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Scally Cap

@scallycap.bsky.social
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I literally can't be stopped.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dressed like a mob laywer, too.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
<Pulling loose nails from your pocket> "Do you have a hammer that would go well with these?"
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of Jimmy Buffett songs are about old people having sex, which was a big factor in his popularity.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a refreshing take in this day and age.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes it's me, the superior being.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*spits tobacco* "Mmmmyep."
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"This is the sickest game I've ever played," and they're just pausing and unpausing a John Wick bluray.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lake Shore Drive is the same story. You can't say "slippin' on by on LSD" and tell me "it's a song about a road, nothing else".
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine where PewDiePie would be right now if he hadn't crossed that bridge. He'd probably be Secretary of Gaming.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn, they stole all the DeviantArt poetry for training, too.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Justice for KryoLord!
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our most precious human resources are guys who go on r/AskALawyer and say "You should ask a lawyer about this."
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Say that to Galarian Weezing's face.
Galarian Weezing
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can still fail and die. If you party wipe at a gym it's game over. People just skip all the boring ass shit like grinding exp and money. Infinite balls, infinite repels, infinite candies, but you're forbidden from leveling over the next gym. Pointcrow and Pchal have a whole romhack.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you ever listened to Kill James Bond? Seems up your alley.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I played as the Necromancer on Expert and it was the easiest game I've ever yawned through. It was like winning a hand of poker against a cup of water.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Warcraft: Bedrock Edition
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In Destiny the whole Earth is crawling with aliens and abandoned cities. Seems like a prime setting to do some extracting. They already had the PvPvE more or less balanced.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll be the one to say it, socks are an asshole present. "But they're always useful and nobody likes buying them!" Ok then pay my water bill. Dickhead.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still remember when EA got in trouble for shipping brass knucks with Godfather II.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keep your eye on the ball and don't lift your head.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
D'Arby the Gambler
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live my life a quarter parsec at a time.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the younglings hang out with Yoda too much do their speech patterns get all fucked up?
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Misogynist Jedi be like, "👋Calm down."
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who the hell is Ed Sheeran? Some kind of singer?
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I believe in Mike.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When it happens, there's going to be a whole wave of twitch streamers who will be reacting to it in real time. I'm really looking forward to the compilations.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just call up whoever used to book travel at CBSi.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clone troops be like
The Xtacles from Frisky Dingo.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Genius financial move by Clone Wars to make most of the characters the same dude.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, the Senate room in Star Wars was so fucking cool.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Literally beat their ass.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The new episode of Taskmaster is not helping all the slander about British weather and dentistry.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Agent Dogfucker, reporting for duty.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He should lose his medical license for this.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reminder that it's ok to go back and read Dilbert again.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ed, Edd n Eddy
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah I see.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Li Zhi or Li Tai? There's a right answer.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Barefoot??
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't know who you are but why is your audience incapable of reading a sinple fucking graph?
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My new rapper name is Packs Romano.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is why I just wear aviators.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I need a little rat companion with a hat who says shit like "Coitainly!"
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dental hygenists should memorize some folk tales or famous speeches to tell me in the chair.
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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My request for custom card sleeves was rejected because I wanted to use this picture.
Gorilla giving the finger.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
Shaman Named Dwayne
Shaman Named Dwayne
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