdq)
