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Blonde Sazzle

@sazzle.bsky.social
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She/her. Beer Princess/ Vodka Queen. The misadventures of touring, gigs, music, blondeness, LFC ⚽️ & Haringey Huskies 🏒

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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hey Penguins. Hockey matches have three periods. Please remember that you need to play in the third period. Maybe score some goals. Maybe not conceed so many and throw away your lead 🙃
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Don't like football anyway
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I wouldn't say Liverpool hotels are price gouging for the Foo Fighters gigs... But you can get a Travelodge for the Thursday gig for a mere £393. A Travelodge. One night. £393
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I'm already bored of all the Christmas adverts
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Can Liverpool just play Frankfurt every week please?
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What the hell?
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Me after watching Ekitike's goal celebration
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed aka face palm
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 02/09/2025
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Graham Linehan arrested at Heathrow over his X posts
Graham Linehan was arrested on suspicion of inciting violence and bailed pending further investigation.
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tonylufc64.bsky.social @tonylufc64.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Lol. They've done scum over here 👏👏 #lufc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/08/2025
Who will Sesko’s 2026-27 Serie ‘A’ loan be to? Roma seem a good fit
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I wouldn't say that gigs and ice hockey are a big part of my life but I don't have a free Saturday until mid-Decemeber because I'm either at a gig or at a hockey match.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Whoever it was that hurled racist abuse at Semenyo needs to be banned for life
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Decided to get the bus to work for a change instead of the train. Had to message my boss saying ill be late as the bus has broken down. He replied saying he was late in as his bus broke down. Moral of the story, don't get a bus today, it'll break down
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
OK if you ask me to do something for you because you don't think you'll have time to do it before you finish for the day then ill happily help out.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy The Armed new album day to all who celebrate @phreej.bsky.social @artisangossip.bsky.social
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Watch this. I dare you not to cry.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Update: I managed to get a ticket! I shall go to the ball
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
BC/AD
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Seeing that Bob Vylan are now being accused of goose-stepping during their set at a festival in Greece. I've seen the clip, it's actually their gentle exercises they do at the start of every set. 🙄
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The Instagram algorithm really isn't helping
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Just seen the sad news about Jota. Thinking of his family and team mates at this awful time. R.I.P. 💔
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The feeling when @christt.bsky.social announces a gig but you can't go because you're at another gig. Then that gig gets rescheduled so now you can go but tickets are sold out. I know it's early but if anyone sees any spares, send them my way
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a little girl in a blue sweater is crying and saying i 'm okay .
ALT: a little girl in a blue sweater is crying and saying i 'm okay .
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Anyone who says its terrible driving in London has never tried to drive in Nottingham. One slight incident and the whole city comes to a standstill
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'm off to this tomorrow. Can't believe the amount of typos on this poster. Surely someone should have noticed its only been 10 years since all those albums 😉
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Mentally logged off work for the week
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've been watching fan videos of the Liverpool trophy parade. Clicked on one thinking it was the parade from a window. It was actually footage of a car plowing into people. It looks awful. Thinking of everyone there
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I've danced to the Jurassic Park theme and the Pokemon theme at a silent disco before. But I think last night's was the most random with Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
. @PSB_HQ sorry Willgoose, you've been sacked
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Things in Spurs favour to win the Europa League: * there's been a few teams ending a trophy drought this season * all the winners of the Carabao Cup, Premier League and FA Cup have birds in their logos * Ange always wins a trophy in his second season
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Every time I overhear someone in the office saying "to be fair" my brain does this:
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a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... ''
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... ''
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I know people hate the UK and usually I don't care, but 0 points from the public vote and over 200 for the Genocide country? That hurts
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
People of Europe watching #Eurovision can you vote for the good songs and not for the country you are pretending isn't committing genocide
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Congratulations to Crystal Palace for winning the FA Cup. Enjoy celebrating
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@psbhq.bsky.social you weren't wrong about them going fast. Got the email after they'd sold out 😂
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@artisangossip.bsky.social did you get today's Wordle? It broke my streak and apparently half of the people who tried it failed
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Slow clap for National Rail and this guidance #Paddington #Reading #NationalRail
A screenshot of advice for passengers wanting to travel between Paddington and Reading. In summary, it tells Elizabeth Line customers to use Great Western Railway instead. And for Great Western Railway customers to use the Elizabeth Line instead.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Spot the day I go to my first festival of the season. Crossing my fingers the long range forecast is pessimistic
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Cheryl Rosbak @csrosbak.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I've done something wild this morning. I got to the station five minutes before my train to work, instead of the usual five seconds.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hottest day of the year so far. So of course I'm going to spend the evening at a sold out gig, in a small, sweaty venue 👍🏻
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Happy #DogsAtPollingStations day to all who celebrate
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"Sarah, why are you late for work today?" "Because I was busy liking all the content about Liverpool winning the league"
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Found myself watching the end of the match whilst travelling on the Elizabeth line. A couple of seats down, a guy was doing the same. #LFC #Champions
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/04/2025
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Feels weird wanting Arsenal to win tonight to delay Liverpool being crowned champions. But in 2020 we won because another team lost. This time I want to be confirmed as champions, on the pitch at Anfield, after we beat Spurs
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
And this is how I found out the Pope has died
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Trans Legal Project @translegalproject.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
URGENT: Following yesterday's public protests & our thread calling for everyone to contact their MP urgently here is some guidance on what you might say in an email. This is not a time for thinking someone else will fix this. Please read, share and ACT! www.translegalproject.org/post/urgent-...
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URGENT ACTION: Write to your MP to protest the Supreme Court ruling and the EHRC's proposals to impose draconian bans on trans people from single-sex spaces.
The trans community is facing a major crisis in the UK after the Supreme Court ruled last week that for the purposes of The Equality Act 2010 sex should be classified as biological (i.e. as recorded a...
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