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Cletus Hemphill

@sbros99.bsky.social
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Avs fan, music lover, would like to save democracy

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/10/2026
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've lived in CO for a long time and have never seen such a freak reach the level of gubernatorial candidate. I'm embarrassed for our state. Hopefully he'll be swept into the dustbin of history in a few weeks.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
ALT: Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tackling leaving a lot to be desired tonight
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Disappointing. Hopefully it’ll show up on YouTube.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WTH? The only reason I was watching this snooze fest of a game. Just more gambling commercials. Bummer.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Duh
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good, resilient win. Feels different than the last two years. We’ll see if they can sustain it.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
102 now in Arvada. Wheeee
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw them at Red Rocks last night. They debuted Dine n Dash. Very good show.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dinosaurs watching the meteors.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That was an excellent piece. More than just a ‘bad week’
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/06/2026
“Whoa! That was a good one! Try it, Hobbs—just poke his brain right where my finger is.”
“Whoa! That was a good one! Try it, Hobbs—just poke his brain right where my finger is.”
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Slop all the way down.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rock that skullet king pedo.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How much of our tax dollars are used to pay those people to hold the signs?
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That was pretty awesome
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Clowns need work, too.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hope the kitchen gave him the ‘special’ sauce.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Aristocrats!
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hate to admit it but damn, Hughes is so good.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Was lucky enough to attend that championship game when I was a young lad. Special moment. RIP early Broncos legend Craig Morton.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Truly the age of Enshittification.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ballroom Brain is dumber than dogshit.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Idiots post using AI
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Traveling bubble.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Git yer grift face on.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
OK Brad, that one made me laugh hard. Well played.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Make them play with rented clubs. They have to use range balls. Make them start a round at ten over.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 29/04/2026
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr., and Jeanine Pirro at the Correspondents' Dinner a.k.a. Black Tie January 6th
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Vulgar sloth
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tyrant
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When did Kid Rock morph into Vic Morrow?
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
100% Projection
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He’s easy to ignore. Sportschud.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Serious Captain Queeg vibes.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Cartoon villain
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Clown
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Embarrassing. Shithole country.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Vomit Social. Who wants to read that crazy screed?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Point: Leo
Young JD Vance. Young Pope Leo in sunglasses and fedora.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
That’s more like it
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dude is dialed in attm.
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So much corruption
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What a dolt.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
McGruff The Crime Pope
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Cletus Hemphill @sbros99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a life jacket with a badge on it that says ' us navy '
ALT: a man wearing a life jacket with a badge on it that says ' us navy '
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