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Research ecologist. All posts are mine only and do not speak for my employer. California salmon, stock assessment, and ecosystem based management are my big things professionally. Reluctant expert on canine Cushings and related disorders.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The meaningful divide in the Democratic party for the foreseeable future is going to be a lot less about center vs left ideology and a lot more about people who grasp this vs people who don’t.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't have the energy to rebut everything in this piece, but it reaffirms the impression that these people did not know or care how government works and never bothered to find out. The reporter's framing is pretty credulous "many people disagree" with stuff that is easy to fact check.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A useful way to think about it is to imagine a republican candidate saying one thing that you liked, agreeing with you on exactly one issue. That would totally work, right? Donald Trump announces he’s for one thing you are also for and then you vote for him. See how stupid it sounds.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still never listened to him, still never will, still don't care, but I bet you turbocharged his numbers for him in an industry where exposure and income are essentially the same thing.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
re: "AI Actor," the thing about a bunch of Tech Overlords who are not interested in reading, knowing, or learning anything is that every idea they have ever had has already been 1) thought of and 2) exposed for the pure idiocy it is
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The government is using AI for the things it’s least suited for but don’t worry, the people at the top insisting it be used everywhere have no idea what it is, how it works, or what it’s useful and not useful for
cnn.com
Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post-apocalyptic mutual aid idea: tout show that sets up hedged bets so people can qualify for medical insurance
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Joan Meiners, PhD @joanmeiners.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is NOT an “Exclusive!” Honestly, @washingtonpost.com, this is really gross. AZ local 12News had this scoop last week. When you steal work like this, you undermine public comprehension of why local journalism matters…AND your own *actual* source of info about what’s going on across the country.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One weird trick for doubling the value of a 2002 Golf TDI (fill it up)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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felinecannonball @felinecannon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Employees and academics everywhere are uploading their working drafts, trade secrets, and internal methods to black box LLM companies that will claim them, patent them, and spit them out to others. "Show me the training set" is the first thing you need to ask with machine learning applications.
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Defector @defector.com · 06/09/2026
A loss would have been less embarrassing than Michigan's win over Western Michigan: defector.com/a-loss-would...
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A Loss Would Have Been Less Embarrassing Than Michigan's Win Over Western Michigan | Defector
Even before it slipped into janky comedy in its dying moments, you wouldn’t necessarily say that Michigan’s season opener against Western Michigan on Saturday was “a good football game.” But also just...
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is gonna upset so many of y’all
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 17/08/2026
7. It's yet another thing that AI has stolen away from the current generation of scientists. Yet again, AI proves to be an anti-egalitarian force in that these abuses force us to abandon the Mertonian norm of universalism for increased reliance on credentials, reputation, and personal connections.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is always ready to meet the moment, as long as the moment calls for saying something weaker than British taco sauce
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good afternoon. Fuck prediction markets. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
sfgate.com
The worst people in the world are gambling on California wildfires
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes on prediction markets hitting new lows.
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Defector @defector.com · 12/08/2026
With the power of AI, information can pour straight through your skull and onto the ground without ever slowing:
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With The Power Of AI, Information Can Pour Straight Through Your Skull And Onto The Ground Without Ever Slowing | Defector
Reading. What is it? Why does anyone do it? Can anyone at Axios do it? No. Maybe that is why they write like that. When you read a book, the stuff in the book goes into your mind, and your mind…
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/08/2026
love the scare quotes around "humanist" as if humanism isn't central to our nation's founding documents
nytimes.com
A Democrat Sounds the Alarm on Christian Nationalism in Congress - The New York Times
Representative Jared Huffman of California, the only self-declared “humanist” in Congress, writes in a new book that the separation of church and state is in grave danger.
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Andrew Rypel @andrewrypel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A neat blog highlighting a native CA salmon that few know about, and that have historically been rare. Turns out, pink salmon are 📈 in CA too, like many places. A neat thing about pink salmon is their strict 2 year life-cycle. Different from Chinook salmon (usually 3 years, at least in CA)
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Albert Ruhí @albertruhi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We're hiring an ecologist at UC Berkeley! The Dept. of Integrative Biology is hiring a tenure-track Assistant Professor in Ecology. Plants/algae, invertebrates, microbes, or marine systems a priority. Come join us!! Apply by Oct 5, 2026. aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF05489 PS: Please share!
aprecruit.berkeley.edu
Assistant Professor –Ecology- Integrative Biology
University of California, Berkeley is hiring. Apply now!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

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And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pollsters are trying their best. They really are. We’ve just reached the limit of what you can do to make something look like an approximately random sample when you have to attempt 150,000 contacts to get 500 responses.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Did you hear about the old timey gold prospector who was nonbinary? Found a fortune up in them/their hills.
