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Saucefire but he's a ghost

@saucefire.bsky.social
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he/him mini painter award winning dm (retired) self obsessed internet troll mental health enthusiast

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Eugenio Vargas @dmjazzyhands.bsky.social · 14h
I realize this is a pretty late request, but... Anyone got the hookup for a PAX Unplugged hotel room (or a spare room you're not using)? Some logistics have fallen through, and I wanna sort this before it all costs even more than it already does. Many thanks in advance!
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18h
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars A Colony of Bats!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All my books are from the future, and I have to translate them from a language that doesn't exist yet.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I try to end every day with the same amount of limbs or more.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
24 hours of Project Zomboid! Crowd Control, Special Guests, and MORE! Join the hoard. Lift me up while dragging me under! YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability Art by: @bernummm.bsky.social
Parody of original Dawn Of The Dead movie poster. The pink sky background cut by a black lower half. In the middle is a collandar of paster with Blood? Sauce? Maybe? Text reads from top to bottom: "When the Vtuber needs more views the subs will grow the channel." "24 hours of Project Zomboid. October 16th-17th. Starting at 5PM Central Time."
"THAWN OF THE SUBS" Twitch: THEPASTABILITY YOUTUBE:@PASTABILITY
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I choose to believe this is you grading my comments.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excellent work James R!!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope, just a naturally human reaction, self doubt is normal and you shouldn't feel bad about it. 🥷
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ha, that'll show you for being mean to yourself.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also missed out on calling the deluxe edition of slaughter house five Slaughter House Six (or Slaughterer House Five)
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
more dinosaur comics? Hooray!
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did he take his picture? Just let Fliz Chorzo drink his blue milk in peace.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now he's a big puppy!
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's a sheltie :)
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's so polite and always has been 😭.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Riley is no longer solid matter, he has become a liquid dog.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really makes you think (about jackets).
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And all still legal in Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game!!
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
!!! Amazing treasures!!!
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mass Effect Garrus: Just Like Old Times (Ponste5)
ALT: Mass Effect Garrus: Just Like Old Times (Ponste5)
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Ollie @kappakatch21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will sit for French fries 🍟 😋 #sheltie #dogsofsky
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just like the idea that 'laura's bullshit nonsense banners' is a line on the PA budget.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Give French fries!
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Angry Red Ball with Fiery Background
ALT: Angry Red Ball with Fiery Background
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't apologize, you're right.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep winding up next to him at tables at bars during PAX unplugged and not realizing it's him until I look over at a napkin and find that he's doodled one of his characters on it.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can fit so much lunch in there!!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna start my own Alpha Male Bootcamp where I bait and switch dweebs into learning about mental health awareness and self care. They go in expecting NO EXCUSES. NO WEAKNESS. Instead they get: Good morning, Kings, today we're going to talk about emotional regulation.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Larp is fun!
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will you accept tiny dogs in autumnal scarves?
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will you accept tiny dogs in autumnal scarves?
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is Jim Henson's birthday! Born this day in 1936. Why not celebrate by hanging out with your weirdest, funniest and most creative friends?
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frogball 🐸
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would die for Edmund and it wouldn't be a crime.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shh, you don't need to unionize, bb
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Saucefire but he's a ghost @saucefire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HIT THE TAPE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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