Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A lot of Jimmy Buffett songs are about old people having sex, which was a big factor in his popularity. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine where PewDiePie would be right now if he hadn't crossed that bridge. He'd probably be Secretary of Gaming. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Our most precious human resources are guys who go on r/AskALawyer and say "You should ask a lawyer about this." 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'll be the one to say it, socks are an asshole present. "But they're always useful and nobody likes buying them!" Ok then pay my water bill. Dickhead. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If the younglings hang out with Yoda too much do their speech patterns get all fucked up? 100
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When it happens, there's going to be a whole wave of twitch streamers who will be reacting to it in real time. I'm really looking forward to the compilations. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Genius financial move by Clone Wars to make most of the characters the same dude. 101
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Man, the Senate room in Star Wars was so fucking cool. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The new episode of Taskmaster is not helping all the slander about British weather and dentistry. 000
Reposted by Scally CapMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 771332129
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Reminder that it's ok to go back and read Dilbert again. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I need a little rat companion with a hat who says shit like "Coitainly!" 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Dental hygenists should memorize some folk tales or famous speeches to tell me in the chair. 040
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My request for custom card sleeves was rejected because I wanted to use this picture. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Until my dying day I will remember that Waterloo, Ontario is where the vampires hang out. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could." 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My computer locked up for a few seconds and then my headphones beeped "shave-and-a-haircut" at me. 000
Reposted by Scally CapThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick 1206585791
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My favorite part of a Star Trek episode is when everybody realizes that some alien bullshit is happening and go "ah shit it's trekkin' time." 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The reason all my text messages are fucked up is because back in the day it took us 1-5 keystrokes per character and nobody had time to capitalate and punctualize. 000
Reposted by Scally CapBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pausa de Hidratacion 203680631
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Celebrating Bastille Day by listening to Pompeii on repeat. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/07/2026*sniff* *sniff* Smells a little less like bitch in here. 020
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I would rather blow my nuts off with an illegal firework than work in the video game industry. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The AI industry will be destroyed by white hat pedophiles. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The government should sell all of our student debt and then make it dischargeable via bankruptcy. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ranma 1/2 is so fuckin good until Happosai shows up. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My amazing wife has done a great job fighting off the problems clown this week. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 28/06/2026How do I know? Because unlike everyone else, I got it all figured out. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Timberborn is the first city builder I've ever played where you can perform a late-term abortion. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Maybe I'm "old school" but I think I prefer long-form pornography. 000
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Where do I preorder to $2000 dipshit glasses? I'm getting way too much sex and I think these would help. 010
Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As a tabletop RPG campaign writer, Google has no fucking idea what ads to serve me. Do I need film equipment in Vegas? Do I need a retirement home in Tucson? Do I plan on sailing across the Atlantic? They'll never know. 040
