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Saucefire

@saucefire.bsky.social
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he/him mini painter award winning dm (retired) self obsessed internet troll mental health enthusiast

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21h
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 17h
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's so polite and always has been 😭.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Riley is no longer solid matter, he has become a liquid dog.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ollie @kappakatch21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will sit for French fries 🍟 😋 #sheltie #dogsofsky
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna start my own Alpha Male Bootcamp where I bait and switch dweebs into learning about mental health awareness and self care. They go in expecting NO EXCUSES. NO WEAKNESS. Instead they get: Good morning, Kings, today we're going to talk about emotional regulation.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Larp is fun!
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will you accept tiny dogs in autumnal scarves?
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is Jim Henson's birthday! Born this day in 1936. Why not celebrate by hanging out with your weirdest, funniest and most creative friends?
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frogball 🐸
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HIT THE TAPE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wakka wakka, larp update Drew the sigil myself: ✅ Hand stitched the favour: ✅ Hung it on my belt: ✅ Goddess approved?
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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love you leopardus tilcayo
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Throwback to when Riley was a meatball. Can you spot him?
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Matt McGrath @stupidmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gee THANKS @ryannorth.ca I guffawed on the TTC today cuz of this joke and everyone looked at me weird
Comic panel from Flash 34. A sign reads: Gorilla City. Keep out. No lesser sapiens allowed. Homo Sapiens, this means you!
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got up to wash my face, when I return someone's taken my place.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I strive to be this comfortable.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my skeets when I was a streamer: oh god, everything has to be precisely tailored to ensure I don't alienate my audience. my skeets after I retired: yo, shout out to cheese 🧀.
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Jones ✨🏳️‍🌈✨ @prinxe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My friend Jovi is going through a crisis at the moment and won't be able to work for an unforeseen amount of time, and will almost certainly have some bills to contend with after. If you could donate directly to hrluver201@gmail.com or to me at muxjones1986@gmail.com that would be very kind.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Riley clearly has something important to say! ✨ sound on 🐕 ✨
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Riley and his lil drumstick 🍗
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duxsilvae.bsky.social @duxsilvae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made a This
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Swika_Jakiin @swikajakiin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Expand your libraries folks "If you cannot acces information you cannot combat propaganda and you cannot tell when anyone is lying" youtube.com/shorts/x8PbX...
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Build your library now.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: President Trump signed an Executive Order today requiring Sec. of the Interior Burgum to explore removing federal protections for gray wolves + Mexican gray wolves. It's clearly meant to appease ranchers, despite the biggest threat to their businesses coming from tariffs, not wolves.
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childsplaycharity.bsky.social @childsplaycharity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't miss Make-A-Strip where our founders Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins host hilarious Q&A, create a Penny Arcade strip, and raise money for Child's Play all in 90 minutes. If you can't attend - watch on YouTube. You won't regret it. www.youtube.com/@PAXofficialYT
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good morning. Just a reminder that Riley is the best.
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
be nice if i posted the panel I'm doing huh west.paxsite.com/en-us/schedu...
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
RIP legendary feminist writer and activist Gloria Steinem, another friend of Miss Piggy gone too soon.
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 01/09/2026
OMG, I HAVE A VOICE ROLE IN A VIDEO GAME! 🪩💖📢 Mark your calendars (and your wishlists) and prepare for Edutainment! store.steampowered.com/app/4993020/...
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s unreal how good at this beetlemoses is
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🪿 Bird Holly 🦉 @hollyconrad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve listed some more d&d books on eBay! If you’re going to pax I can bring them to you! One of these are some special rules Chris Perkins wrote for a Buck Roger’s RPG!! ebay.io/m/9n9yo3
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Child's Play covers the cost of a Game Tech to start but once the hospital sees how valuable the job is it becomes "operationalized" and they begin paying for it so we can fund a new Game Tech someplace else. Curious what a Game Tech is? Check out this amazing video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRI3...
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I am a game tech
YouTube video by Child's Play Charity
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm just praying for that false vacuum collapse at this point.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Clive has become a meme.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Baby faced Clive vs Bearded Clive 🤔
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Saucefire @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I remember when my union fought for something simple and agreeable like a free coffeepot. Wound up spending less on coffee at Tim Hortons than I did on Union dues.
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