Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I gotta double triple glaze my windows man these birds are up and awake and ready to go. 4230 0
Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kākā: “GOOD MORNING SIR HAVE YOU FORGOT TO GET UP” Me: I did not know parrots woke up before dark. 130 0
Julie Blommaert @drjulieb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In Sweden, there was a huge tree outside my apartment that the jackdaws liked to gather in. They’d start their cawing at sunrise. Sunrise was at like 3am. I wouldn’t typically have murderous opinions about birds 030 0
Virginia Cattell @virgcatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My mornings are blessedly peaceful until I put my hearing aids in 😀 120 0
Sisyphus @sisyphusreturns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ironically you’re both saying ‘fuck me!’ Yours with an exasperated sigh at the noise, theirs with the thrill of the chase. 010 0