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The Oaklandside @oaklandside.org · 31/07/2026
Oakland Animal Services is at capacity for big dogs, so the shelter is waiving fees on Aug. 1 and 2. You can view adoptable dogs on their website.
oaklandside.org
Big dogs need forever homes. Adopt for free in Oakland this weekend
Oakland Animal Services is at capacity for big dogs, so the shelter is waiving fees on Aug. 1 and 2. You can view adoptable dogs on their website.
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if instead of being asked not to use AC on a 100-degree day, you were suddenly unable to create an image of yourself riding a log flume with a photorealistic Crash Bandicoot.
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 25/07/2026
Admirable clarity @science.org
The Trump administration hates academic science funding, full stop. They hate where that money goes, and they hate who it goes to. They want to keep all that money for themselves, to hand out to favored cronies who can help them get elected and to steer yet more money and more power back into their hands.

That’s it. That’s the story
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And so it begins. Why Your Team Sucks 2026 kicks off, fittingly, with the sorryass RAIDERS. Happy football season, everyone. defector.com/why-your-tea...
defector.com
Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Las Vegas Raiders | Defector
Some people are fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the prev...
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Data centers—bland, inert structures that add no aesthetic or intellectual value to the landscape they’re built on—stand as the physical embodiment of the AI sector’s grotesque avariciousness.” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
sfgate.com
If you don't hate data centers yet, boy do I have news for you
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes the hater's guide to data centers.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Two weeks ago today, after Nasdaq willingly rigged the rules, somewhere btw $7-10 bil of passive money was forced to buy SpaceX at $160.42 Today, 10 trading days later, it closed at $119.85 It’s an unprecedented forced loss (at least $2b) for passive investors and our financial media is 🦗
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Contrary to the promises Musk offered during the early days, federal spending as a whole actually increased over the past year." This can't be repeated enough. They're spending more; and we're getting less. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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DOGE was supposed to be dead. Its remnants are everywhere.
The fallout from Elon Musk’s cost-cutting venture can be found across the government if you know where to look.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
These people's politics require us to grasp that these abstract (to them) culture wars issues truly are the most important problems in their lives. Imagine a life in which transgender tee ball players or Cornell freshmen who can't make friends because they're fascists are your most serious crises.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We’ve needed some work on our roof and there were enough red flags in trying to find someone to do it that I was 99% confident when I googled “did private equity take over roofing” that I’d find something and, well, here you go.
pitchbook.com
Q2 2026 QXO Paid $17.3 Billion for a Roofing Company. Have You Paid Attention to the Roofing Sector? - PitchBook
This analyst note examines PE investment dynamics in the roofing sector, covering deal activity, market fragmentation, sourcing targets, a due-diligence framework, and current cost pressures.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
George are they perhaps like rebellious woodland creatures attacking sophisticated imperial forces with slingshots and wooden spears?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gerontocracy is bad. It produces bad governance by ancient and out of touch people. It’s hugely disruptive when they all start dropping at the same time. And it diverts what little energy these people have for doing their actual jobs to succession battles.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy to stand in solidarity with the New York Times reporters facing this threat to freedom of speech and civil liberties but that's a little tricky when the guys who run the actual newspaper that employes them evidently think that Zohran Mamdani is a bigger threat to freedom than Trump.
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There's an OMB rule change that would require political oversight of scientific grants, and could pull any that don't "reflect presidential priorities" Another country has tried this before! It was the USSR and it was called Lysenkoism. By @thsaey.bsky.social www.sciencenews.org/article/omb-...
sciencenews.org
Here’s what happens when you put politicians in charge of science
Proposed federal rules would rely on political appointees to decide how a lot of U.S. science gets done. History shows the consequences of such actions.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Actual leftists tend to have a zero-tolerance policy for nazis and a zero-tolerance policy for nazis means you're not on twitter.
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Defector @defector.com · 07/07/2026
America's birthday, brought to you by gas station hoagies: defector.com/americas-bir...
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America’s Birthday, Brought To You By Gas Station Hoagies | Defector
Perhaps it’s a sign from Mother Nature that the two flagship events of the Philadelphia’s Wawa Welcome America Festival for the semiquincentennial were derailed by weather. Maybe she was telling us…
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is what I wrote about Platner back in October of 2025, and I think it holds up okay. The popular movement that grew around him in Maine is real and inspiring, the guy himself was always fugazy at best. At this point I just hope the former outlasts the latter. defector.com/what-job-is-...
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What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Maine in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us ...
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