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Blonde Sazzle

@sazzle.bsky.social
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She/her. Beer Princess/ Vodka Queen. The misadventures of touring, gigs, music, blondeness, LFC ⚽️ & Haringey Huskies 🏒

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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hey Penguins. Hockey matches have three periods. Please remember that you need to play in the third period. Maybe score some goals. Maybe not conceed so many and throw away your lead 🙃
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Don't like football anyway
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I wouldn't say Liverpool hotels are price gouging for the Foo Fighters gigs... But you can get a Travelodge for the Thursday gig for a mere £393. A Travelodge. One night. £393
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I'm already bored of all the Christmas adverts
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Can Liverpool just play Frankfurt every week please?
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What the hell?
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Me after watching Ekitike's goal celebration
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed aka face palm
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 02/09/2025
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Graham Linehan arrested at Heathrow over his X posts
Graham Linehan was arrested on suspicion of inciting violence and bailed pending further investigation.
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tonylufc64.bsky.social @tonylufc64.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Lol. They've done scum over here 👏👏 #lufc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/08/2025
Who will Sesko’s 2026-27 Serie ‘A’ loan be to? Roma seem a good fit
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Things you love to see
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I wouldn't say that gigs and ice hockey are a big part of my life but I don't have a free Saturday until mid-Decemeber because I'm either at a gig or at a hockey match.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
So much for "go woke, go broke" 😂
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Whoever it was that hurled racist abuse at Semenyo needs to be banned for life
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Decided to get the bus to work for a change instead of the train. Had to message my boss saying ill be late as the bus has broken down. He replied saying he was late in as his bus broke down. Moral of the story, don't get a bus today, it'll break down
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Spurs fans start off with more hope so the fall is more painful
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Kenny says not complete misery as its not Spurs
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Unless I've noticed you chatting around the office, wasting more time telling irrelevant people what you're doing/what the issue is and taking a long lunch break. Then the answer is no. You had plenty of time to get the job done. You just chose to piss around instead.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
OK if you ask me to do something for you because you don't think you'll have time to do it before you finish for the day then ill happily help out.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy The Armed new album day to all who celebrate @phreej.bsky.social @artisangossip.bsky.social
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Watch this. I dare you not to cry.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Update: I managed to get a ticket! I shall go to the ball
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
BC/AD
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Seeing that Bob Vylan are now being accused of goose-stepping during their set at a festival in Greece. I've seen the clip, it's actually their gentle exercises they do at the start of every set. 🙄
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The Instagram algorithm really isn't helping
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Just seen the sad news about Jota. Thinking of his family and team mates at this awful time. R.I.P. 💔
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
So Slow-Lows are welcome? Any floor level exhibits for them?
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It seems to be a thing missing Wolf Alice cos of having Covid!
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me neither, pushed back but never brought forward. I've also signed up to the wait list on Dice. I'm hoping by then there'll be someone who can no longer go
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Amyl and the Sniffers. Brought it forwards three weeks.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The feeling when @christt.bsky.social announces a gig but you can't go because you're at another gig. Then that gig gets rescheduled so now you can go but tickets are sold out. I know it's early but if anyone sees any spares, send them my way
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a little girl in a blue sweater is crying and saying i 'm okay .
ALT: a little girl in a blue sweater is crying and saying i 'm okay .
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Their u-turn seems like the "say something you wouldn't normally say so people know you've been kidnapped" meme
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I followed them on Twitter as they were a trans man, claiming to fight for trans rights. Now it appears they are detransitioning and seem intent on bringing the trans community down. I've just popped into twitter to see what the hell was going on with them and give them an unfollow.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I was going to ask you how it was when I saw it in your story the other day. I'll add it to the list as well as the other one
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Anyone who says its terrible driving in London has never tried to drive in Nottingham. One slight incident and the whole city comes to a standstill
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'm off to this tomorrow. Can't believe the amount of typos on this poster. Surely someone should have noticed its only been 10 years since all those albums 😉
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Mentally logged off work for the week
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've been watching fan videos of the Liverpool trophy parade. Clicked on one thinking it was the parade from a window. It was actually footage of a car plowing into people. It looks awful. Thinking of everyone there
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I've danced to the Jurassic Park theme and the Pokemon theme at a silent disco before. But I think last night's was the most random with Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
. @PSB_HQ sorry Willgoose, you've been sacked
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Things going against Spurs to win the Europa League: * with all the above going in their favour it would be extra Spursy for them to lose * Man Utd need to see Dr Tottenham
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Things in Spurs favour to win the Europa League: * there's been a few teams ending a trophy drought this season * all the winners of the Carabao Cup, Premier League and FA Cup have birds in their logos * Ange always wins a trophy in his second season
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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a group of people dancing in front of a comedy sign
ALT: a group of people dancing in front of a comedy sign
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
P.S you should all watch Letterkenny
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Every time I overhear someone in the office saying "to be fair" my brain does this:
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a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... ''
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... ''
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Exactly. Definitely something dodgy going on
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Blonde Sazzle @sazzle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
People were getting Instagram adverts telling them to vote for number 4 without saying that number 4 is Israel
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