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Scally Cap

@scallycap.bsky.social

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I literally can't be stopped.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes it's me, the superior being.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Say that to Galarian Weezing's face.

Galarian Weezing

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

D'Arby the Gambler

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Clone troops be like

The Xtacles from Frisky Dingo.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My request for custom card sleeves was rejected because I wanted to use this picture.

Gorilla giving the finger.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Nate Silver on Twitter: It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The Big Lebowski when the Dude is looking at himself in the Time Magazine "Man of the Year" mirror.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could."

Dr. Wallace Breen from Half Life 2.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I love this one.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I know how they can fix the Reflecting Pool.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

NBA Finals be like

The Iron Wall from Haikyuu

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Imagine being the person who has to write this story every single fucking day.

Yahoo Finance article: US stock futures trade flat as AI fervor meets US-Iran uncertainty
US stock futures traded flat as Wall Street weighed the promise of the AI trade against fragile US-Iran negotiations.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Star Trek TNG title card: Monday Night Football brought to you by Papa John's

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Sign at the zoo: "If you're standing here...you might get SHOT! HOW? The orangutans have a gun in their exhibit. WHY? funy"

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Mr. Krabs angry, pointing and yelling at Spongebob

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Two bros supporting their drunk bro friend.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Robin Williams spritzing a basketball with flubber.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Hmm, interesting.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Ah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Scene from Saints Row 4 where Vice President Keith David asks if you want to support the Fuck Cancer bill or the Let The Eat Cake Bill. You choose Fuck Cancer and say "Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down."

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I found this in a dead lady's home. Too tall for me. You want it?

Hand-carved wooden cane. The top is an Irish setter's head and there is a shamrock carved into the shaft.

Hand-carved wooden cane. The top is an Irish setter's head and there is a shamrock carved into the shaft.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Guy feeding a fish into the pneumatic pipe they use to get fish over hills.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Eesh...

Zoom in on the VHS tape of "Bill Cosby, Himself"

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

@cluesbysam.com These times are bad. My wife has been playing a lot of Bee Sort and it's been helping her a bunch to take her mind off of things. She's not on this bullshit website so I'd like to thank you on her behalf.

Bee Sort by Sam level completion screen showing a partially constructed rasterized painting. The next level is Level 666. The bee is smiling.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

If you ain't listening to @bloodwork.show you a straight up BITCH!

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The "I WANT TO BELIEVE" poster, with the UFO floating there

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Screenshot of a palm tree with Christmas lights from the Corona Extra "Feliz Navidad"

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

He almost got away with some of this.

Antique stoneware XXX liquor jug

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Gone Feisin', with some soft shoes dangling from the end

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Dennis from Always Sunny showing off the sketch he drew of him grabbing some big fat titties from behind

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Garth Marenghi

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Vegeta from Dragonball Z in a pink shirt and yellow pants with the text: "I am doing a badman check-in. I need six badmen to post, not share, this message to show you are always the if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will. Let's go gentlemen."

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The heads of security at the Louvre:

Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers, after they became cops. They're at a ball game. Skull is about to mustard his empty hot dog bun.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Three teenagers pushing a shopping cart with their gaming PC into Micro Center:

EMTs unloading a patient on a gurney off of a medevac helicopter

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Where else are you gonna send everyone's shit? Cleveland?

Da Kandahar poo pond, a 200-yard-wide, quadrisected lake of human shit.

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Scene from Disco Elysium. You just told Kim to give you his gun.

Authority: Good. Now put it in your mouth.
You: But I want to point it at *them*.
Authority: *I want to point it at them*, phah! Quit your whining. *Everyone* knows how to do that! You're a special man. You're going to point it at *yourself*. Go ahead, show them.

Only option: Put the barrel in your mouth.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

That modern day shit had me and my cousins hooked.

End of Assassins Creed 1, you get out of the animus but your eagle eyes still work, and your prison is covered in arcane horseshit.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Our majestic black scaredy cats Cola and Magnus.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Mistakes Into Miracles: Sonic got Pan pregnant with baby Rainbow Dash in front of 9/11

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Alien god art by Alex Ries
Text: Kynleigh Kelce-Swift c. 2028

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Oh yeah, this baby's blowing now.

Air purifier detecting a "purple" amount of air pollution.

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

The Love Toilet from SNL

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Penny Arcade
Scene: four douchebags at a booth table
Curly mustache: "Now, in this instance would we consider 'boondoggle'?"
Tycho: "God damn you, Steve! A boondoggle is 'a braided cird worn by the Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide, hatband, or ornament.' I'm sick of your 'Definition 2' bullshit."

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Suck my nuts.

Clues by Sam difficulty Evil 1, cleared in less than 38 minutes with no mistakes

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball: "Guys you're still trying to replace Grimes. I'm telling you we can't do it. But we can recreate her in the aggregate."

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Charles Bell's "The Wounded following the Battle of Corunna: Tetanus Following Gunshot Wounds" (1809)

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Scally Cap @scallycap.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

It keeps giving me this error message.