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Cletus Hemphill

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Avs fan, music lover, would like to save democracy

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/10/2026
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/06/2026
“Whoa! That was a good one! Try it, Hobbs—just poke his brain right where my finger is.”
“Whoa! That was a good one! Try it, Hobbs—just poke his brain right where my finger is.”
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 29/04/2026
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr., and Jeanine Pirro at the Correspondents' Dinner a.k.a. Black Tie January 6th
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Point: Leo
Young JD Vance. Young Pope Leo in sunglasses and fedora.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Avs have been not great at 5v5 tonight. And the Stars don’t even have Mikko in the lineup.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epstein Fury
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Moss Elixir @sorryforlaughing.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Robert Duvall as Boo Radley, his first major screen role, sitting on a porch swing with Mary Badham's Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird. RIP.
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Alan Ranta (ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ?) 🇨🇦 @alanranta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I can't believe it took us this long to figure out that Kid Rock is another name for Epstein Island. It was just sitting there, this whole time.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant. This shit is cooked through. 150 years of being a newspaper and now you're a 4chan comment thread.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Rest now, brother. I’ll see you in Smallhalla
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
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And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The mendacity of Kristi Noem is of world historical level - just a thoroughly vile and worthless henchwoman of evil.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just sickening.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
RIP Raul. His band provided just pure joy when I saw them live. A true American who will be missed. I’m thankful his legacy will live on. Give the Mavericks a listen if you’ve never taken the plunge. You won’t be disappointed.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike. (via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
MARON: “It’s happening. This is government censorship. This is the Trump administration coming after people who speak out against him…. Come together. Push back.”
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Nailed it.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Pretty on the nose.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
DJT's America. What a fucking disgrace.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 12/06/2025
MSNBC is going to carry Sen. Padilla’s statement, and here’s a live stream from AP.
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LIVE: Alex Padilla speaks after being removed from Kristi Noem’s press conference
Watch live as Sen. Alex Padilla of California speaks after being forcibly removed from Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s press conference in Los Ange...
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Well Hung Lover, by Banksy, 2006, 📸 by @mik3
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
What many doctors are thinking I bet.
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2025
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/03/2025
Thou shalt fire Chuck Schumer.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fraud, waste and abuse
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Tesla dealership in metro Denver just now.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mood
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When will they be bringing back lead paint, DDT and asbestos?
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 13/02/2025
the FT is the only one really reporting in any meaningful way that these guys are all nazis
excerpt from an FT column Among all these vectors, one of the weirdest and most disturbing developments is the rise of the “neo-reactionary movement” (NRx), also called Dark Enlightenment. The name alone is spooky and intriguing. NRx is an ideology founded by the British philosopher Nick Land and the American software developer Curtis Yarvin (who was recently interviewed in the New York Times). The philosophy argues that democracy inherently leads to social decline, because of the development of deep state bureaucracies that are unable to control oligarchic forces, and that societies should be run like corporations, with a kind of CEO Monarch in charge. As Yarvin has said, “If Americans want to change their government, they need to get rid of dictator phobia . . . One way of dealing with that is . . . hire two executives and make sure they work together and there is really no other solution . . . ”

Are Trump and Musk those people? Some think so. Between Trump’s 19th century-style tax, tariff and territorial-seizure threats, and Musk’s attempted takeover of the plumbing of the federal government (see my column today on why his Treasury meddling, which has been temporarily thwarted by a federal judge in the US, is so worrisome), it feels like there is a kind of self-coup happening in America right now. And some people I’ve spoken to in both political and technology circles feel that it’s been driven by the Dark Enlightenment crowd, which includes many of the people — from Peter Thiel to Marc Andreessen to Musk himself — who stand to benefit most from it. As Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir (which has seen its stock price surge off the back of a raft of expected government contracts) said recently: “This is a revolution . . . some people will get their heads cut off.”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Instead of prosecuting the mayor of America’s largest city with the ample evidence that he took bribes from a foreign government, the Trump administration decided to leave him in office, and use the threat of charges to blackmail him into carrying out their agenda. And they did it all in the open.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
In Trump’s America, the bank robbers are the ones who threaten to call the cops.
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Queerhawk 🏳️‍🌈 | 🇺🇦 | 🇬🇱 @alwaysadorecats.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The NYT spent all of 2015 and 2016 super duper concerned about a few copies of government emails on a private server. I’m sure they’ll publish a front page story about Musk downloading the entire Treasury’s data onto private servers any minute now.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 31/01/2025
A brutal and spot-on plea to corporate media from @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
Welcome to 2025. No one reads your website or watches your TV show. Subscription revenue will never truly replace ad revenue and ad revenue is never coming back. All of your influence is now determined by algorithms owned by tech oligarchs that stole your ad revenue and they not only hate you, personally, but have aligned themselves with a president that also hates you, personally. The information vacuum you created by selling yourself out for likes and shares and Facebook-funded pivot-to-video initiatives in the 2010s has been filled in by random "news influencers," some of which are literally using _ChatGPT to write their posts.
While many others are just making shit up to go viral. And the people taking over the country currently have spent the last decade, in public, I might add, crafting a playbook - one you dismissed - that, if successful, means the end of everything that resembles America. And that includes our free and open and lazy mainstream media. And they're pretty confident it'll succeed because, unlike you, they know how broken the internet is now and are happy to take advantage of it. While I'm sure it feels very professional to continue playing stenographer in your little folding chair at the White House, they're literally replacing you with podcasters as we speak. So this is it. Adapt or die. Or at the very least, die with some dignity.
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The Cure @thecure.com · 29/01/2025
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